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« Reply #17190 on: April 25, 2012, 04:35:40 PM »

Wouldn't be surprised if "Jamie's" parents try to sew the kid or kids parents that originally showed him porn...

sew them to what though?
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« Reply #17191 on: April 25, 2012, 05:17:21 PM »

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« Reply #17192 on: April 25, 2012, 08:19:29 PM »

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« Reply #17193 on: April 25, 2012, 09:09:53 PM »

City Dayz with Dominic Gullo & Zach Fuller
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« Reply #17194 on: April 25, 2012, 09:19:06 PM »



Speechless.
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« Reply #17195 on: April 25, 2012, 09:32:49 PM »

i want to see a backside noseblunt on a scooter, if possible. I've always imagined a grind where they're grinding on the handlebar pole rather than the bottom of the foot area.
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« Reply #17196 on: April 25, 2012, 10:34:25 PM »

Bar-spin down clipper though
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« Reply #17197 on: April 26, 2012, 12:10:39 AM »



Where are those ledges in the car park?
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« Reply #17198 on: April 26, 2012, 12:24:47 AM »

No matter how much based god they play, they still look like hunched over goofballs clenching their asses.

http://hahgay.com/
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« Reply #17199 on: April 26, 2012, 12:49:24 AM »

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« Reply #17200 on: April 26, 2012, 01:58:42 AM »

No matter how much based god they play, they still look like hunched over goofballs clenching their asses.

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it is literally impossible to scoot with good style.
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« Reply #17201 on: April 26, 2012, 04:59:11 AM »

Wouldn't be surprised if "Jamie's" parents try to sew the kid or kids parents that originally showed him porn...

sew them to what though?

Haha derp! Sue*

edit: The thing that makes scootering so gay, aside from being lame, is just the fact that they're constantly in the "take it up the butt" position.
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« Reply #17202 on: April 26, 2012, 07:56:57 AM »

The Lion King - Lion Roar, Voice-Over Session Small | Large
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For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

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« Reply #17203 on: April 26, 2012, 08:55:12 AM »



Why are all those skateboarders letting them scoot on those ledges in the car park?
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« Reply #17204 on: April 26, 2012, 09:19:25 AM »

No matter how much based god they play, they still look like hunched over goofballs clenching their asses.

http://hahgay.com/


the last like 20 scooterers ive seen in real life/youtube have been wearing janoskis
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« Reply #17205 on: April 26, 2012, 10:13:39 AM »

Zach "sloth" Fuller Scoot Check


aerodynamicness, bro
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« Reply #17206 on: April 26, 2012, 10:15:53 AM »

fuck, scootering is so lame
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« Reply #17207 on: April 26, 2012, 11:15:39 AM »

http://www.dontevenreply.com/
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« Reply #17210 on: April 26, 2012, 12:20:05 PM »

http://www.27bslash6.com/puppies.html
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« Reply #17211 on: April 26, 2012, 01:27:31 PM »

I thought this was fucking hilarious but it requires some context. The dude David Aitken owns a board/wheel/misc company in Atlanta called Atnalta which primarily sponsors pre-pubescent skaters such as young Niko Howard in the comment section. The screen grab is off the fb group where he posts the code and shit to his private "training facility". What's fucked though is this dude has a weird reputation as a pedophile and young Niko isn't helping his case.

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« Reply #17212 on: April 26, 2012, 01:49:02 PM »



after respnding to an ad to teach hockey to kids in the special olympics:

From Judy ******* to Me:

Yikes! What were the circumstances of the ban/injury, if you don't mind me asking?

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Not at all. It really wasn't a big deal. The guy was fine, but everyone turned it into this huge ordeal. During a fight, I broke his eye socket, fish-hooked his cheek apart and slashed his achilles tendon with my skate. He also suffered brain damage from blood loss, but that is more the paramedics fault than mine for letting him bleed out for so long. Looks like the only sport he'll be playing now is "shitting in a bag" (heh heh). Anyway, the pussies at the commissioner's office considered it "gross misconduct" and "assault" and gave me a lifetime ban. Can you believe that? I thought this was supposed to be hockey!
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I actually did hit another skater in the face with my shoe once at a demo doing a shoes fly off kickflip but he was cool with it.
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« Reply #17213 on: April 26, 2012, 02:00:26 PM »



aerodynamicness, bro

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« Reply #17214 on: April 26, 2012, 02:02:27 PM »

I'd like to solve the puzzle... Small | Large
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For a European who has never been to Walmart...is Walmart really like this? Like place where blacks hang out and act all weird?

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« Reply #17215 on: April 26, 2012, 02:28:40 PM »

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« Reply #17216 on: April 26, 2012, 04:43:15 PM »


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« Reply #17218 on: April 26, 2012, 06:12:39 PM »



HAHAHAH i didn't even notice the floating head til after, fucking great
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« Reply #17219 on: April 27, 2012, 08:29:01 AM »

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