hey

[tonycoxhox]

any virgins on slap?

 just wonderin'

thanks

[Warren]

Bravo on the non stop prying into others lives.

[marty.]

been tryIn to meet chu
mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmm

Yeah, I really have nothing of relevance to add here, besides to say that I am not one.
I just wanted to get the Pixies reference in there before someone beat me to it.

[marty.]

Dammit. Tony what's up? You were lurking in this thread for like ten minutes, and I kept refreshing, thinking there was gonna be some awesome Tony sex post any minute, and then you just leave without posting anything? I'm bummed.

[MFS]

im sure there are plenty, getting them to fess up would be impossible.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

my secret identity

[Mizzerk]

I'm one. I just suck at pretty much everything

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

Holla.

I'm super awkward in real life.

[CigaretteBeer]

I didn't kiss a girl or have sex until I was 19.

[Slimer]

my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.

[lophatrophazoa]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

      

[Sherlock]

I didn't kiss a girl or have sex until I was 19.

Damn, i thought it was awkward i didnt make out til i was 15

[jf]

damn! the slimer account is fucking hillarious!

get em slimer!

[grimcity]

I lost mine willingly, while drunk, by a chick that was legally too old to take it (not a teacher, unfortunately).
Nearly every dude I know was loaded when he finally got some. Anyway, if you're old enough to read this, you should go out right now and get rid of that pesky old virginity. Abstinence is unnatural and retarded.

[rocklobster]

I lost mine willingly, while drunk, by a chick that was legally too old to take it (not a teacher, unfortunately).
Nearly every dude I know was loaded when he finally got some. Anyway, if you're old enough to read this, you should go out right now and get rid of that pesky old virginity. Abstinence is unnatural and retarded.

wise words...

[RadRacing]

i dont understand how you can be a virgin with how girls are now. its fucking gross, girls really do feel under pressure to put out or whatever.

I guess thanks to you dudes that pressure girls and make them feel bad about not being on your dick constantly i cant take a girl out for dennys without having both her hands down my pants. not always a good thing.

[WonkaBar]

i dont understand how you can be a virgin with how girls are now. its fucking gross, girls really do feel under pressure to put out or whatever.

I guess thanks to you dudes that pressure girls and make them feel bad about not being on your dick constantly i cant take a girl out for dennys without having both her hands down my pants. not always a good thing.

way to sneak in getting played with at denny's. haven't we all been there before?

i'll agree many girls are tainted nowadays but that doesn't mean there isn't a right way to meet a girl play hide the salami.

[Chris Hansen]

I just hope you're all keeping things 18+ here. It's a beautiful thing for two consenting adults to copulate, but it's a different story when a grown man preys on a young boy or girl using the world wide web. I'm Chris Hansen, I've seen things you wouldn't understand. Losing the V-card is something no child should ever know about. The only foreign objects that should penetrate a young child's orifices are G.I. Joes while playing in a bath tub and learning about their own bodies on their own terms, or in some cases a pediatrician might need to check things out under the hood, and that's alright with me too. I'm Chris Hansen.

[Guile]

I just hope you're all keeping things 18+ here. It's a beautiful thing for two consenting adults to copulate, but it's a different story when a grown man preys on a young boy or girl using the world wide web. I'm Chris Hansen, I've seen things you wouldn't understand. Losing the V-card is something no child should ever know about. The only foreign objects that should penetrate a young child's orifices are G.I. Joes while playing in a bath tub and learning about their own bodies on their own terms, or in some cases a pediatrician might need to check things out under the hood, and that's alright with me too. I'm Chris Hansen.

that was the most touching shit since "the lion king".

[lophatrophazoa]

im sure some of those guys on "how to catch a predator" are pretty touching

[clay]

damn i should be a pediatrician

[Chris Hansen]

No, the only "touching" is off camera when I ask the local law enforcement to hold them down while I begin the rehabilitation process by beating the sex offender right out of them with the tire iron from my Land Rover.

[Chris Hansen]

damn i should be a pediatrician

Well as long as you have the childs well-being and health on your mind and not stuffing their small hole with your smaller penis, that's fine by Chris Hansen.

[Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace]

my secret identity

Nigga, the only thing you will be busting, is my left nut on to your eye.

im going to use my rick moranis shrink machine on your dick

[baxter]

Hola bitch but im pretty young so ya know.

[Duffy]

Holla.

I'm super awkward in real life.

QFT...

[Bobby Peru]

Gimme the weekend and we'll see if I'm still eligible for this thread.

[somekid]

good luck.

[john]

Holla.

I'm super awkward

[Bobby Peru]

Gimme the weekend and we'll see if I'm still eligible for this thread.

Failed. I don't know what the fuck made me think it would be anything but.