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« Reply #30030 on: April 24, 2012, 02:47:57 AM »

My opinion of "haters" (hate that word but still) has changed.

If im skating down the street and someone shouts something etc. i used to just ignore it but no wi use it as a stress outlet, gives me an excuse and reason to scream "SUCK A DICK" at a stranger
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« Reply #30031 on: April 24, 2012, 05:50:18 AM »

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« Reply #30032 on: April 24, 2012, 08:06:38 AM »

i had a wet dream last night. it was fantastic. i ran over what looked to be a 80 year old woman, in the neighborhood i grew up in, right by this man hole i always remembered looking at on my way to the playground. i turned the car around and it wasn't an old woman it was a young nubian girl and 10 of her cousins. they chased me through a creek and one of them was 300 feet tall, he went to grab me but i hid in between vines and tree limbs, he touched me with his finger and i grew to his height and he held my hand and we flew away, way above clouds. white clouds. i was so high up and we hit a ceiling, like the ceilings in a class room. we dropped down and i saw cities that were made of AT-AT's and cranes. we floated to a giant filing cabinet in the sky and sat on top of it and 2 beautiful giants like ourselves sat with me, and they gave me a hang job and i came like when cardiel threw up in that kitchen. i came twice. it was wonderful.

What did you eat last night?  And where can I get some?
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« Reply #30033 on: April 24, 2012, 10:23:26 AM »

I used to hate wet dreams, but now I sort of miss them...
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« Reply #30034 on: April 24, 2012, 11:31:10 AM »

maybe, the suppression of masturbation habits would be a way to achieve wet dreams? on the other hand...
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« Reply #30035 on: April 24, 2012, 11:33:50 AM »

maybe, the suppression of masturbation habits would be a way to achieve wet dreams? on the other hand...


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« Reply #30036 on: April 24, 2012, 02:56:59 PM »

My opinion of "haters" (hate that word but still) has changed.

If im skating down the street and someone shouts something etc. i used to just ignore it but no wi use it as a stress outlet, gives me an excuse and reason to scream "SUCK A DICK" at a stranger

That is pretty satisfying.

got a new couch and chairs for the living room.
came up on this Saarinen womb chair for cheap cause there was a small hole in the fabric which I patched, gotta love working with old, rich designers.
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« Reply #30037 on: April 24, 2012, 03:54:47 PM »

Some of these Creature graphics have me stoked.  I think they're funny.
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« Reply #30038 on: April 24, 2012, 04:37:53 PM »

Had a legitimate skate session for the first time since January when I broke my foot. Just olleing over sewer caps, doing kickflips, and pushing felt so good.  Plus tomorrow is my birthday.
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« Reply #30039 on: April 24, 2012, 05:21:13 PM »

i had a wet dream last night. it was fantastic. i ran over what looked to be a 80 year old woman, in the neighborhood i grew up in, right by this man hole i always remembered looking at on my way to the playground. i turned the car around and it wasn't an old woman it was a young nubian girl and 10 of her cousins. they chased me through a creek and one of them was 300 feet tall, he went to grab me but i hid in between vines and tree limbs, he touched me with his finger and i grew to his height and he held my hand and we flew away, way above clouds. white clouds. i was so high up and we hit a ceiling, like the ceilings in a class room. we dropped down and i saw cities that were made of AT-AT's and cranes. we floated to a giant filing cabinet in the sky and sat on top of it and 2 beautiful giants like ourselves sat with me, and they gave me a hang job and i came like when cardiel threw up in that kitchen. i came twice. it was wonderful.
this is amazing. i never have surreal dreams, any tips? someone should make a 'post your last dream' thread
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« Reply #30040 on: April 24, 2012, 08:52:14 PM »

I saw Jennifer Lawrence at my university, well.. Westwood, she was in line at Diddy Riese.. DAMN, she's hotter than I thought. I don't get why people would call her fat, that's how women should look. Thick but just right.
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« Reply #30041 on: April 24, 2012, 09:35:13 PM »

i had a wet dream last night. it was fantastic. i ran over what looked to be a 80 year old woman, in the neighborhood i grew up in, right by this man hole i always remembered looking at on my way to the playground. i turned the car around and it wasn't an old woman it was a young nubian girl and 10 of her cousins. they chased me through a creek and one of them was 300 feet tall, he went to grab me but i hid in between vines and tree limbs, he touched me with his finger and i grew to his height and he held my hand and we flew away, way above clouds. white clouds. i was so high up and we hit a ceiling, like the ceilings in a class room. we dropped down and i saw cities that were made of AT-AT's and cranes. we floated to a giant filing cabinet in the sky and sat on top of it and 2 beautiful giants like ourselves sat with me, and they gave me a hang job and i came like when cardiel threw up in that kitchen. i came twice. it was wonderful.
this is amazing. i never have surreal dreams, any tips? someone should make a 'post your last dream' thread

