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« Reply #11610 on: April 03, 2012, 04:38:35 AM »

So there's this one dude who hangs out and skates with the group of friends I skate with who I don't like, but I'm forced to hang out and skate with him a lot most of the time anyways cause he's always there with my main group of friends. Anyways, dude is like a shit talking machine towards me. Everytime I miss a trick dude always has some wise ass thing to say or he'll always be making some snide remark towards me. I've just been ignoring it since he's friends with my crew but I've just about had enough of that shit. We're all meeting up to skate on Wednesday, and chances are he'll be there too. If he even so much as mutters anything slightly negative towards me I'm gonna fuckin snap on him and possibly throw fists. Seriously, i'm so pissed off over it and I've had enough.
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« Reply #11611 on: April 03, 2012, 04:48:54 AM »

So there's this one dude who hangs out and skates with the group of friends I skate with who I don't like, but I'm forced to hang out and skate with him a lot most of the time anyways cause he's always there with my main group of friends. Anyways, dude is like a shit talking machine towards me. Everytime I miss a trick dude always has some wise ass thing to say or he'll always be making some snide remark towards me. I've just been ignoring it since he's friends with my crew but I've just about had enough of that shit. We're all meeting up to skate on Wednesday, and chances are he'll be there too. If he even so much as mutters anything slightly negative towards me I'm gonna fuckin snap on him and possibly throw fists. Seriously, i'm so pissed off over it and I've had enough.

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« Reply #11612 on: April 03, 2012, 05:04:23 AM »

So there's this one dude who hangs out and skates with the group of friends I skate with who I don't like, but I'm forced to hang out and skate with him a lot most of the time anyways cause he's always there with my main group of friends. Anyways, dude is like a shit talking machine towards me. Everytime I miss a trick dude always has some wise ass thing to say or he'll always be making some snide remark towards me. I've just been ignoring it since he's friends with my crew but I've just about had enough of that shit. We're all meeting up to skate on Wednesday, and chances are he'll be there too. If he even so much as mutters anything slightly negative towards me I'm gonna fuckin snap on him and possibly throw fists. Seriously, i'm so pissed off over it and I've had enough.

focus his board and throw half away

none of your other friends have a problem with him shit talking you all the time ?
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« Reply #11613 on: April 03, 2012, 10:59:42 AM »

I skipped class yesterday because I had gotten home from brooklyn late on Sunday and stayed up til 3am drinking, smoking, and smoking herb while talking with my ma. Because I slept late, I spent the day walking around town and started drinking fairly early. Bought a 40, smoked a few bowls, and skated for a couple hours at the foundation. Some young scooter kids came around and tried to bum smokes. I asked one why he scooters and he said "I used to skateboard but it's too boring."

My homie and I rolled an L and went to shoot some pool. We began drinking heavily, whisky and beer. We then smoked another blunt and dude had to bounce. I decided that it was a good idea to go to another bar, but i'd ride my bike over there. So, I smoked another blunt to the face and proceeded to get wrekced. I rode my bike around town for hours and ate shit at least 4 times. Got a nasty hipper, sprained wrist, twisted my ankle, and lost my phone. What a shitty night.
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« Reply #11614 on: April 03, 2012, 02:15:52 PM »

People acting too much like sheep . I take the train to work and I see the most odd and sheepish behavior of ppl .

The train leaves in 5 mins , but somebody thinks its there now and starts to run , the other ppl seing the person run thinks the train is there now . Otherwise why would the person be running ? . So now we have 10 ppl running to a train that hasnt even arrived at the station while I casualy walk to the train station and arrive befor the train has left

Somebody stops in the train cause the first compartment is full . And maybe they dont want to walk further or just have no problems with standing up . The next 3 persons sees that somebody stopped and is standing up , they look into the compartment and see that its full . So now they stop too . So soon we have a full compartment of ppl standing up and not moving . I take the time to walk to the next comparment and find that its virtualy empty

The place where I take the metro to my work has 2 metro trains going to the exact same spot with about 5 mins betwen them . Now ppl see that 1 of them is leaving in about 2 minutes so everybody rushes and runs there , and the whole metro is full of people and super crowded . I take the time and wait 4 minutes more and get the metro without almost any ppl


Are ppl so stressed out and just not thinking straight ?  or am I too carefree and fucking hate super crowded places ?

Personally, I agree completely with all of what you said. I see the same thing everyday and it really is sad.

