New forum poster Jake Johnson’s Map Masquerade tour is off and we’re hyped! Congrats to posters sweatercuff and codithou for finding the first mega cache and allowing this fantastic clip to be released. Keep following the tour/giveaway on SLAP and www.asenseofdirection.org

Clyde Singleton posted a gold mine of skate history on Facebook over black history month. Big ups to forum poster kamltoe for compiling most of it in this thread.

Does One in a Million have you baffled this year? Read a few pages back in the thread for some insight.

How ‘bout that Mystery promo, eh? And that 5boro video? And that Piro Sierra part? Prettay, prettay, pretty good.

Shit your pants recently? Share it in the “embarrassing moments” thread and turn those closet skeletons into good stories.

Quotes of the week or two:

Donkey Lips: “Selfish pays their staff in freestyles. Every Friday afternoon, the hard-working laborers of Selfish, line up around the wall of the warehouse, all waiting for J Casanova to pay them lyrically. One by one, he mystifies them with tales of fortune, fame and one night stands.”

StabMasterArson: “Tight schedule? What are you doogie howser?”