things that made you laugh today

[gutterhead.]

Wouldn't be surprised if "Jamie's" parents try to sew the kid or kids parents that originally showed him porn...

sew them to what though?

[skateboardnorth]

[David]

go the fuck to sleep werner herzog	Small | Large

[Rockin Robbin]

City Dayz with Dominic Gullo & Zach Fuller

[dude]

City Dayz with Dominic Gullo & Zach Fuller

Speechless.

[gutterhead.]

i want to see a backside noseblunt on a scooter, if possible. I've always imagined a grind where they're grinding on the handlebar pole rather than the bottom of the foot area.

[Rockin Robbin]

Bar-spin down clipper though

[Moist]

City Dayz with Dominic Gullo & Zach Fuller

Where are those ledges in the car park?

[burritobell666]

No matter how much based god they play, they still look like hunched over goofballs clenching their asses.

http://hahgay.com/

[finknoos]

[landCow]

No matter how much based god they play, they still look like hunched over goofballs clenching their asses.

http://hahgay.com/

it is literally impossible to scoot with good style.

[mcpeepants]

Wouldn't be surprised if "Jamie's" parents try to sew the kid or kids parents that originally showed him porn...

sew them to what though?

Haha derp! Sue*

edit: The thing that makes scootering so gay, aside from being lame, is just the fact that they're constantly in the "take it up the butt" position.

[PTDK]

The Lion King - Lion Roar, Voice-Over Session	Small | Large

[via]

City Dayz with Dominic Gullo & Zach Fuller

Where are those ledges in the car park?

Why are all those skateboarders letting them scoot on those ledges in the car park?

[chillout]

No matter how much based god they play, they still look like hunched over goofballs clenching their asses.

http://hahgay.com/

the last like 20 scooterers ive seen in real life/youtube have been wearing janoskis

[Grubby Mits]

Zach "sloth" Fuller Scoot Check

aerodynamicness, bro

[Big Skatefase]

fuck, scootering is so lame

[chockfullofthat]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

[Beerface]

[Beerface]

[Goblinshark]

http://www.27bslash6.com/puppies.html

[Mundungus]

I thought this was fucking hilarious but it requires some context. The dude David Aitken owns a board/wheel/misc company in Atlanta called Atnalta which primarily sponsors pre-pubescent skaters such as young Niko Howard in the comment section. The screen grab is off the fb group where he posts the code and shit to his private "training facility". What's fucked though is this dude has a weird reputation as a pedophile and young Niko isn't helping his case.

[baconeggandcheese]

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

after respnding to an ad to teach hockey to kids in the special olympics:

From Judy ******* to Me:

Yikes! What were the circumstances of the ban/injury, if you don't mind me asking?

From Me to Judy *******:

Not at all. It really wasn't a big deal. The guy was fine, but everyone turned it into this huge ordeal. During a fight, I broke his eye socket, fish-hooked his cheek apart and slashed his achilles tendon with my skate. He also suffered brain damage from blood loss, but that is more the paramedics fault than mine for letting him bleed out for so long. Looks like the only sport he'll be playing now is "shitting in a bag" (heh heh). Anyway, the pussies at the commissioner's office considered it "gross misconduct" and "assault" and gave me a lifetime ban. Can you believe that? I thought this was supposed to be hockey!

[David]

aerodynamicness, bro

your sig

[PTDK]

I'd like to solve the puzzle...	Small | Large

[Rockin Robbin]

[no fun]

[Smell Good]

[formeitscrazylike]

I'd like to solve the puzzle...[/u

HAHAHAH i didn't even notice the floating head til after, fucking great

[Alan]