things that made you laugh today

[tobey]

Krispy Kreme - Stolen Bikes

[pile]

hearing an old guy try his hardest to shit in a bathroom and a hype super loud toilet bouncer fart as well.

[escapistfool]

hearing an old guy try his hardest to shit in a bathroom and a hype super loud toilet bouncer fart as well.

Ever sharted? Best worst feeling ever.

[Fongstarr.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YQUtYW4hPtw
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[MaryhillVibe]

http://crispwrappers.tumblr.com/

[escapistfool]

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_402_what-14-corporations-would-look-like-in-human-form/
Cracked is seriously addicting and hilarious

[landCow]

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_402_what-14-corporations-would-look-like-in-human-form/
Cracked is seriously addicting and hilarious

they're the worst! once you start reading their articles you can say goodbye to your day.

[boyan]

SUPER MoonWalking (original)

[Hercules Rockefeller]

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_402_what-14-corporations-would-look-like-in-human-form/
Cracked is seriously addicting and hilarious

these photoplasty contests used to be so damn hilarious, nowadays it seems as if there were too many of them, reducing the quality of input.
the rest of the site is still pretty entertaining though.

[escapistfool]

http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_402_what-14-corporations-would-look-like-in-human-form/
Cracked is seriously addicting and hilarious

these photoplasty contests used to be so damn hilarious, nowadays it seems as if there were too many of them, reducing the quality of input.
the rest of the site is still pretty entertaining though.

They've had their fair share of crappy articles, but its safe to say that most of their stuff is pretty darn hilarious.

[GarglesCmen]

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[Joust Ostrich]

Dont know if this is old, just saw it on FB.

[NCSB]

[Stoeipoes]

Dont know if this is old, just saw it on FB.

hahahaha i love this.

reminds me of this

[escapistfool]

These fucking pictures are so fucking retarded that it was hard not to laugh, but out of spite.

[Alan]

Men Throwing Rocks With The Other Hand on Vimeo

[Mundungus]

Men Throwing Rocks With The Other Hand on Vimeo

Thanks to that video my dog just got a left handed tennis ball throw

[IanBZHD]

Men Throwing Rocks With The Other Hand on Vimeo

im at work right now, and i liteally only got to 7 seconds before i had to turn it off because i was going to laugh so hard. he didnt even throw the rock yet... little things like this are hilarious.

[Spike Hawke]

An oldie but a good goodie. Totally forgot about this.

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[escapistfool]

Men Throwing Rocks With The Other Hand on Vimeo

hahaha man this is such an odd concept for a video but it was surely hilarious. I tried it today and boy did I feel mad awkward haha.

[Truancy]

classic

http://butipoopfromthere.ytmnd.com/

[Goblinshark]

Krispy Kreme - Coolest Guys

[malibu hamish]

X-Factor Talent Fail

[The Nose Face]

Fans Fighting over a Home Run ball at the Derby this past week...KC fans are kinda nutty, huh? HATE! you out there to verify?

Post HRDerby Fight

I guess some pedophile got caught at school and tried to flee in his truck - so he runs off the road 200 feet down crashing his shit up...

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love how they loop the crash footage...

[Rod Kimble]

Damn that home run derby shit was insane, and also embarrassing.

[HATE!]

Fans Fighting over a Home Run ball at the Derby this past week...KC fans are kinda nutty, huh? HATE! you out there to verify?
Post HRDerby Fight

Dude, I went downtown ONCE this weekend on Friday for this block party, but it was way too much.  I wasn't about to deal with a bunch of drunk baseball fans AND a heat index well over 100 degrees!

I've never seen baseball fans act like that at the K, mainly because the Royals have been sucking for a bit and the games aren't packing out too hard, but the Home Run Derby and the All Star Game change everything.  I liked watching Prince Fielder smash 'em out from the comfort of the couch though!

[The Nose Face]

Fans Fighting over a Home Run ball at the Derby this past week...KC fans are kinda nutty, huh? HATE! you out there to verify?
Post HRDerby Fight

Dude, I went downtown ONCE this weekend on Friday for this block party, but it was way too much.  I wasn't about to deal with a bunch of drunk baseball fans AND a heat index well over 100 degrees!

I've never seen baseball fans act like that at the K, mainly because the Royals have been sucking for a bit and the games aren't packing out too hard, but the Home Run Derby and the All Star Game change everything.  I liked watching Prince Fielder smash 'em out from the comfort of the couch though!

Yea, I'm right there with you on the couch...especially when it gets hot out. You should see the crime and murder rates spike in New York around from June - August when it heats up. The blotter in the NY Post churns out all these grisly crimes and shit...

The Met's are getting the All Star Game next year in Citi Field in Queens,  was thinking about shelling out for it. We'll see...

[HATE!]

Fans Fighting over a Home Run ball at the Derby this past week...KC fans are kinda nutty, huh? HATE! you out there to verify?
Post HRDerby Fight

Dude, I went downtown ONCE this weekend on Friday for this block party, but it was way too much.  I wasn't about to deal with a bunch of drunk baseball fans AND a heat index well over 100 degrees!

I've never seen baseball fans act like that at the K, mainly because the Royals have been sucking for a bit and the games aren't packing out too hard, but the Home Run Derby and the All Star Game change everything.  I liked watching Prince Fielder smash 'em out from the comfort of the couch though!

Yea, I'm right there with you on the couch...especially when it gets hot out. You should see the crime and murder rates spike in New York around from June - August when it heats up. The blotter in the NY Post churns out all these grisly crimes and shit...

The Met's are getting the All Star Game next year in Citi Field in Queens,  was thinking about shelling out for it. We'll see...

Tickets were crazy expensive here, and actually I probably could have gone for free since I have an uncle who is their broadcaster, but I opted out.  I'll just go to regular games and watch them lose.

On the plus side, The Nationals, my hometown team are having an incredible year.  Recently swept the Giants and hopefully are gonna do the same to Miami.  They'll actually be seeing a lot of the Mets here pretty soon.

EDIT:  figured I should add something funny here.  Speaking of heat and KC, a few summers ago, a friend of mine and I drank a bunch of beers and were eating apples on his fire escape and had a helluva time chucking the cores at some prostitutes on the corner.

[via]

Tom Cruise is a God who can move objects telepathically, control people and animals, and leave his body now.

"Having practiced Scientology for 30 years, Cruise has traveled the so-called "Bridge to Total Freedom" to achieve, through intense "auditing" sessions and other practices, a rarefied sense of enlightenment.

Cruise is at the very advanced ?OT VII? stage. Operative Thetans (have) total ?control? over themselves and their environment. OTs can allegedly move inanimate objects with their minds, leave their bodies at will and telepathically communicate with, and control the behavior of, both animals and human beings.?
?At the highest levels, they are allegedly liberated from the physical universe, to the point where they can psychically control what Scientologists call MEST: Matter, Energy, Space and Time.?."

[ttching!]