Things You Are Stoked On But Not Stoked On

[Simon Sandleshit]

stoked: party me and my friends planned was awesome. got super fucked up. saw a girl i like there last night, and then i hung out with her today

unstoked: hungover as fuck, dad wanted me to go to the lake with him but i told him i was too sick. now hes mad.

[buttpirate]

Got punched in my face by a good friend and I feel we got closer after it.

I feel you, hope you punched him back and all is good.  This might be relevant:
http://takimag.com/article/never_trust_anyone_who_hasnt_been_punched_in_the_face/print#axzz1uG3lPFXd



stoked: bought a whole bunch of sex toys to stick in girlfriend's ass. 

not stoked: realised I spent enough money to cover new skate shoes, and that nieratko has been using celery sticks and carrots on chicks at no charge like 5ever


I suppose it's an investment in the relationship, and if it all goes pear shaped I can always go fuck myself.

[gutterhead.]

I'm stoked on this beauty I came across on tumblr, not stoked that I don't know her name.

[apad88]

Stoked: Went to a backyard punk show which only cost $3 on Cinco De Mayo
Not Stoked: Broke my middle finger moshing

[steve]

Stoked: Went to a backyard punk show which only cost $3 on Cinco De Mayo
Not Stoked: Broke my middle finger moshing

i know they say HR coined the term but that shit makes me think of pearl jam or sound garden.


Stoked: have to present my writing portfolio and read excerpts from the collection I'm working on. After this, I've got to complete a summer class and I'll have finally finished undergraduate school with a degree.

Not Stoked: I don't know what to do now that school is done and I missed the ship on graduate studies for the fall. I don't know if i've got enough discipline to maintain independent research either.

[David Schwimmer]

Stoked: Being in a Slap enviroment.

Not Stoked: Forgot to pick my daughter up from school.

[oneshovel]

Just had the best nap ever... After avoiding studying all day in favor of lurking Slap and eating food.  Honestly, what is wrong with me that I'd rather read Curren Caples interviews over something that will benefit my life.

[friendly dave]

Just got home from a little backpacking trip. Did 23 miles in two days, had great weather, and camped at a rad spot in the woods.

I have a blister on my left foot about the size of my thumb.

[buttpirate]

Stoked: Being in a Slap enviroment.

Not Stoked: Forgot to pick my daughter up from school.

I fucking mclove you man

a guy from school had his girlfriend leave him for another girl, we all gave him a lot of shit about it. does this still bother you/affect future relationships with the opposite sex? it certainly did in his case

[Cockaigne]

Heinz potato chips

[Mundungus]

Got punched in my face by a good friend and I feel we got closer after it.

I feel you, hope you punched him back and all is good.  This might be relevant:
http://takimag.com/article/never_trust_anyone_who_hasnt_been_punched_in_the_face/print#axzz1uG3lPFXd



stoked: bought a whole bunch of sex toys to stick in girlfriend's ass. 

not stoked: realised I spent enough money to cover new skate shoes, and that nieratko has been using celery sticks and carrots on chicks at no charge like 5ever


I suppose it's an investment in the relationship, and if it all goes pear shaped I can always go fuck myself.

Fuck... the people in the comments suck so bad. The whole article seems designed to be an ego booster for the worst kind of dudes.

[sabbathunder]

had anal sex with my girlfriend today for the first time...it was...interesting..

[HATE!]

had anal sex with my girlfriend today for the first time...it was...interesting..

I'm just gonna take "interesting" as you getting poop on your wiener.

[BuddyPal]

im so sorry man, that shit must of hurt you asshole so bad.

[Made In China]

Got my Dickies in the mail today after a weeklong anticipation

They turned out to be too big and now I got to send them back for a smaller size (34X34 to 32X32), but it'll only cost $5 more because Amazon is rad.

[buttpirate]

Got punched in my face by a good friend and I feel we got closer after it.

