Things You Are Not Stoked On

[BraveUlysses]

Thinking I was gonna be able to skate today and instead being told by the doctor I was gonna have to wait another 3 weeks. He also said I might have arthritis in 5 years because of the injury. I'm hoping if I do it's just minor. It sucks thinking about arthritis at 16. Being on crutches is really helping me appreciate simple things such as wearing two shoes, being able to walk comfortably, and not sweating when traveling a long distance.

[chockfullofthat]

Pollen, cats, and smokey garages.  That was my weekend.  At least skating was fun.

[jimi]

fucking hay fever. I've never had it before in my life and this  year it's hit me like a sack of bricks.

[escapistfool]

Fuck. Somebody stole the flatbar in my local park. Damn that pissed me the fuck off.

[ice nine]

That reminds me, I'm that guy with the broom that usually ends up sweeping because no one else brings one.I forgot it there one night, went bacc the next morning and its gone.

[Filip]

I didnt have to work today, and instead of skating,or doing something productive, I played Skate 3 pretty much the whole day, Im an idiot.

[Harem]

fucking hay fever. I've never had it before in my life and this  year it's hit me like a sack of bricks.

This. I've had it for the last 2 weeks and it makes me want to do nothing but sleep.

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

Getting sick. Starting to get a sore throat, fever, and a weak body.

[cringe.]

fell off my bike going about 20mph earlier, clipped my handlebars and flew off into the road via a lot of grit. Road rash is a bitch

[MaryhillVibe]

Hipper...

[DaSk8D00D]

Hipper...

Slam musta been gnarly!

[steve]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

this band snakeface who i'm super into accepted my offer for them to play a show at my house, but my roommate said no. such a pussy for a supposed hardcore kid

[HATE!]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

Can you request to not have to interact with her?  I'd be concerned that her bullshit would end up making me hate going to work.

[steve]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

Can you request to not have to interact with her?  I'd be concerned that her bullshit would end up making me hate going to work.

It's a situation that I have made more complicated than it should be. When she came back she had no job/money, so I offered to pay her to do some shit for me, out of her home. The problem now is that because she had no cash, I fronted her the whole payment, $300, and I'm so far removed from the process that I can't say "fuck you" and complete it myself. I've got to stick it out for this final month. I can't stand this bitch.

 

[PTDK]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

Can you request to not have to interact with her?  I'd be concerned that her bullshit would end up making me hate going to work.

It's a situation that I have made more complicated than it should be. When she came back she had no job/money, so I offered to pay her to do some shit for me, out of her home. The problem now is that because she had no cash, I fronted her the whole payment, $300, and I'm so far removed from the process that I can't say "fuck you" and complete it myself. I've got to stick it out for this final month. I can't stand this bitch.

 

Just bottle everything up then when you don't need her help anymore unload in a Fuck You of epic proportions. I did this to my ex when I was forced to be around her for a while. Letting all that go was the most amazing feeling. Probably better than hate fucking her...probably.

[HATE!]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

Can you request to not have to interact with her?  I'd be concerned that her bullshit would end up making me hate going to work.

It's a situation that I have made more complicated than it should be. When she came back she had no job/money, so I offered to pay her to do some shit for me, out of her home. The problem now is that because she had no cash, I fronted her the whole payment, $300, and I'm so far removed from the process that I can't say "fuck you" and complete it myself. I've got to stick it out for this final month. I can't stand this bitch.

 

Just bottle everything up then when you don't need her help anymore unload in a Fuck You of epic proportions. I did this to my ex when I was forced to be around her for a while. Letting all that go was the most amazing feeling. Probably better than hate fucking her...probably.

