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skatebording sucks
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« Reply #90 on: November 15, 2007, 02:22:16 PM »
Quote from: MFS on November 15, 2007, 02:21:20 PM
i always miss the best shit inbetween morning and my lunch break. when i get home im going through this thread and gnaring everyone, except skateboarding sucks. hes a douche.

minus the a
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« Reply #91 on: November 15, 2007, 02:40:29 PM »
skateboarding's a kodiak bear and you're the dingleberry its been swiping at.
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« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2007, 02:40:59 PM »
Quote from: damian one-ism on November 15, 2007, 02:40:29 PM
skateboarding's a kodiak bear and you're the dingleberry its been swiping at.

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« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2007, 02:55:04 PM »
^did you just admit you're a dingleberry?
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« Reply #94 on: November 15, 2007, 02:59:05 PM »
Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on November 15, 2007, 02:55:04 PM
^did you just admit you're a dingleberry?

yeah sure. im the messiah too. atleast thats what some one called me on a messageboard
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« Reply #95 on: November 15, 2007, 03:05:03 PM »
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Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on November 15, 2007, 02:55:04 PM
^did you just admit you're a dingleberry?

yeah sure. im the messiah too. atleast thats what some one called me on a messageboard

you are not hank hill and will never be. you shit. you know nothing about propane, you don't restore family values. you never even come through with the sixers (even dale does that). what are you good for?
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« Reply #96 on: November 15, 2007, 03:06:09 PM »
Alright. Back to the task at hand. Cut and pasted from Skatersinc.

Well now that he talked shit on Jackie, she is pissed, and is giving me the dirt on rawbcat.

Apparently, when Rawbcat was younger, his buddy was sleeping over at his house, and his buddy was in the bathroom, and when he came in to rawbcats bedroom, he caught good ole rawbcat greasing and dousing his douchepile with a bottle of baby oil, like on his ass, legs in the air, and lubing himself up for what he thought was going to be "his first time." Needless to say, it was an akward sleep over after that.


Many, many, many more stories to come Hypey Mikey.
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« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2007, 03:17:55 PM »
yes! i hope this send robby into a suicidal spiral now that he realizes the rest of the world hates him, not just us toronto snowblowers
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« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2007, 03:23:03 PM »
What would we do if he really does kill himself?





Meet at the funeral wearing party hats and throw gay porn at the empty seats with no mourners occupying them?
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« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2007, 03:45:10 PM »
Quote from: Alexactly on November 15, 2007, 03:23:03 PM
What would we do if he really does kill himself?


Then it would DEFINITELY be classic slap.
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« Reply #100 on: November 15, 2007, 03:54:30 PM »
"'Slap' not only do we run things in the industry, we fucking kill people"
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« Reply #101 on: November 15, 2007, 03:56:14 PM »
Quote from: bentmode on November 15, 2007, 03:54:30 PM
"'Slap' not only do we run things in the industry, we fucking kill people"


Nah, this kid's destined for suicide anyway. Its like Nitrous oxide in a car, it can't make it roll, but it will make it roll faster.
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« Reply #102 on: November 15, 2007, 04:06:37 PM »


"Did 'Slap' kill the boy, no the internet killed him. These ion batteries are dangerous"
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« Reply #103 on: November 15, 2007, 04:35:04 PM »
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« Reply #104 on: November 15, 2007, 04:42:08 PM »
ted, is the topic of suicide controversial?




"a suicidal being? i have a couple wandering thoughts on this one. being the environmentalist i am, i've come to grips with the horrible truths of our world's decline. when i was a youth, we'd travel several miles, by foot, for a suck 'n fuck. we meant business. nowadays, these pussies whine all day, heating the air with their breath. electricity bitching on the internet. emissions from traveling to and fro their "bitch's crib", to simply proclaim feelings. killing the o-zone. oiled ass? be a man, rawbertson. retort. are you unaware of how polluted the waters of the northeast u.s. have become? our environment is being dateraped."


he's not suicidal, just a delusional ginger.




"ha, agree. wholeheartedly."
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« Reply #105 on: November 15, 2007, 05:09:16 PM »
Damian one-ism owns this thread.
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« Reply #106 on: November 15, 2007, 07:06:13 PM »
If this isn't classic slap nothing else should be. Thank you, you ginger wonderkind!
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« Reply #107 on: November 15, 2007, 07:10:28 PM »
Quote from: TheFrontSeatLife on November 15, 2007, 07:06:13 PM
If this isn't classic slap nothing else should be. Thank you, you ginger wonderkind!

wunderkind get it right
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« Reply #108 on: November 15, 2007, 07:38:23 PM »
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« Reply #109 on: November 15, 2007, 08:16:44 PM »
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« Reply #110 on: November 15, 2007, 10:35:06 PM »
Quote from: rawbertson on November 15, 2007, 08:53:14 AM
i found out all the dirt about fun bobby and his coke addiction, but then when he had to take the time to add me to msn because i wanst on the site for like 4 days, i knew this had gone too far. clearly these "men" have absolutly no life whatsoever.


First off you fucking wide eyed freak, I don't even use msn, whoever the masochist was who told you to come back was clearly fucking with you out of boredom. I warned you to stop posting your crap, plenty of times, I told you I could unleash the god-given wrath of fun bobby at any time, did you heed my warning, obviously not, and now you are getting completely laughed off the internet. Look on the bright side though, you can spend more time making your "music" and "skate videos!"

By the way, I haven't done coke in forever (or as you would say in your white suburban speak - in time), but since it is my b-day this weekend I'll probably be snorting boatloads off some chicks ass while her two sisters are sucking my cock and rimming my ass (kinda getting into that lately, it tickles, but I feel really clean afterwards).

Get yourself a drivers licence, hop in your parents car, park it in their two car garage, start the car, let the door down, and breath real deep, and give those god-awfull wide eyes of your some rest.
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« Reply #111 on: November 15, 2007, 10:53:33 PM »
He kinda looks like Raggey Anne.
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how can it be? she's a...boy!
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« Reply #112 on: November 15, 2007, 10:56:22 PM »
i have no idea what the fuck is going on here, but i love it.

someone get a picture of ted danson and larry david together (preferably from curb your enthusiasm), then craft an appropriate dialogue between them about mr. gingertoes.


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« Reply #113 on: November 15, 2007, 11:19:03 PM »
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Here's the prom pic. His date looks like he means business.



What's up with the hairline? Gel? Moouse?
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« Reply #114 on: November 15, 2007, 11:22:10 PM »
I can't understand that hair. I've done the math, it just doesn't work.
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« Reply #115 on: November 15, 2007, 11:25:03 PM »
Do you think when he was born, the doctor was like, "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!", and grabbed his mom's legs and started kicking the baby in?


That might explain the eyes being so far apart.
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« Reply #116 on: November 16, 2007, 12:45:01 AM »
I think he was born a cyclops, and then they started separating, like pangea.

The technical term for his affliction "Bi-clops."
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« Reply #117 on: November 16, 2007, 12:51:59 AM »
i will never ever complain about how bad i look. kid you look and behave really shitty ... oh, and coke isn't cool at all
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« Reply #118 on: November 16, 2007, 12:55:26 AM »
yeah but when a girl offers you to do a line off her ass, while her best friend is playing with your balls. Are you really going to say no?
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« Reply #119 on: November 16, 2007, 01:07:36 AM »
hard decission you're right
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