Ok Cupid

[Will Easley]

I swear. The chick posted by Will and the tattooed chick would have no problems meeting guys. Why the fuck are they on OK Cupid. Just to get slayed by randoms? I thought there was less potential on that site.

She's from a smaller town & supposedly tired of the guys there. Definitely cuter than most I've seen on OKCupid tho.

Depending on location, you may find a few diamonds in the rough. I live maybe 45 minutes to hour from Bloomington, IL where ISU is located so lot of random hot college chicks have profiles that show up in my feed or whatever. I'd say in my experience the ugly to hot chick ratio is probably around 10:1, but given that its a free site there's alot of people on there so if you're willing to weed thru the bullshit you can find at least a handful of girls worth trying to get on with. There's lots of "I just moved to the area" types in there as well, which kinda has me stoked for when I move outta the Midwest all the way to Phoenix.

[sexualhelon]

Well, I sort of had this theory that some girls obviously have sex drives higher than average and enjoy one night stands as well, however, I think a lot of these girls despite wanting to just get laid feel a bit more strange going out to the bar on the prowl. OKCupid is sort of the way for them to put themselves out there, check their messages, and then find a guy they think they'd be down for. After that's assessed they can go meet the guy and see what happens. Basically what I'm saying is 9/10 girls seem to be on their for one night stands and it makes them feel less slutty then grabbing a random at the bar.

I may have said this on here before but I also feel like if I'm bored at work and need to take a break I can lurk OKC, send a few messages, and maybe this will result in me getting laid. If instead I watch a random youtube or skate video, that's cool, but I stand 0% chance of getting laid by doing so.

[realitycontrol]

One of em caught my eye with her...Gipper-rant sized answers on her profile.

a cute blond with the wit of turkeylurkey?

better handle dat will.

[Will Easley]

One of em caught my eye with her...Gipper-rant sized answers on her profile.

a cute blond with the wit of turkeylurkey?

better handle dat will.

you already know! we've been talking alot lately & have had some interesting conversations to say the least. Once her apartment is good to go im driving out there & laying that shit down!

[neko]

Well, I sort of had this theory that some girls obviously have sex drives higher than average and enjoy one night stands as well, however, I think a lot of these girls despite wanting to just get laid feel a bit more strange going out to the bar on the prowl. OKCupid is sort of the way for them to put themselves out there, check their messages, and then find a guy they think they'd be down for. After that's assessed they can go meet the guy and see what happens. Basically what I'm saying is 9/10 girls seem to be on their for one night stands and it makes them feel less slutty then grabbing a random at the bar.

I may have said this on here before but I also feel like if I'm bored at work and need to take a break I can lurk OKC, send a few messages, and maybe this will result in me getting laid. If instead I watch a random youtube or skate video, that's cool, but I stand 0% chance of getting laid by doing so.

Girls have the same sex drives as dudes. They just wanna get laid too. It's only stupid cultural shit ("slut shaming" and the like) that makes them pretend otherwise. Trust me, holler at girls that don't play by typical rules, things will happen.

[Radgasm]

Well, I sort of had this theory that some girls obviously have sex drives higher than average and enjoy one night stands as well, however, I think a lot of these girls despite wanting to just get laid feel a bit more strange going out to the bar on the prowl. OKCupid is sort of the way for them to put themselves out there, check their messages, and then find a guy they think they'd be down for. After that's assessed they can go meet the guy and see what happens. Basically what I'm saying is 9/10 girls seem to be on their for one night stands and it makes them feel less slutty then grabbing a random at the bar.

I may have said this on here before but I also feel like if I'm bored at work and need to take a break I can lurk OKC, send a few messages, and maybe this will result in me getting laid. If instead I watch a random youtube or skate video, that's cool, but I stand 0% chance of getting laid by doing so.

Girls have the same sex drives as dudes. They just wanna get laid too. It's only stupid cultural shit ("slut shaming" and the like) that makes them pretend otherwise. Trust me, holler at girls that don't play by typical rules, things will happen.

I don't know if it's so black and white; even between one's own sex.

Everyone has different sex drives and different motives when it comes to taking off clothes w/ someone else. Depending on your biological chemistry, hold old you are, where you grew up, your current activities (work/school), and how relationships in the past have faired (long and trusting, one nighters, shit break up after shit break up, hot streak of laying heavy hammers), I believe, determine different sexual drives and/or sexual need for conquesting.

Also, certain people have zero interest in sex. They don't need want/need it like others.  So if some people have zero interest in sex (man or women) and some people are nymphs and just wanted to get laid all the time (man or women) the amount of people falling somewhere in the middle of these two extremes I bet is a great possibility.

happy slaying errbody

[pugmaster]

You bet your ass its not possible





After looking at these "worst of" male OKCupid pages, I couldn't help but notice that most ALL of these gentleman are not only on the SLAP boards, but are SLAP PALS.

Here are some funny girl ones (that are probably fake)
http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2012/07/10-most-terrible-women-on-okcupid/6/

[Merked]

^^ God damn those are rediculous.  Nice find.

[Harem]

All girls are down to fuck on OkCupid. All.

It may not be right on their profile. But you should know, they are all there for the reason you are. It's not hard.