There was a study in a train station about this. Some people hand selected to lead, but not ever meeting each other and everyone else were just randoms. It got to the point the leaders were leading one another along with a good amount of people in the train station, being blind as can be about what was going on. The formation they were in actually turned out looking like a flock of sheep.

this shit drove me nuts taking the train everyday and still occasionally does on the subway. the double door is the worst, when only 1 is open and theres like 100 people slowly funneling through one door while the other one stays closed for no reason
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« Reply #11615 on: April 03, 2012, 02:37:02 PM »

kansas losing in the finals of the tournament last night.  i cannot stop thinking about what could have been...
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« Reply #11616 on: April 03, 2012, 06:13:51 PM »

I've been telling my friend for a while now that we need to make a trip to the Chick-Fil-A up around Fairfield (Since none exist in the bay and it's my damn favorite place). Of course we'd skate and do some other shit but it'd primarily be for Chick-Fil-A. I'm browsing Facebook and I come across a picture he posts of his food at Chick-Fil-A. Doesn't even call me. If I wasn't the one advocating a trip up there I'd just be bummed but being the one who started the whole idea, I'm a little more than bummed.
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« Reply #11617 on: April 03, 2012, 07:39:11 PM »

fucked up a photography assignment. I had to shoot a fashion show and the lighting was horrid. Everything is washed out. This is the first time I've been this disappointed with my photography.
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« Reply #11618 on: April 03, 2012, 07:44:10 PM »

bought what was supposedly four hits of acid today, took them all at once. didn't feel a thing.
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« Reply #11619 on: April 04, 2012, 04:20:20 AM »

This never ending task of cleaning my room.
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« Reply #11620 on: April 04, 2012, 05:14:05 AM »

I've been telling my friend for a while now that we need to make a trip to the Chick-Fil-A up around Fairfield (Since none exist in the bay and it's my damn favorite place). Of course we'd skate and do some other shit but it'd primarily be for Chick-Fil-A. I'm browsing Facebook and I come across a picture he posts of his food at Chick-Fil-A. Doesn't even call me. If I wasn't the one advocating a trip up there I'd just be bummed but being the one who started the whole idea, I'm a little more than bummed.

You know what you have to do... kill his parents, chop them up, fry them in bread crumbs, pretend to take said-friend on a make-up trip back to Chick-Fil-A, and proceed to feed him his parents in a delicious golden wheat bun with dill pickle chips, provolone cheese, smoked applewood bacon, green leaf lettuce, tomato and honey roasted bbq sauce. Then you'll have the last laugh
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« Reply #11621 on: April 04, 2012, 10:59:18 AM »

bought what was supposedly four hits of acid today, took them all at once. didn't feel a thing.

bummer. but maybe you should be stoked, cause if it were really good, 4 hits might beat your mind up a little.
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« Reply #11622 on: April 04, 2012, 02:31:49 PM »

I had the worst toiletry experience of my life today.

It all started on the train to work; I was sat contentedly reading some Foucault when I felt a slight discomfort brewing in my stomach, assuming it flatulence I manoeuvred myself to release the tension. When it returned I repeated this method expecting similar satisfication, however this time my clenches procured a dreaded rim-stinging shart. Annoying? Yes. Devastating? By no means. A few minutes later, arriving at my stop, I - to my naive delight - realised, after conspicuous finger tests, I had been fooled by a charlatan...there was no buttock moisture to be found. Happy to dismiss my plans to head straight to the nearest toilet, I took the escalator (or perhaps more suitably the escatoligator) down to change lines. As I got on the next train an sudden intense need for bowel explosion overpowered me. Long story short I withstood 10 agonising minutes of physical and mental torture before reaching my final stop and, more importantly, the promise of a toilet. With my workplace and its toiletry salvation in sight my floodgates at last began to crack. With squelches of liquid shit spilling out into my boxers and trickling down my thigh I ran into the nearest pub, fought through the crowd, my vision clouded by fear, and ran to the gents. Of course both toilets are occupied, of course they fucking are, perfect. But I couldn't just stand there and shit myself, I had to run into the womens' and lock myself in the nearest cubicle. Ahhh the bittersweet pleasure of release -... although release is the wrong word, more accurate would be eruption. Never has so much crap come out my arse at such velocity and such heat in all my life. After a few minutes of rather sickening expulsion I naturally began to inspect the wreckage. Not only was the toilet bowl and my pants plastered with brown paint, so was the seat, my hoody dangling in it, and the entirity of my buttocks, including the hairs of my gooch and my poor testicles. A fifteen minute clean up followed, including a lot of spit, toilet roll, and underwear being discarded in the sanitary-towel bin for some unfortunate menstruating woman to discover. My best option before running off to work (now 20 minutes late) was to dart into the mens, scrub my hands like the lady macbeth of feces, and lather up my arse as best I could with hand soap in order to disguise the smell.
I am now riding the same train home after a shift of freeballing, I pray I arrive in one piece. If only I hadn't dismissed that toilet at the start of my ordeal.
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Moral of the story: listen to your body, our bowels may seem like pathetic factories of shame, but insult their power and boy will they make you pay.
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« Reply #11623 on: April 04, 2012, 03:57:26 PM »

