"No warm up, first try bitch!" - skate video quotes

[TheDraught]

"I'm supposed to deal with all this bitchin' stuff and they got me running around chasing skateboarders, which is bullshit. Allright, youre outta here, no more calls today!"
SD cop in The Questionable Video - Plan B

"Hey, I make more money than you, skateboarding"
Danny Way in the same video to a lady who was complaining

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

"Dude that was like SO TIGHT!"

And whatever David Loy says in that Dewey from Malcolm in the middle voice to those security guards...

[DBUNN]

"And i got a condom on"-brezinski

[tysj!]

"Let me get a feather, homie!" - Biebel.

Not really a skate video but it was one rad day in the life clip thing.

[DBUNN]

"Let me get a feather, homie!" - Biebel.

Not really a skate video but it was one rad day in the life clip thing.

haha "pee cocks are hella dumb they dont even no how to fly"

[duffel88]

baker 3 has a lot of ridiculous quotes, oh yeah wnad what is up with that thing thats blurred out in TK's hand at the end of his part when he's eating noodles?

GETTING FUCKED UP TONIGHT

erik ellington at the start of his part falls over and looks at the camera thriugh all his tangled hair and says something like "STUMPED"

[Gest]

chomp on this has a lot of good ones

"SHOES"

[rocklobster]

stuff that biebel says in the harsh euro barge tour about the eiffle tower....

"off the nose........... off the nose (with slow downed camera voice)"

[Gest]

i think that was in beware of the flare

in harge barge he goes "look at the clouds *ramp* fool"

[Archers of Chaka]

"Why does that trick exist? Erase 360 filps from the world!"

[jonathan]

THIRST!

fixed

no, actually, you made it wrong. don't know if you're talking about the same shit though. ginos switch flip. chocolate tour. THIRSTY, that good old new york slang son.

[rocklobster]

i think that was in beware of the flare

in harge barge he goes "look at the clouds *ramp* fool"

oh yeah thanks, i always get the 2 vids confused....

[natenola]

"get me in the background before you edit"
tim and henrys

was jocked in another video i wonder if theres any nerds besides me that know which one

[skaterdavid]

"you never heard of updog?"
"dude what the fuck is up dog???"

and all biebal's extras

[Rob C.]

"Million dollar body with a foodstamp face"
"are we there yet? no. are we there yet? no. [...]"
"i dunno, i kinda lost it last night"
"hot rod this"
"Got a problem with this catalogue internets? talk to mic-e about it. get the fuck outta my face"
-Gerwer
"I like my classic rock that rocks, not classic rock that sucks"-TnT
"I'm about to jump on my skateboard and terrorize this shit"-Gonz
"a small feeble amount of blood at the seam, i hate cameras"-Rowley
"another hard day at the office"-Ali Boulala
"forget your extreme games, silly skatepark rules, and stupid looking safety equipment because the video has nothing at all to do with any of that stuff. enjoy or die" -Johnny Rotten

[skatebored]

"you never heard of updog?"
"dude what the fuck is up dog???"

and all biebal's extras

had to be one of the funniest things in a video. i love biebel!

[Steezburger413]

"Why couldn't I land AWESOME!"

[duffel88]

HHAHAH

id forgotten about that Tim Oconner quote,
"Shit man..(that) SUCKED, why coulnt i land AWESOME" the way he says the awesome always has me laughing

i also liked his

"and they went in and.....won the demo"

[pontiac sunfire]

"skater spinach. now keep this rolling and see if i get the trick."

Guy in FF

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER!

[stagefright]

"a small feeble amount of blood at the seam, i hate cameras"-Rowley

thought it was 'scene'

[frank gerwer's nose]

"I dunno man, that was kinda stylish"

"So Joe comes over, gets a gun, shoots me in the stomach, shoots another guy over there really bad."

[skatelife7]

"im already buzzin..it hits you hard bro!!!" biebel talking about redline in ff..pretty much that whole intro was classic.

[scragentjed]

"holla at yo boyyyaaaa, CHOP CHOP CHOP" Marc Johnson

[deep]

"20 bucks no ya ya fucking 9" lil kid who nosegrabs 9 stair after evan hernandez's part in in bloom

[angrypork]

Super Champion Funzone has the most memorable quotes per capita. It's a fact.

"I'm about to get on my skateboard and terrorize this shit."
"All the true vatos want to wear the zoot suit."
"You've never heard of the fandangle? It's kind of like a mythical creature. Not much is known about it."
"Give me some truck mothafucka."
"Owwwwww that kills. That kills. Not so hard."
"Mxx Schaaf is the moodmaker."
"I have a small scrotum."
"PJ I want to get to know you."
"I'm gonna hit him in the fuckin face."

I could go for days...

[matt/tx]

heart of a shark jason ellis

[boneless kid king]

"i learnt two new tricks today... heres one of them"

[bbk]

-So allison... allison or alice?
-allison
-... you heard the new Ja rule?

[Canuck]

"What's going on with your video part?"

"Im going tell you this one more time...I want this video part so bad, I want it to be so good"

"You call me more often than not, not sure what day of the week it is"

"Carter, it is fucking Friday the Fucking 10th"

"I'm just telling you my observations and I'm worried about you Dill."

"I know Carter... I think, I think its more me being flamboyantly, extravagantly...ahhh, ahhh. I dunno maybe I am that fucked up, but I'm not thinking I am"

"So are you gonna settle into a lifestyle up there like we talked about, like normal hours and like you know?"

"Well yes..."

"Yeah, remember we talked about you needing to get on some sort of schedule, like where you go to bed"

"I am Carter! I got my room, my books, my shelves, my bed."

"Dood you got, this is your big video. This is it."

"Ok. Ok. Alright, I'm only skating. I'm skating. That's it, thats all... So far I heard I got the last part and all that shit? I'm so physced!"

"You know what the last part means?"

"I dooooo!"

"Its the curtains"

[scragentjed]

heart of a shark jason ellis

Shark Heart, The heart of a shark, good fuckin choice!