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« Reply #17160 on: April 24, 2012, 03:03:55 AM »
 the dudes got moves
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« Reply #17162 on: April 24, 2012, 07:21:21 AM »
Shark eats Shark
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Quote from: manuelpad on May 19, 2011, 04:05:33 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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« Reply #17163 on: April 24, 2012, 08:03:05 AM »
Quote from: PTDK on April 24, 2012, 07:21:21 AM
Shark eats Shark

I would not be fucking around with a shark that big in a boat that small.
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« Reply #17164 on: April 24, 2012, 08:07:34 AM »
i guess you could say they're gonna need a bigger boat
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« Reply #17166 on: April 24, 2012, 08:45:14 AM »
This comparison

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« Reply #17167 on: April 24, 2012, 08:57:41 AM »
Quote from: Beer Keg Peg Leg on April 24, 2012, 08:07:34 AM
i guess you could say they're gonna need a bigger boat

Or you could say "OHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKOHMYGODWHATTHEFUCKOHMGODWHATTHEFUCKOFMYGODWHATTHEFUCK...", and so on.
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« Reply #17168 on: April 24, 2012, 08:59:07 AM »
Quote from: Donkey Lips on April 24, 2012, 08:03:05 AM
Quote from: PTDK on April 24, 2012, 07:21:21 AM
Shark eats Shark

I would not be fucking around with a shark that big in a boat that small.


that whole thing was a darwin award waiting to happen
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In fact you could say I even have love for the gays. 
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« Reply #17169 on: April 24, 2012, 09:37:47 AM »
Quote from: floop on April 24, 2012, 08:59:07 AM
Quote from: Donkey Lips on April 24, 2012, 08:03:05 AM
Quote from: PTDK on April 24, 2012, 07:21:21 AM
Shark eats Shark

I would not be fucking around with a shark that big in a boat that small.


that whole thing was a darwin award waiting to happen


That's why I don't fuck with the ocean.
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Quote from: manuelpad on May 19, 2011, 04:05:33 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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« Reply #17170 on: April 24, 2012, 09:47:20 AM »
Werner Herzog?s Note To His Cleaning Lady

amazing.

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/werner-herzogs-note-to-his-cleaning-lady/
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« Reply #17172 on: April 24, 2012, 10:22:34 AM »
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I'm glad I saw this while I was on the toilet because I would have shit myself.
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Quote from: manuelpad on May 19, 2011, 04:05:33 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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« Reply #17173 on: April 24, 2012, 12:42:37 PM »
Quote from: Hercules Rockefeller on April 24, 2012, 09:58:00 AM



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« Reply #17174 on: April 24, 2012, 02:23:06 PM »
Tampa News Reporter Crushes Kid on Skateboard at Skatepark of Tampa Small | Large
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« Reply #17175 on: April 24, 2012, 02:49:05 PM »
Quote from: the whompler on April 24, 2012, 02:23:06 PM
Tampa News Reporter Crushes Kid on Skateboard at Skatepark of Tampa

hahahahaha fuck that was awesome. props for continuing the interview though. and that shark video up there is pretty good too. i love this thread.
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« Reply #17176 on: April 24, 2012, 05:29:08 PM »
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« Reply #17177 on: April 24, 2012, 05:35:45 PM »
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« Reply #17178 on: April 24, 2012, 07:40:40 PM »
Quote from: Moist on April 24, 2012, 01:50:06 AM
Some of the best pit action I've ever seen at 4:26.

Cruel Hand - Sun Distortion Studios Brisbane


That was some hilarious pitting, but on a side note Cruel Hand is fucking dope.
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« Reply #17180 on: April 25, 2012, 07:10:47 AM »
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« Reply #17181 on: April 25, 2012, 08:51:01 AM »
Normally this shit get a chuckle at best, but when I saw this one, I laughed pretty hard.
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« Reply #17182 on: April 25, 2012, 08:54:25 AM »
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Quote from: manuelpad on May 19, 2011, 04:05:33 PM
For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

Just curious.
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« Reply #17183 on: April 25, 2012, 09:03:48 AM »
Quote from: PTDK on April 24, 2012, 07:21:21 AM
Shark eats Shark


That was a big Hammerhead, but white kids should not use the word "nigga". Personally I dont think anyone should use that word.
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« Reply #17184 on: April 25, 2012, 10:53:29 AM »
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That was a big Hammerhead, but white kids should not use the word "nigga". Personally I dont think anyone should use that word.


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« Reply #17185 on: April 25, 2012, 11:03:24 AM »
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Shark eats Shark

I would not be fucking around with a shark that big in a boat that small.


that whole thing was a darwin award waiting to happen


That's why I don't fuck with the ocean.


I was really hoping one of those bro's nickname was Shark.
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« Reply #17187 on: April 25, 2012, 03:53:15 PM »
Jamie is 13 and hasn't even kissed a girl. But he's now on the Sex Offender Register after online porn warped his mind...
By John Woods
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135203/Jamie-13-kissed-girl-But-hes-Sex-Offender-Register-online-porn-warped-mind-.html
  
Jamie was ten years old when he saw his first pornographic sex scene. During a sleepover, a classmate offered to show him "some funny pictures" on his laptop.

"At first I found it a bit scary and a bit yucky," Jamie told me as he shifted uncomfortably on his chair during our therapy session.
"I didn't know it was possible for people to do those sort of things and there were lots of nasty close-ups. But it gave me funny feelings and the pictures started to stick in my head."

For the next three years, while his parents assumed he was using his computer for his homework, Jamie visited porn websites for up to two hours a night.

Even when his school performance began to suffer, they had no idea of the murky world their shy, quiet son was inhabiting while upstairs in his bedroom.

While it's not his real name, Jamie is typical of the young men I meet. He explained: "The websites led me to other websites and soon I was looking at even weirder stuff I could never have imagined - animals, children, stabbing and strangling.
"I stopped leaving my room and seeing my friends because when I was away from the pornography, I was dying to get back to see what else I could find."
 
And it was only when the police came knocking one morning that Jamie's secret life was exposed.

After identifying that someone in the house was accessing child porn, they took Jamie's laptop away for examination.  Jamie is only 13 - and he still hasn't even kissed a girl, let alone had sex.

Though he is only a child himself, the result is that he has been put on the Sex Offender Register, blighting his life for the foreseeable future.

Even with intensive therapy, Jamie still suffers from deep shame - "as if it is written across my forehead" - which has led him to fear he will never be able to form a healthy relationship with a woman.

As he told me at a recent session: "It still makes me think I might never have a proper girlfriend - because the pictures still come back to me sometimes. It make makes me want to shout, "Stop, stop." But sometimes they still won't go away."
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« Reply #17188 on: April 25, 2012, 04:05:28 PM »
Wouldn't be surprised if "Jamie's" parents try to sew the kid or kids parents that originally showed him porn...
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« Reply #17189 on: April 25, 2012, 04:22:49 PM »
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