Cracks beware

[boyan]

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080708/NEWS06/307080009

[eat.shit]

HAHA! And all along I didn't think people could get degress in stupidity anymore after hearing Bush's speeches.

I've been proved wrong.

[artichoke]

Michigan, killin' it as usual.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Is it indecent if your crack is sexy?

[PAWL]

"Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, "

[StabMasterArson]

If you've been to Flint, you can understand this. That city is far beyond fucked. Its got a couple good spots but its nasty as fuck, I know more than a couple of people who have got fucked up skating there. I wonder what Jackie Moon has to say about this?

[StabMasterArson]

Michigan, killin' it as usual.

yoink!

[H8R part 4]

way back in '92 my friends pants fell down(baggy era) at school and he got suspended for a week for this very thing.

[coop D.O.G.G.]

they tried to pass this in my town but it got voted against by the town council so i still Sag my pants everyday

[damian]

If you've been to Flint, you can understand this. That city is far beyond fucked. Its got a couple good spots but its nasty as fuck, I know more than a couple of people who have got fucked up skating there. I wonder what Jackie Moon has to say about this?

played a pop-warner little league football game in flint long ago. damn near full padded fist-fights. motherfuckers were putting fourteen and fifteen year olds into their uniforms, and the referees wouldn't say shit. i say fuck the cardinals. if i had to describe flint to an outsider, i probably wouldn't. deindustrialization made them lose their minds.



god wouldn't last long in flint.

[milpool]

I actually can't believe this. Who would've thought people cared that much?

[CigaretteBeer]

That is ridiculous. What a waste of tax money.

[sven thorkel]

paging micheal moore, stand up for your home town sag bags, make a documentary or somethin, thats what you do right? i'll make you a cheat sheet, just talk about how if i girl does it its okay cause the cop whos supposed to be giving out a ticket will get a bonar and then will just think about the gurls of wwe and forget about it. but the guys case is different..... damn, where am i going with this

[defiantnate]

Michigan, killin' it as usual.

[grimcity]

Damn, those would be some retardedly hilarious shirts.

[Lockstep]

I wrote an english paper on an article about this.


It's ridiculous lol.

[steezus_christ]

Emailed to the city of Flint and visitflint.org

Hello, I've been reading about a new law in Flint regarding people "sagging" their pants. I would just like to clarify some questions I have regarding the new law as I will be in Flint next month. According to the image I saw online, which may or may not be legitimate, it said if your pants are "sagging" and your underwear are exposed you could possibly be charged with "disorderly conduct". The question I pose is what if you did not have boxer shorts on underneath your pants at all; but instead had a regular pair of shorts and you were sagging? Would this warrant a criminal charge or fine? I mean technically speaking no "underwear" would not be showing, a pair of shorts would be showing. Also, what if I had two pairs of pants on and were only "sagging" the outer pair? No undergarments would be showing, would this warrant a charge? Additionally, what if I only wore boxer shorts with no pants or regular shorts at all? Could I get charged with something? Assuming my junk didn't pop out the hole in the front nothing "indecent" would be showing. I mean the only difference between "shorts" and "boxer shorts" is pockets and a zipper. But I wear boxer that have a snap on the hole, so my junk probably couldn't hand out even if I wanted it to... My last question is this, will females get fines if their bra strap is showing? I mean I like seeing titties just as much as the next guy, but how is their underwear any less offensive than a mans? I await your reply. Thanks for your time.

[crailtapper]

Emailed to the city of Flint and visitflint.org

Hello, I've been reading about a new law in Flint regarding people "sagging" their pants. I would just like to clarify some questions I have regarding the new law as I will be in Flint next month. According to the image I saw online, which may or may not be legitimate, it said if your pants are "sagging" and your underwear are exposed you could possibly be charged with "disorderly conduct". The question I pose is what if you did not have boxer shorts on underneath your pants at all; but instead had a regular pair of shorts and you were sagging? Would this warrant a criminal charge or fine? I mean technically speaking no "underwear" would not be showing, a pair of shorts would be showing. Also, what if I had two pairs of pants on and were only "sagging" the outer pair? No undergarments would be showing, would this warrant a charge? Additionally, what if I only wore boxer shorts with no pants or regular shorts at all? Could I get charged with something? Assuming my junk didn't pop out the hole in the front nothing "indecent" would be showing. I mean the only difference between "shorts" and "boxer shorts" is pockets and a zipper. But I wear boxer that have a snap on the hole, so my junk probably couldn't hand out even if I wanted it to... My last question is this, will females get fines if their bra strap is showing? I mean I like seeing titties just as much as the next guy, but how is their underwear any less offensive than a mans? I await your reply. Thanks for your time.

fucking awesome. 10 bucks says you never ever ever get a reply, though. if you make a good point when it comes to the law, you're usually just ignored. you bring up enough points for your lawyer to have a field day if you ever got locked up for sagging.

[ahlee]

brent atchley better steer clear of flint.

[wuust]

only in america.
you made a good point about the bra there. if i have time, i ll mail em too. slap battalion at work!