I'm gonna disagree here.  My ex-wife cheated on me, got pregnant AND took everything out of our house except my clothes and record collection.  My only request after all this was that she pay for the whole divorce and she couldn't even afford that.  My initial reaction was to flip the fuck out on her, but fortunately, I had some friends talk me out of it.  I basically turned our relationship into a cordial business like one until the day the divorce was finalized and then I cut all strings.  She tried to get a hold of me for a few things and didn't get any response whatsoever.   She ended up being driven crazy because she didn't know what was going on.  People can't handle not knowing what is going on.  In the end it was so much easier to just not say anything and to sever any tie.  I ended up hearing that she ended up sending an email to all of our mutual friends simply asking them to not be mean if they ever saw her.  She said she didn't expect anyone to remain friends with her and that didn't want any trouble.  She and the dude who knocked her up ended up getting matching diamond tattoos on their temple and then they broke up.  I have a number of friends in the KC area who tattoo and I heard he was pretty much blacklisted by them from working at shops in KC.  The moral of the story is that I ended up better off by doing less.

[PTDK]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

Can you request to not have to interact with her?  I'd be concerned that her bullshit would end up making me hate going to work.

It's a situation that I have made more complicated than it should be. When she came back she had no job/money, so I offered to pay her to do some shit for me, out of her home. The problem now is that because she had no cash, I fronted her the whole payment, $300, and I'm so far removed from the process that I can't say "fuck you" and complete it myself. I've got to stick it out for this final month. I can't stand this bitch.

 

Just bottle everything up then when you don't need her help anymore unload in a Fuck You of epic proportions. I did this to my ex when I was forced to be around her for a while. Letting all that go was the most amazing feeling. Probably better than hate fucking her...probably.

I'm gonna disagree here.  My ex-wife cheated on me, got pregnant AND took everything out of our house except my clothes and record collection.  My only request after all this was that she pay for the whole divorce and she couldn't even afford that.  My initial reaction was to flip the fuck out on her, but fortunately, I had some friends talk me out of it.  I basically turned our relationship into a cordial business like one until the day the divorce was finalized and then I cut all strings.  She tried to get a hold of me for a few things and didn't get any response whatsoever.   She ended up being driven crazy because she didn't know what was going on.  People can't handle not knowing what is going on.  In the end it was so much easier to just not say anything and to sever any tie.  I ended up hearing that she ended up sending an email to all of our mutual friends simply asking them to not be mean if they ever saw her.  She said she didn't expect anyone to remain friends with her and that didn't want any trouble.  She and the dude who knocked her up ended up getting matching diamond tattoos on their temple and then they broke up.  I have a number of friends in the KC area who tattoo and I heard he was pretty much blacklisted by them from working at shops in KC.  The moral of the story is that I ended up better off by doing less.

This is probably better advice.

[HATE!]

Epic fuck yous are pretty great though, I just think they're better reserved for less personal dealings.

A long ass time ago I read that after a cop gave Salman Agah (I think) a ticket for skateboarding he told Salman to have a nice day.  Salman responded with, "It will be better than the rest of your life."

That is, hands down, one of the best "fuck yous" I have ever heard of.

[steve]

kickin it with an ex. life was relaxing when we didn't talk. she's the only woman i've ever cursed or yelled at in an angry way. She moved back from the west coast and we've been hanging out again. she's the most miserable douche i've ever known. i try to be cool and listen to her shit, like a good friend, even though i know i shouldn't. She goes into OT to make me pissed. she projects misery and anxiety. we do work together so i can't say "fuck you" and never speak again. fuck, i hate it.

Can you request to not have to interact with her?� I'd be concerned that her bullshit would end up making me hate going to work.

It's a situation that I have made more complicated than it should be. When she came back she had no job/money, so I offered to pay her to do some shit for me, out of her home. The problem now is that because she had no cash, I fronted her the whole payment, $300, and I'm so far removed from the process that I can't say "fuck you" and complete it myself. I've got to stick it out for this final month. I can't stand this bitch.

 

Just bottle everything up then when you don't need her help anymore unload in a Fuck You of epic proportions. I did this to my ex when I was forced to be around her for a while. Letting all that go was the most amazing feeling. Probably better than hate fucking her...probably.