There's been about 14 bomb threats at my university this month, and I'm starting to get a bad feeling that it might turn into something much more serious, I just wish this shit would stop
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« Reply #11624 on: April 04, 2012, 05:48:44 PM »

scrub my hands like the lady macbeth of feces,
This is one of the best things I've ever read.
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« Reply #11625 on: April 04, 2012, 06:32:42 PM »

............I'm getting fat. These new chinos fit me a little tight on the thigh area. Anyone know any exercises besides running and skating that'll make my thighs smaller?
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« Reply #11626 on: April 04, 2012, 06:55:50 PM »

bought what was supposedly four hits of acid today, took them all at once. didn't feel a thing.

bummer. but maybe you should be stoked, cause if it were really good, 4 hits might beat your mind up a little.

well, I took three the night before and I was doing pretty well afterwards. I told the dude I got it from about it and he's hooking me up with a few hits for free.
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« Reply #11627 on: April 05, 2012, 12:15:23 AM »

............I'm getting fat. These new chinos fit me a little tight on the thigh area. Anyone know any exercises besides running and skating that'll make my thighs smaller?
I am going to go out on a long-shot here and say your first issue might be diet. Try cooking for yourself more, I find it is harder to eat unhealthy that way. Maybe I am completely wrong here.
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« Reply #11628 on: April 05, 2012, 02:15:50 AM »

............I'm getting fat. These new chinos fit me a little tight on the thigh area. Anyone know any exercises besides running and skating that'll make my thighs smaller?
Working your thighs? Meatspin.
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« Reply #11629 on: April 05, 2012, 05:07:20 AM »

Scratched records.  Such a bummer.
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« Reply #11630 on: April 05, 2012, 06:16:10 AM »

I had the worst toiletry experience of my life today.

It all started on the train to work; I was sat contentedly reading some Foucault when I felt a slight discomfort brewing in my stomach, assuming it flatulence I manoeuvred myself to release the tension. When it returned I repeated this method expecting similar satisfication, however this time my clenches procured a dreaded rim-stinging shart. Annoying? Yes. Devastating? By no means. A few minutes later, arriving at my stop, I - to my naive delight - realised, after conspicuous finger tests, I had been fooled by a charlatan...there was no buttock moisture to be found. Happy to dismiss my plans to head straight to the nearest toilet, I took the escalator (or perhaps more suitably the escatoligator) down to change lines. As I got on the next train an sudden intense need for bowel explosion overpowered me. Long story short I withstood 10 agonising minutes of physical and mental torture before reaching my final stop and, more importantly, the promise of a toilet. With my workplace and its toiletry salvation in sight my floodgates at last began to crack. With squelches of liquid shit spilling out into my boxers and trickling down my thigh I ran into the nearest pub, fought through the crowd, my vision clouded by fear, and ran to the gents. Of course both toilets are occupied, of course they fucking are, perfect. But I couldn't just stand there and shit myself, I had to run into the womens' and lock myself in the nearest cubicle. Ahhh the bittersweet pleasure of release -... although release is the wrong word, more accurate would be eruption. Never has so much crap come out my arse at such velocity and such heat in all my life. After a few minutes of rather sickening expulsion I naturally began to inspect the wreckage. Not only was the toilet bowl and my pants plastered with brown paint, so was the seat, my hoody dangling in it, and the entirity of my buttocks, including the hairs of my gooch and my poor testicles. A fifteen minute clean up followed, including a lot of spit, toilet roll, and underwear being discarded in the sanitary-towel bin for some unfortunate menstruating woman to discover. My best option before running off to work (now 20 minutes late) was to dart into the mens, scrub my hands like the lady macbeth of feces, and lather up my arse as best I could with hand soap in order to disguise the smell.
I am now riding the same train home after a shift of freeballing, I pray I arrive in one piece. If only I hadn't dismissed that toilet at the start of my ordeal.
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Moral of the story: listen to your body, our bowels may seem like pathetic factories of shame, but insult their power and boy will they make you pay.