I feel you, hope you punched him back and all is good.  This might be relevant:
http://takimag.com/article/never_trust_anyone_who_hasnt_been_punched_in_the_face/print#axzz1uG3lPFXd



stoked: bought a whole bunch of sex toys to stick in girlfriend's ass. 

not stoked: realised I spent enough money to cover new skate shoes, and that nieratko has been using celery sticks and carrots on chicks at no charge like 5ever


I suppose it's an investment in the relationship, and if it all goes pear shaped I can always go fuck myself.

Fuck... the people in the comments suck so bad. The whole article seems designed to be an ego booster for the worst kind of dudes.

it caters to a very...different...section of the general population.  still, they have some interesting articles from time to time, and gavin mcinnes is funny.

[Mundungus]

it caters to a very...different...section of the general population.  still, they have some interesting articles from time to time, and gavin mcinnes is funny.

I mean, as humor I could appreciate it. Also after only reading the comments for a little bit I already found the big boss man of the comments who is a fucking whacko. Introducing the Misanthropologist! His comments are so ridiculously long and self masturbatory it's great.

The Misanthropologist, I was. I am. I shall become. I shall labour to rule the intellectual discourse by exploiting every weakness to maximum efficacy.


"Excellent article, but it is afflicted with over-simplification.  Even concepts of fighting in today's world have been compromised.  Many people now think that training and competing in mixed martial arts is actual fighting, when in reality, it differs little from other sports in its applicability to real situations.  In sports like mma, there are rules.  In real fights, anything goes.  There are no hugs normally following a fight.  There are post-"fight" hugs exchanged in mma.  This convoluted alteration of the natural world order confuses people, and serves to distort their perceptions of reality even further.

Last February I was attending a party, and in typically inebriated Finnish tradition, a young man approached me and requested we "fight".  When I responded that I had no desire to quarrel, as I had never even heard a word from the dude before, he informed me that it was a kind of informal Finnish tradition.  He then said, "You just look like a big, strong guy, and I want to fight you in front of this girl."  I then told him the obvious size and strength advantage I had, and he said he would win because of his jiu-jitsu skills.  Well, being the competitive lad I am, I agreed to this proposed "fight."  What happened?  The Finn tried to take me down, but I just grabbed his head while he was in the process.  Using my strength, I forced my right arm around his neck, squeezing as hard as I could, and leaning backward.  The next thing I knew, his feet were off the ground.  Once that happened, this "fighter" began tapping on my left arm, obviously panicking.  When I released the hold, his face was a plum, or at least that purple!  After he regained his ability to breathe normally, he was immediately crying in his girlfriend's arms, so I came over and apologised for my brutality.

Approximately 30 minutes later, the Finnish jiu-jitsu master said, "You have to give me a rematch!"  The demand seemed unreasonable to me, being as I had just nearly taken his life inadvertently.  What right did this guy have to demand anything from me? Still, he kept demanding it, and I kept refusing.  The next thing I knew, when I turned my back to this girly man, the back of my head was buffeted by a wine bottle.  I retaliated by drubbing him with a stool, and he soon lost his urge to fight, possibly some teeth, and hopefully a lot of self-respect.

The point of the preceding tale is, people have lost all awareness of their places in the natural hierarchy, which corresponds directly to Locklin's thesis. What can change this woeful development in Western civilisation? A re-acquainting with reality, which will likely only come through sacrifice and hardship. It will not be pleasant for anyone, but genuine suffering is required to eradicate the Western world of all of this anti-natural thought and behaviour, which seeks to destroy nature by merely denying it. The denial of nature is the pestilence, but that plague also has distinct symptoms which must be remedied if culture is to survive."

He then goes on and gets in a flame war with another poster each firing back 5-7 paragraph long diatribes about how manly they are.



 

[weedpop]

Everything on that site seems to be directed towards this particular cohort of self-important, faux intellectual, libertarian college kids. There's just something about the smug, hetero-normativeness of every article that makes the few good points they make seem less credible.

