Things You Are Not Stoked On

[Strike A Pose]

Your friends sound like idiots and not friends at all

Theyre cool dudes and I grew up with them and we've all been through a lot together, but they do some dickish shit every now and then. Not just to me, but to each other too. They just enjoy being dicks to each other.. If you watch That 70s Show, think of it kinda like the friendship Kelso has with Hyde, they're good friends but they're always being dicks to each other and pranking each other and shit. That's the best example I can think of. I kinda get in on the tomfoolery every now and then but for the most part I stay out of it and kinda just watch them be dicks to each other and laugh from the side. This time they just pissed me off too much though. I'm gonna get them all back somehow...

You're a punk, and punks get punked.

Best believe I'm swanging them thangs if I was victimized like that.

The only way to restore your reputation is to swing off gp the next time you see them.

4real.

[Archers of Chaka]

First world problems.

Well... Yeah... But the same situation could very well happen in second and third world countries too. Except replace "Carls Jr." with some other restaurant. There are people with asshole friends that would do this all over the globe, it doesn't just apply to first world countries. I could live in China or India and the same situation could've happened if I had asshole friends over there.

You're a punk, and punks get punked.

Best believe I'm swanging them thangs if I was victimized like that.

The only way to restore your reputation is to swing off gp the next time you see them.

I was gonna look up the "Looks like we're dealing with a badass over here" meme and post it, but I'm feeling kinda lazy right now. So just use your imagination.

[popeyesfriedchicken]

This picture kind of bummed me out...

Belongs in the things that made you laugh today thread.  Something I am currently not stoked on: spent four years of my life in hospitals.  I applied for disability four years ago and finally broke down a lawyer who I am going to have to give a six grand cut of my backpay just because I realized that the system will not allow me to get it without one just because I'm me.   I had to write a congressman to get a congressional inquiry into my case to get my court hearing set up faster as I researched it and it was the only way.  They damn sure did it, but the judge ordered an evaluation that social security had eleven months they could have done it in before the hearing.  So  now I'm forced to wait another length of time to get the evaluation done and another hearing.  If I get a job I'm throwing away 50 thousand dollars plus over a million in checks if I live to the age of 75.  So I'm forced to pretty much deal with having almost no money for three months and revolving everything around everyone and everything else instead of doing anything I want to do or get anything I want to get.  It's been this way the past four years because of the disease anyway, but knowing that the money is so close just makes things more frustrating.  Should have been here.

[Filip]

Being pissdrunk on Friday, I puked all over the toilet and fell asleep on the table in my favourite bar, I hate going there when something like that happens.

[augustmoon]

Belongs in the things that made you laugh today thread.  Something I am currently not stoked on: spent four years of my life in hospitals.  I applied for disability four years ago and finally broke down a lawyer who I am going to have to give a six grand cut of my backpay just because I realized that the system will not allow me to get it without one just because I'm me.   I had to write a congressman to get a congressional inquiry into my case to get my court hearing set up faster as I researched it and it was the only way.  They damn sure did it, but the judge ordered an evaluation that social security had eleven months they could have done it in before the hearing.  So  now I'm forced to wait another length of time to get the evaluation done and another hearing.  If I get a job I'm throwing away 50 thousand dollars plus over a million in checks if I live to the age of 75.  So I'm forced to pretty much deal with having almost no money for three months and revolving everything around everyone and everything else instead of doing anything I want to do or get anything I want to get.  It's been this way the past four years because of the disease anyway, but knowing that the money is so close just makes things more frustrating.  Should have been here.

don't feel bad.  i just had my second disability hearing on Valentines day (had my colon removed last year b/c of ulcerative colitis. 6 years total sick).   Its sucks that you have to give your cut to a lawyer, but that's part of the game.  you ain't getting shit otherwise.  I'm currently in the same boat.  waiting of a letter in the mail while i try to scrape by day by day.  got on foodstamps last month.  i think the worst thing about it is that everytime i'm in the hospital, i'm in there with all these assholes that have full disability for no good reason, while i keep getting denied.  i'm literally sitting there with my guts hanging out and the asshole in the next bed is crying about only getting a couple grand a month because he has arthritis in his hand.  the system is a fucking joke.  anyway, good luck, and know that you're not the only one in slapland dealing with this shit.


aaaaaaanyway.....

Mardi Gras can suck a dick.  So ready for Wednesday when this shit is over and all of these fucking kooks get the hell out of my city.

[bust.factor]

Checked my "other" section of my facebook messages only to find out that I won a few 5boro decks/tees/beanies a few days ago...they gave the package away to someone else...

ITS JUST NOT FAIR

[happenstance]

I just witnessed the gnarliest hit and run. Not cool.

[oneshovel]

I'm usually a good cook, but today I managed to burn a grilled cheese, burn a huge pan of sweet potato fries, then slightly altered a cookie+icing recipe and they turned out too gross to even eat.  This was after going to skate in the windy, freezing cold and having an 18 wheeler come block my spot off.  Pretty weak Sunday.

[Strike A Pose]

Worst hangover ever.