I am actually looking into this currently as I have been having some weird dreams as of recently. I am looking into self-realization in your dreams so you can manipulate what is going on. From what I have read, it is entirely possible. The closest I had had to this was a dream from a year ago that got me interested. I had this bag of seeds and I would throw the seeds and my wish would come true, so I did what I would do in reality and I wished my health teacher to the place we were at, we got to the bed and that is when the alarm woke me up....
Learning how to control an out-of-body experience would just be crazy, and I would be fucking so many bitches
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« Reply #30042 on: April 24, 2012, 10:03:36 PM »

I saw Jennifer Lawrence at my university, well.. Westwood, she was in line at Diddy Riese.. DAMN, she's hotter than I thought. I don't get why people would call her fat, that's how women should look. Thick but just right.
Lol, people call her fat (just googled her)? She's not even thick, a mix between slim/average.
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« Reply #30043 on: April 24, 2012, 10:50:06 PM »

I saw Jennifer Lawrence at my university, well.. Westwood, she was in line at Diddy Riese.. DAMN, she's hotter than I thought. I don't get why people would call her fat, that's how women should look. Thick but just right.
Lol, people call her fat (just googled her)? She's not even thick, a mix between slim/average.


She's hot.
http://i.imgur.com/ynxRSh.jpg
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« Reply #30044 on: April 24, 2012, 11:43:14 PM »

people who call averaged sized women fat are obviously virgins who only ever see naked women in pornography.
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« Reply #30045 on: April 25, 2012, 06:27:20 AM »

dream post reminded me, i had an inception style dream a few weeks ago

took a nap at home in my bad. had a dream i was skating at one of the flatground spots popular around here. then, in the dream, i went inside a bar/night club type deal (that doesn't exist anywhere near where the dream took place) and laid down on a couch, whereupon i took a nap-within-a-nap. I then had a dream, in my dream, i'll call it dream2. I then  woke up from dream2 while still in dream1, and upon waking up on this fictional couch, realized i was in a dream b/c i somehow recalled that I was sleeping in bed, not on a couch. so the rest of dream1 was a lucid dream and i was fuckin killing it on the board. definitely a first for me
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« Reply #30046 on: April 25, 2012, 11:21:59 AM »

i had a wet dream last night. it was fantastic. i ran over what looked to be a 80 year old woman, in the neighborhood i grew up in, right by this man hole i always remembered looking at on my way to the playground. i turned the car around and it wasn't an old woman it was a young nubian girl and 10 of her cousins. they chased me through a creek and one of them was 300 feet tall, he went to grab me but i hid in between vines and tree limbs, he touched me with his finger and i grew to his height and he held my hand and we flew away, way above clouds. white clouds. i was so high up and we hit a ceiling, like the ceilings in a class room. we dropped down and i saw cities that were made of AT-AT's and cranes. we floated to a giant filing cabinet in the sky and sat on top of it and 2 beautiful giants like ourselves sat with me, and they gave me a hang job and i came like when cardiel threw up in that kitchen. i came twice. it was wonderful.

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« Reply #30047 on: April 25, 2012, 11:28:28 AM »

feeling pretty fucking stoked right now for no reason
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« Reply #30048 on: April 25, 2012, 12:49:49 PM »

heading to Louisville in the morning
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« Reply #30049 on: April 25, 2012, 01:05:31 PM »

http://www.zapiks.fr/share/player.swf?autoStart=true&lang=fr&file=52372

He starts shredding the skatepark towards the end.


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« Reply #30050 on: April 25, 2012, 01:12:02 PM »

Took a photo with my phone while going pretty fast. Stoked on how it came out!
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« Reply #30051 on: April 25, 2012, 03:50:52 PM »

feeling pretty fucking stoked right now for no reason
This is the best feeling.

Getting to watch the Reds while home in Cinci for the weekend tomorrow. Only going to be there for a day and then seeing my partner's parents in Lexington for 2 days then back home. Looking at a job in Portland. Hoping.
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« Reply #30052 on: April 25, 2012, 08:16:16 PM »

Thanks Codithou.



Guess Kentucky breeds their women right.
Still stoked on that. And some Egg rolls Im eating currently.
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« Reply #30053 on: April 25, 2012, 08:23:50 PM »

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1TFqKD/:oMd309Gi:SHkPtuK-/www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2011/july/transforming_a_nintendo_64.htm/

Turning a Nintendo 64 into a handheld console.
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« Reply #30054 on: April 25, 2012, 09:35:36 PM »



I feel like I just ate my youth in a Chipotle burrito.
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« Reply #30055 on: April 26, 2012, 05:02:37 AM »

its just a rumor but we can all hope
http://www.the-fly.co.uk/news/article/1013355/are-the-smiths-set-to-reform/
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« Reply #30056 on: April 26, 2012, 04:04:23 PM »

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhWs6kV82wZn5r7TTI
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« Reply #30057 on: April 26, 2012, 09:22:45 PM »

http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/stories/albino-killer-whale-spotted-off-east-coast-of-russia

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« Reply #30058 on: April 26, 2012, 09:27:43 PM »


Omg that's gold.
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« Reply #30059 on: April 26, 2012, 09:33:16 PM »

Im stoked to drink beer today.
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