Wait, you got shit on your pants and hoody. WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT YOUR PANTS AND HOODY?
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« Reply #11631 on: April 05, 2012, 06:21:58 AM »

Jesus, how did i miss that story?!  My heart cringes for you, cringe.  But yes,

WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES?!?!?
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« Reply #11632 on: April 05, 2012, 07:17:37 AM »

Wait, you got shit on your pants and hoody. WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT YOUR PANTS AND HOODY?
Woops, blame the americo-anglo language gap for that one: by pants I mean underpants... so those were what was discarded in the sanitary bin.
My hoody/jumper/t-shirt fortunately were only slightly touching the mess, so those I tried to wash down as best I could and then hid them in a corner.

Every now and then at work i'd get a faint waft of shit and would quietly move to a safe distance from my co-worker...
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« Reply #11633 on: April 05, 2012, 07:49:19 AM »

Wait, you got shit on your pants and hoody. WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT YOUR PANTS AND HOODY?
Woops, blame the americo-anglo language gap for that one: by pants I mean underpants... so those were what was discarded in the sanitary bin.
My hoody/jumper/t-shirt fortunately were only slightly touching the mess, so those I tried to wash down as best I could and then hid them in a corner.

Every now and then at work i'd get a faint waft of shit and would quietly move to a safe distance from my co-worker...


dude , just call in sick the next time .
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« Reply #11634 on: April 05, 2012, 08:35:39 AM »

bought what was supposedly four hits of acid today, took them all at once. didn't feel a thing.

bummer. but maybe you should be stoked, cause if it were really good, 4 hits might beat your mind up a little.

well, I took three the night before and I was doing pretty well afterwards. I told the dude I got it from about it and he's hooking me up with a few hits for free.

there's your problem right there. you can't dose the night before and then take more the next day without significantly increasing the amount dropped. i might be wrong but i think it takes about 4 days to a week before your tolerance goes back to normal.
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« Reply #11635 on: April 05, 2012, 11:27:26 AM »

............I'm getting fat. These new chinos fit me a little tight on the thigh area. Anyone know any exercises besides running and skating that'll make my thighs smaller?
I am going to go out on a long-shot here and say your first issue might be diet. Try cooking for yourself more, I find it is harder to eat unhealthy that way. Maybe I am completely wrong here.

I guess there's my problem. I rarely eat at home now. Always eating outside and whatnot. Freshman 15 is true, but I'm not even a fucking freshman anymore.
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« Reply #11636 on: April 05, 2012, 10:14:20 PM »

bought what was supposedly four hits of acid today, took them all at once. didn't feel a thing.

bummer. but maybe you should be stoked, cause if it were really good, 4 hits might beat your mind up a little.

well, I took three the night before and I was doing pretty well afterwards. I told the dude I got it from about it and he's hooking me up with a few hits for free.

there's your problem right there. you can't dose the night before and then take more the next day without significantly increasing the amount dropped. i might be wrong but i think it takes about 4 days to a week before your tolerance goes back to normal.

exactly. you'll still be out of the straight frame of reference. get yourself a vial!
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« Reply #11637 on: April 06, 2012, 03:27:14 PM »

my girl is in the hospital and possibly has a UTI
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« Reply #11638 on: April 06, 2012, 05:39:53 PM »

bought what was supposedly four hits of acid today, took them all at once. didn't feel a thing.

bummer. but maybe you should be stoked, cause if it were really good, 4 hits might beat your mind up a little.

well, I took three the night before and I was doing pretty well afterwards. I told the dude I got it from about it and he's hooking me up with a few hits for free.

there's your problem right there. you can't dose the night before and then take more the next day without significantly increasing the amount dropped. i might be wrong but i think it takes about 4 days to a week before your tolerance goes back to normal.

exactly. you'll still be out of the straight frame of reference. get yourself a vial!

I was unaware of that. I'll remember that for next time I feel like taking a trip.
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« Reply #11639 on: April 06, 2012, 05:44:11 PM »

i realized that i feel at best on my board when i don't skate everyday. i end up skating everyday anyway cause i luhhhh dat shit. therefore, i'm not as good as i could be when i skate in moderation.  Undecided
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