I'm contemplating permanent sobriety from here on.

[Archers of Chaka]

Been having some pretty shitty sleep for the past couple days. Only been getting 4-5 hours of broken up sleep a day. I hate these random bouts of insomnia that just come and go.

[sufodiv]

The snow is just starting to melt and it's suppose to snow again tomorrow. Totally over this winter...........

[Joust Ostrich]

Wentzville, Mo.

[GarglesCmen]

Late night piss, shirt falls over my dick while the stream is rushing. Had a couple beers so I wasn't quick to notice and I drenched my shirt, pants and myself in piss.

[Dutch]

Late night piss, shirt falls over my dick while the stream is rushing. Had a couple beers so I wasn't quick to notice and I drenched my shirt, pants and myself in piss.

lolz had that one time. wore a coat that was a lil longer then what i usually wear, friend of mine was hitting the same tree.
after a few seconds of wondering where my pee went my friend noticed and started laughing out loud while i was still wondering where the hell my pee went -good ol days

[BraveUlysses]

Went to the doctor and it turns out my foot has been fractured for 3 weeks. I'm supposed to go to the foot doctor tomorrow and I'm really nervous that I'm going to have to have surgery. I'm hoping that the most that happens is a boot and 1-2 months of no skating.

[jack burton]

Late night piss, shirt falls over my dick while the stream is rushing. Had a couple beers so I wasn't quick to notice and I drenched my shirt, pants and myself in piss.

lolz had that one time. wore a coat that was a lil longer then what i usually wear, friend of mine was hitting the same tree.
after a few seconds of wondering where my pee went my friend noticed and started laughing out loud while i was still wondering where the hell my pee went -good ol days

I was taking a shit once and managed to take a piss in between the seat and the bowl. Soaking my pants and boxers.

[ivegotlevitation]

Late night piss, shirt falls over my dick while the stream is rushing. Had a couple beers so I wasn't quick to notice and I drenched my shirt, pants and myself in piss.

lolz had that one time. wore a coat that was a lil longer then what i usually wear, friend of mine was hitting the same tree.
after a few seconds of wondering where my pee went my friend noticed and started laughing out loud while i was still wondering where the hell my pee went -good ol days

I was taking a shit once and managed to take a piss in between the seat and the bowl. Soaking my pants and boxers.

oh god, that's happened to me before. it's awful.

[Cadillac Ranch Dressing]

Late night piss, shirt falls over my dick while the stream is rushing. Had a couple beers so I wasn't quick to notice and I drenched my shirt, pants and myself in piss.

When I was like 7, I was wearing my new Michael Jordan jersey one day and I went to pee and the jersey came down a bit. I got piss all over the front. I was so worried my parents would get mad because it was a new birthday gift so I stuck it in a cabinet somewhere.

[finknoos]

spent half a day at work moving some heavy boxes to a different location "for the health and safety check"

the health and safety person came today and said that they are in a hazardous area and showed me where they should be instead... where they were in the first place!!! full day of work completley wasted

[Eschaton]

Put my hand through a Window Pane. My hand went through the glass like it was nothing. I wasn't even paying attention and it happened so quick. I was bleeding ever where and they said the gash was too wide to stitch back together so they cleaned it and put this foam cube in the cut and they said my body will absorb it. Getting it cleaned out hurt more than the initial cut.

[myrrh]

Learned today that Mike Kelley died of an apparent suicide earlier this month.  Somehow really bummed me out.

And also Michael Davis of MC5

[BraveUlysses]

Having to "walk" around a big ass building(school) on crutches. I had no idea crutches were this tiring. Fuck skating I wanna walk!

[Bob Loblaw]

Having to "walk" around a big ass building(school) on crutches. I had no idea crutches were this tiring. Fuck skating I wanna walk!

a dude i know had one of these. there's even a basket for all of your things

[BraveUlysses]

I don't know if I would be able to roll around in that thing with confidence. haha

[skateboardnorth]

My buddy invited me over for beers.  It turns out his aunt is staying with him and she put on this Hugh Grant movie and now I'm forced to watch it.  This is the only time I've ever wanted to kill myself. 

[VictoriousOG]

So a girl I've been talking to, came into my store to visit me and yadda yadda. Well she wasn't wearing makeup so it caught me completely off guard and it felt like this scene:

That 70's Show - Kelso sees Jackie without make-up

I'm bad.

[clamy]

i have to go swimming for my ankle to heal and today i remembered why i haven't swum in years. i'm so fucking bad, a full lap almost killed me.

[Tale Crab]

So a girl I've been talking to, came into my store to visit me and yadda yadda. Well she wasn't wearing makeup so it caught me completely off guard and it felt like this scene

Is she the one that looks like a witch?

[finknoos]

when people dont learn from their mistakes

[Ripped Laces]

Had to put my Dog down of 13 years. Definitely one of the hardest things ever.
He had a tumor and the surgery to removed it cost about $1000 & putting him down only costs $600.
My Mom was in the room with me at the Vet, she wouldn't stop crying & on top of that, insisted on holding the dog while they gave him the shot...Major Bummer.