I'm gonna disagree here.� My ex-wife cheated on me, got pregnant AND took everything out of our house except my clothes and record collection.� My only request after all this was that she pay for the whole divorce and she couldn't even afford that.� My initial reaction was to flip the fuck out on her, but fortunately, I had some friends talk me out of it.� I basically turned our relationship into a cordial business like one until the day the divorce was finalized and then I cut all strings.� She tried to get a hold of me for a few things and didn't get any response whatsoever.� �She ended up being driven crazy because she didn't know what was going on.� People can't handle not knowing what is going on.� In the end it was so much easier to just not say anything and to sever any tie.� I ended up hearing that she ended up sending an email to all of our mutual friends simply asking them to not be mean if they ever saw her.� She said she didn't expect anyone to remain friends with her and that didn't want any trouble.� She and the dude who knocked her up ended up getting matching diamond tattoos on their temple and then they broke up.� I have a number of friends in the KC area who tattoo and I heard he was pretty much blacklisted by them from working at shops in KC.� The moral of the story is that I ended up better off by doing less.

Damn, homie. That's some sound advice.

I had taken a similar route. She had really fucked me pretty hard and I completely stopped talking with her. She was cut off. Then she came back and I let myself get sucked in. FUCK.

Whatever, at least I've learned what kind of women not to fuck with.
-accountants
-girls whose fathers give them more money than they earn
-girls who don't have a source of income ( i don't give a shit if they've got a "real" job, but make some fucking money)
-girls who need a punch in the cunt

[HATE!]

The hardest part about the advice I gave is staying the course.  You want to stop and just blow up so many times, but it's totally worth it to stick to your guns.  Staying cool and being friendly, yet emotionless will drive them insane.  Lots of women thrive off drama and when they can't get that fix, they go bonkers.  Every time she called it would end up with her freaking out and yelling and she would only make herself look like more of an ass when I was just being calm.

You nailed it on who not to fuck with.

[steve]

The hardest part about the advice I gave is staying the course.  You want to stop and just blow up so many times, but it's totally worth it to stick to your guns.  Staying cool and being friendly, yet emotionless will drive them insane.  Lots of women thrive off drama and when they can't get that fix, they go bonkers.  Every time she called it would end up with her freaking out and yelling and she would only make herself look like more of an ass when I was just being calm.

You nailed it on who not to fuck with.

That's exactly what happens almost every time we talk or are in the space of one another. She's an anxious, entitled, most likely bipolar, spaz. Bitch has been spoiled rotten her entire life and still is.

I'm just wasting energy now.

[Eschaton]

This is some pretty fucking sound advice.

[Archie Bunker]

Whatever, at least I've learned what kind of women not to fuck with.
-accountants

what's wrong with accountants? just wondering

[Eschaton]

Whatever, at least I've learned what kind of women not to fuck with.
-accountants

what's wrong with accountants? just wondering
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They remember everything.

[frank]

sheriff forced a search in my car. spent the night in jail. 2 grinders, a bowl,  and half oz of firey hot budz are now in the possesion of the po po. car got towed. super in debt to my family. ugh.. lesson learned; fuck cops.

[Eschaton]

Damn that shit is beat! I feel for you son! Just another drug war casualty now! I think the tides are changing though and well have weed legal sooner than we think, not soon enough for you obviously. Best of luck dealing with all the shitty fall out and legal system connected to this.

[Harem]

Painfully wide stools.

[chockfullofthat]

Painfully wide stools.

HAHA.  I hear that.

[steve]

sheriff forced a search in my car. spent the night in jail. 2 grinders, a bowl,  and half oz of firey hot budz are now in the possesion of the po po. car got towed. super in debt to my family. ugh.. lesson learned; fuck cops.

too much shit to have in your car, homes! I was in a car that got pulled over, about a month ago, and the girl driving was smoking. I had 3/4 of Pineapple trainwreck in a jar. They searched, i told em where it was, and that was that. I was standing on the sidewalk, cold, thinking "fuck. that's some dank. they're gonna ask where it came from, yada yada yada" instead the cops, who were young, opened the jar, sniffed it, smiled, and said "go wait in the car." For less than an ounce MA give a $100 ticket. I've never been so stoked to spend $100.

good luck dude.