Bob Burnquest pulls a Jesse Jackson?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

So he didn't call New York "Heimy Town?"

[Guinness]

fuck me bob burnquist!

That's what she said. 

[Vov Vurnquist]

Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.

just have a seat right over there...

and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.

[stevedave]

Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.

just have a seat right over there...

and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.

that was all aces, my friend, all aces..

[Mackattack]

i thought anal sex was good birth control

[Chris Hansen]

Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.

just have a seat right over there...

and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.

I'm Chris Hansen

Vov, not even planting an organic load on my "fohead" can save you from the mess you've got yourself into this time. It's you my friend, that's  going to "just have a seat right over there"

I was on your website and I found this:

"Despite all the success, Vov is best-known for his easy-going personality, friendly demeanor and frequent smile. You can often see him roving about spreading the positive vibes"

I suppose despite all your success you're still not to busy to "rove" down to Brazil to spread your "positive vibes" into the uterus of a school girl, isn't that right Vov? You sick fuck. Did you two bond over fruit smoothies before you kicked off your Grasshoppers and wheat pasted your DNA onto the bare walls of her virgin vagina, or did you just dispense with the pleasantries all together? Tell us Vov, we'd love to hear your side of the story. I'm Chris Hansen.

I'm Chris Hansen.

[Vov Vurnquist]

Well, well, well...Old Vovvy just couldn't wait to plant his soy beans in a minor. It's no suprise really. He's been a posterboy for ridiculous behavior for years, this is just the acia on the cake. It's too bad really, one year and he could have escaped the "didler on the deck" label. Shame on you Vov, you hunk of child fucking organic shit. I'm Chris Hansen.

you done fucked up now C-Handsome. vov didnt try to hav no beef but an undisputed nigga like myself can only take so much hoe skwakin comin out the kitchen 'for he has to get up off the couch and beat a bitch. i might have to minorly plant my soy beans on that fohead and let the organic nut fall out the brazilian hard rock maple onto the finely aged Mrs.Handsome.

just have a seat right over there...

and to my partnas boosh and universal techmonsta posted up in th thread, big worms big sperms niggas.

I'm Chris Hansen

Vov, not even planting an organic load on my "fohead" can save you from the mess you've got yourself into this time. It's you my friend, that's  going to "just have a seat right over there"

I was on your website and I found this:

"Despite all the success, Vov is best-known for his easy-going personality, friendly demeanor and frequent smile. You can often see him roving about spreading the positive vibes"

I suppose despite all your success you're still not to busy to "rove" down to Brazil to spread your "positive vibes" into the uterus of a school girl, isn't that right Vov? You sick fuck. Did you two bond over fruit smoothies before you kicked off your Grasshoppers and wheat pasted your DNA onto the bare walls of her virgin vagina, or did you just dispense with the pleasantries all together? Tell us Vov, we'd love to hear your side of the story. I'm Chris Hansen.

I'm Chris Hansen.

vov was talking about your sweet ripend citrus fruit of a wife, guy. the balls are just on that snitch ass fohead for dramatic effect.

Irie vibes blastin everywhere when the vov nuts, nigga.
and you know this.

sometimes btiches just get pregged.


uteri cant avoid the nut of I.    stuck my dick in like American Pie.


so what if i did it C-Hanz?
these grasshoppers aint never got scuffed
                       

[Chris Hansen]

Mrs Hansen isn't a young Brazilian school girl, so you might have a hard time getting it up, you fucking diddler. I'm Chris Hansen.

[Vov Vurnquist]

I'm Vov Vurnquist.

i would bring your wife to orgasm with a soft, whisper in the ear, rendition of "Layla"

[Mooley]

Well this took a turn for the legendary.

[Chris Hansen]

Ha! You think "Take a seat" is something I only use on television? Forget about it Vov, one line and she's in a sexual bliss coma. I'm Chris Hansen.

[Vov Vurnquist]

i would take that seat on a wild ride like heaf kirchart my nigga.

leakin corn based fuels all over that bitch

[georgecarr]

I was questioning if I should've ever even started this topic, but now I'm beyond stoked that I did.  Vov and Chris Hansen are welcome in any topic I start.

[Lumpy Oatmeal]

reading some of these posts was the hardest i ever "lol'd" from something on the computer

[Mackattack]

good lord

[Guile]

i cant stop. im too high for this shit right now man.

[matt/tx]

watch out for vune vilfberg he will come and wreck on bitches

[grimcity]

i cant stop. im too high for this shit right now man.

[grimcity]

So he didn't call New York "Heimy Town?"

Ha, no shit... I was expecting this thread to be about Bob throwing down some racial or ethnic slurs while being interviewed by one of those glossy reporter-people from Fuel TV or something...

[mr.macho]

reading some of these posts was the hardest i ever "lol'd" from something on the computer

[Vov Vurnquist]

square business

[Bastien Salabanzi]

*Cheers For Self*

[NickDagger]

*Cheers For Self*

HAHAHHAHAHAH

more from this character plz

[Ven OVrien]

Um.. Vov.

What the hell is going on in here? Is this true? I should have known. All those nights you insisted on sleeping in the loop by yourself because you swore you needed to bond with the ramps before performing your stunts. And to think I fucking strapped my sweaty knee pads on to fulfill your stupid vert bitch fantasies. Ugh, say it aint so vov, say it aint so.

[Dog Paddle]

Remember when Bob Burnquist was on Antihero?

[Tuna]

he was on antihero? tell me more

[Stock Broker]

Buy

edit:  Sell

[matt/tx]

he was on antihero? tell me more

he was in their first video
he still has an anti hero tattoo on his back

[Edward Penishands]

he was on antihero? tell me more

he was in their first video
he still has an anti hero tattoo on his back

[Alexactly]

Buy

edit:  Sell