things that made you laugh today

[brycickle]

[buttpirate]

[Hercules Rockefeller]

this is so amazingly wrong.

[HATE!]

We have a big ass tree in our backyard and twice in as many days a squirrel has gone out to far on a branch only to have it snap and he falls about twenty feet and slams into the ground.  Both times my beagle has been out there I'm pretty sure he thinks it's raining food.

[Monty Burns]

We have a big ass tree in our backyard and twice in as many days a squirrel has gone out to far on a branch only to have it snap and he falls about twenty feet and slams into the ground.  Both times my beagle has been out there I'm pretty sure he thinks it's raining food.

beagle is eating squirles ? or just chasing ?

[HATE!]

We have a big ass tree in our backyard and twice in as many days a squirrel has gone out to far on a branch only to have it snap and he falls about twenty feet and slams into the ground.  Both times my beagle has been out there I'm pretty sure he thinks it's raining food.

beagle is eating squirles ? or just chasing ?

Nah, he just chases them, I don't know if he would know what to do if he caught one.  He'd probably be more interested in rolling in their poop.

[Beeda Weeda]

i watched my dog coner a squirrel recently, shes about 55 lbs and shoudl be able to handle herself, the squirrel made some noise and she was over it hard, ran away looking over her shoulder

[HATE!]

i watched my dog coner a squirrel recently, shes about 55 lbs and shoudl be able to handle herself, the squirrel made some noise and she was over it hard, ran away looking over her shoulder

That's how our retriever/shepherd mutt is with our cat.  He wants to play with the cat so bad, but the cat is over it super quick and turns into a ball of razorblades.  Our dog yelps and always give me the "holy shit!" look.

[finknoos]

We have a big ass tree in our backyard and twice in as many days a squirrel has gone out to far on a branch only to have it snap and he falls about twenty feet and slams into the ground.� Both times my beagle has been out there I'm pretty sure he thinks it's raining food.

HAHA this reminds me of something

Last week i saw what looked like squirrel rape.

I was just sitting outside having a smoke when something in the tree caught me eye, two squirrels chasing each-other. It was a quite acrobatic display of jumping between branches, rapidly climbing the tree, and death defying leaps to lower branches. After about 5 minutes the rapist squirrel managed to jump on the other squirrel, the victim then lost its grip and is now dangling off a branch with the other squirrel gripping onto it humping away. The victim clung on for dear life whilst being humped by the attacker, finally decided to let go of the branch, both squirrels came hurtling toward the ground and landed in a bush. This is where the full act of intercourse must have taken place as the bush was rustling and swaying for a few minutes before one squirrel walked away victorious.

Hey, maybe this is just how squirrels mate, i dont know.

[Hercules Rockefeller]

sooo, this isnt how you are supposed to mate?

[Goblinshark]

We have a big ass tree in our backyard and twice in as many days a squirrel has gone out to far on a branch only to have it snap and he falls about twenty feet and slams into the ground.� Both times my beagle has been out there I'm pretty sure he thinks it's raining food.

HAHA this reminds me of something

Last week i saw what looked like squirrel rape.

I was just sitting outside having a smoke when something in the tree caught me eye, two squirrels chasing each-other. It was a quite acrobatic display of jumping between branches, rapidly climbing the tree, and death defying leaps to lower branches. After about 5 minutes the rapist squirrel managed to jump on the other squirrel, the victim then lost its grip and is now dangling off a branch with the other squirrel gripping onto it humping away. The victim clung on for dear life whilst being humped by the attacker, finally decided to let go of the branch, both squirrels came hurtling toward the ground and landed in a bush. This is where the full act of intercourse must have taken place as the bush was rustling and swaying for a few minutes before one squirrel walked away victorious.

Hey, maybe this is just how squirrels mate, i dont know.

I went to the grand canyon a few years back and was hiking there when some kiabab squirrels started bugging me for some food i was eating. Feeling charitable and somewhat annoyed, I threw a piece of bred away from the trail. Next thing I knew, two squirrels were rolling around the bread locked in a battle to the death. They rolled closer and closer to the wall and then show out into thin air and were never seen from again

[HATE!]

These squirrel stories are fucking great.  I looked up "squirrel fight" on youtube and got this instant gem.

Squirrel Fight	Small | Large

[David]

[HATE!]

Please tell me that's your dog.

[David]

Never in a million years could I get my dog to do that!

Also, that squirrel fight!

[Ripped Laces]

All of this squirrel talk has got me hungry.
Now this isn't funny at all but I've been fiending ever since to have some squirrel. Anybody know a place on the east coast (NY)?

Eating squirrel on the F Word

[Matze]

this could be my bike

[floop]

this could be my bike

awesome


wish i had that when i rode my bike to elementary school

[daddy]

These squirrel stories are fucking great.  I looked up "squirrel fight" on youtube and got this instant gem.

Squirrel Fight

Jesus they are so fucking fast and talk so much shit to each other!

[Matze]

and since I figured out how to send pics and videos to my computer: here's something from last year ... some random sign going wild.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/n9x1kz95clnhvkd/20062011.mp4

[ttching!]

[Monty Burns]

All of this squirrel talk has got me hungry.
Now this isn't funny at all but I've been fiending ever since to have some squirrel. Anybody know a place on the east coast (NY)?

Eating squirrel on the F Word

Ill shoot some FB messages away to NYC chefs if you  want ?

[MuchasGracias]

Gordon Talks Dirty	Small | Large

Gold.

[LOU.502]

is this real!?!

[RCB3]

[via]

is this real!?!

I really, really, really hope so. That is fucking genius.

[Ripped Laces]

All of this squirrel talk has got me hungry.
Now this isn't funny at all but I've been fiending ever since to have some squirrel. Anybody know a place on the east coast (NY)?

Eating squirrel on the F Word

Ill shoot some FB messages away to NYC chefs if you  want ?

As my neighbors in NYC would say "Dead ass?"
Keep me posted on the PM game if so.

[Joe Pesci]

is this real!?!

I really, really, really hope so. That is fucking genius.

[DaSk8D00D]

These squirrel stories are fucking great.� I looked up "squirrel fight" on youtube and got this instant gem.

Squirrel Fight

this is surprisingly similar to the girl fights i used to see back in high school, except they'd be picking up their weaves instead

[skateboardnorth]