[brent]

Got punched in my face by a good friend and I feel we got closer after it.

I feel you, hope you punched him back and all is good.  This might be relevant:
http://takimag.com/article/never_trust_anyone_who_hasnt_been_punched_in_the_face/print#axzz1uG3lPFXd



stoked: bought a whole bunch of sex toys to stick in girlfriend's ass. 

not stoked: realised I spent enough money to cover new skate shoes, and that nieratko has been using celery sticks and carrots on chicks at no charge like 5ever


I suppose it's an investment in the relationship, and if it all goes pear shaped I can always go fuck myself.

Fuck... the people in the comments suck so bad. The whole article seems designed to be an ego booster for the worst kind of dudes.

it caters to a very...different...section of the general population.  still, they have some interesting articles from time to time, and gavin mcinnes is funny.

[Strike A Pose]

Was captured on film doing a couple tricks over a small planter gap.

Tried another trick on it like 50 times in a row and ended up breaking my board.


Struggle session!

[Zurg]

woke up with the worst knot in my left shoulder. havent really done anything physical in a few days, so i dont know how it happened. luckily i have a voucher for a shiatsu massage i got for christmas. seems like a good excuse to leave work a little early

[hydrant hopper]

Got accepted to usc today.....but the ledges aren't skateable anymore.

[_UniversalTruth_]

good to know i win, but what the heck is this...

[HATE!]

The hill in my neighborhood just got repaved and it's super fast.  I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.  It ended badly.

Finally felt good enough to go have an early morning session and rolled the fuck out of my shitty ankle five minutes in.

[cancelled]

I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.  It ended badly.

hahahahah woww. props

[HATE!]

I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.  It ended badly.

hahahahah woww. props

Y'know, it's just one of those things where 2-3 drinks gives you the confidence and stupidity to try it.  I thought I was going slow enough to pull it, yet fast enough to really launch myself.  I was wrong on all counts.

[cancelled]

I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.  It ended badly.

hahahahah woww. props

Y'know, it's just one of those things where 2-3 drinks gives you the confidence and stupidity to try it.  I thought I was going slow enough to pull it, yet fast enough to really launch myself.  I was wrong on all counts.

damn were you able to get it back under you?

[HATE!]

I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.  It ended badly.

hahahahah woww. props

Y'know, it's just one of those things where 2-3 drinks gives you the confidence and stupidity to try it.  I thought I was going slow enough to pull it, yet fast enough to really launch myself.  I was wrong on all counts.

damn were you able to get it back under you?

Oh, no way in hell would I have tried a 180 no comply in a hill bomb!  I was just trying for a straight one.  And no, I basically stepped off and slammed.  I don't think it even popped.

[MaryhillVibe]

I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.?  It ended badly.

hahahahah woww. props

Y'know, it's just one of those things where 2-3 drinks gives you the confidence and stupidity to try it.?  I thought I was going slow enough to pull it, yet fast enough to really launch myself.?  I was wrong on all counts.

damn were you able to get it back under you?

Oh, no way in hell would I have tried a 180 no comply in a hill bomb!?  I was just trying for a straight one.?  And no, I basically stepped off and slammed.?  I don't think it even popped.

Maybe your board thought you were trying to push mongo and decided to punish you for it?

[cancelled]

I skated to the bar the other night and tried to no comply in a hill bomb after a few drinks.  It ended badly.

hahahahah woww. props

Y'know, it's just one of those things where 2-3 drinks gives you the confidence and stupidity to try it.  I thought I was going slow enough to pull it, yet fast enough to really launch myself.  I was wrong on all counts.

damn were you able to get it back under you?

Oh, no way in hell would I have tried a 180 no comply in a hill bomb!  I was just trying for a straight one.  And no, I basically stepped off and slammed.  I don't think it even popped.

haha thats what i figured. i was just wondering if you were able to get your feet back on.  you are courageous sir!