Tips -

Find a nerdy/quiet girl who likes Seinfeld. Send her a message saying ''I love Seinfeld! Sometimes I think the only thing I need in life is Seinfeld''

Here is what she'll reply.



The rest is history.

Well okay, in half an hour. You will then go onto discuss what your favourite positions are while performing sexual intercourse. It's up to you what you do from here.

[Harem]

Oh yeah, some British bird is sending me photos without me requesting it. She tells me ''You're only allowed to cum, after you've made me cum' ' and tells me to get off over her photo.

[chockfullofthat]

That's how I've always imagined British girls.

[Donkey Lips]

Harem - you get that blonde chick that wanted to be double teamed, or not?

[Jackie Joyner Kersee]

Gonna meet up with this little asian chick tomorrow. going to the shooting range first to get her sopping wet

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Anybody ever end up getting sucked into fetlife as a result of the okcupid kinky conversation?  Use caution when looking at a girl's profile pics on that though...

[pugmaster]

Anybody ever end up getting sucked into fetlife as a result of the okcupid kinky conversation?  Use caution when looking at a girl's profile pics on that though...

NO! What are you talking about? NO!

[augustmoon]

Anybody ever end up getting sucked into fetlife as a result of the okcupid kinky conversation?  Use caution when looking at a girl's profile pics on that though...

just when i swore i wasn't going to join another social networking site.....thanks gip :/

[jack burton]

I have a girlfriend but made one out of sheer boredom.I tried to make my profile as depressing as possible and still some how get messages. I felt bad at first replying but now run with it.

[floop]

this thread is hilarious

[Harem]

Harem - you get that blonde chick that wanted to be double teamed, or not?

Nope. She is happy to talk about it, and message me about it, but when I go to ask her she wont reply. Hit's me back up a few days later asking me about it again.

[Will Easley]

Harem - you get that blonde chick that wanted to be double teamed, or not?

Nope. She is happy to talk about it, and message me about it, but when I go to ask her she wont reply. Hit's me back up a few days later asking me about it again.

Add this to the list of shit I don't like. Super annoying when they do that.

Given that 95% of the matches in my current area are NOT what I'm looking for, I aint even tryna mess with this shit like that anymore. I'm not feeling these girls at all, and the ones I'm mildly interested in either don't get on anymore or I'll start chatting them up & they're bland as fuck to talk to. Got me dragging the conversation but at the same time you're super thirsty to keep talking to me? Nah, I'm good. I aint even gon be in town for too much longer anyway, so the real game begins when I move to Phoenix next month. Back to the good ol side chick for the time being.

[Harem]

Oh yeah, some British bird is sending me photos without me requesting it. She tells me ''You're only allowed to cum, after you've made me cum' ' and tells me to get off over her photo.

So uhh, I caught up with this girl tonight. The duration of our interaction was about 15 minutes.  Uhh yeah...

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Anybody ever end up getting sucked into fetlife as a result of the okcupid kinky conversation?  Use caution when looking at a girl's profile pics on that though...

NO! What are you talking about? NO!

I've been talking to girls, found out their fetlife profile, only to see images like this:


I am not as kinky as I thought.

[The Drew]

fetlife site sounds like a boner killer... plus that chick gives Cairo a run for his money on gnarly bruising

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Yeah, but it also has pics like this:
https://fetlife.com/users/737974/pictures/18797827
(click link, I promise this one is better, but for some reason it won't let me link this one as an image)

[Joust Ostrich]

Yeah, but it also has pics like this:
https://fetlife.com/users/737974/pictures/18797827
(click link, I promise this one is better, but for some reason it won't let me link this one as an image)

It will not show, just asks you to log in.

[coneklr]

Yeah, but it also has pics like this:
https://fetlife.com/users/737974/pictures/18797827
(click link, I promise this one is better, but for some reason it won't let me link this one as an image)

It will not show, just asks you to log in.

^ This

[ChronicBluntSlider]

Anybody ever end up getting sucked into fetlife as a result of the okcupid kinky conversation?  Use caution when looking at a girl's profile pics on that though...

NO! What are you talking about? NO!

I've been talking to girls, found out their fetlife profile, only to see images like this:


I am not as kinky as I thought.

I heard in the news not long ago that some study showed s & m people are on average psychologically healthier than most. I still have trouble believing it.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Yeah, I feel like it depends on how deep they go. I forgot that they limit who can see those pictures. I think that might have been how I signed up in the first place. Some girl told me she had better pics on fetlife and sent me the link to her profile. I signed up right away.

The pic is of a really cute girl wearing nothing but a metallica shirt sucking a dude's dick in first person perspective. Its pretty amazing, especially because of the amateur aspect of it.

[Mundungus]

Yeah, I feel like it depends on how deep they go. I forgot that they limit who can see those pictures. I think that might have been how I signed up in the first place. Some girl told me she had better pics on fetlife and sent me the link to her profile. I signed up right away.

The pic is of a really cute girl wearing nothing but a metallica shirt sucking a dude's dick in first person perspective. Its pretty amazing, especially because of the amateur aspect of it.

Fetlife link?? Or just save and post here

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

The link is there, apparently you just need an account to see it. I'm telling you though, be prepared for some gnarly shit.