The official Bob cried and everyone else self cheered at the X dames thread.

[jalopy james]

It's hilarious that you claim "we" can't come up with a relevant arguement, when your original arguement was just as irrelevant as ours, if not more so.

2. is it wrong that you can't do near anything what Way can on a skateboard, despite the fact that you "sort of" laugh at his pain?

3. like nike says, "just do it"  so fucking kill yourself.

also, i wonder if you have a girlfriend. or is that only for your parents sake?

Contemplate suicide.

wow. i don't even think i addressed you when i was making my comments. and read the first line. that was the argument. the rest was in jest. also, learn how to spell "argument." it might make your arguEment more valid. and i actually feel bad for line 2. i would never wish anyone to kill themselves. that was in anger. i apologize.

I was watching snakes on a plane and clearly distracted, forgive me. I'd like to hear a valid arguement for the second and third points, though.

fuck, i love that movie. but like i said the rest was in jest. i appreciate the fact that we can all come here and argue about this sort of shit.  it's fun. i wanted to come here and be like the dude everyone agrees with, but fuck that. arguing is the shit! but i do think we can all agree on this, the motocross shit is dumb as hell. that'd be funny if the pole for their high jump came down wrong and impaled a dude on a dirt bike.

[Mark Snappleyard]

That wouldn't be funny at all.  Why do you want everyone to die?

[jalopy james]

hey, i never said the impaling would actually kill anyone. that would not be funny.

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but that shit is.

[Sleazy]

sadly not an actual fake account

[Mark Snappleyard]

Impale

verb
1.    pierce with a sharp stake or point; "impale a shrimp on a skewer" [syn: transfix]
2.    kill by piercing with a spear or sharp pole; "the enemies were impaled and left to die"

[Wizard Fuck]

HAHAHAHAHA you fucking kook. an AVATAR? makes a lot of sense.

dood just please get one,  I don't argue with guys who don't have avatars but i want to sit here and think of a response to what you just said. 

how about not straying from the topic and coming up with a relevant point? take your time.

how about go look for an interesting avatar,  or just leave.  I want to get "line for line,  line for line,  this is how we get down..." on your post up there,  but i can't bring myself to argue with some generic,  new,  shitty account with no avatar.  please do us all a favor jalopy james,  find an avatar.  I bet you can find a pic of d-way flexing his big muscles or something

this one's perfect

i think it captures the faggotry of his post quite nicely

shit's irrelevant. it's funny how you guys can't come up with a real life argument and just resort to name-calling. give yourself a pat on the back. but you guys are right, i should get an avatar. you can really drive a point home when someone looks up and sees a picture by your name. i should ask you your ages, but i don't feel like laughing right now. forks and knives can't bring himself to argue with my generic, new, shitty account because he DOESN'T HAVE AN ARGUMENT. your original, old, nice accounts really make you come across as someone who knows what he's talking about.

What the hell is a real life argument?

[jalopy james]

hahaha man, you children are so petty. but who cares, right? sheckler won again and lutzka's still an asshole. no homo, chris cole got robbed, yadda yadda yadda. it didn't seem as exciting as maloof, though. and did they just start to do the whole jam format in response to the maloof contest? or have they been doing that for a while now?

[ChildoftheGhetto]

hahaha man, you children are so petty. but who cares, right? sheckler won again and lutzka's still an asshole. no homo, chris cole got robbed, yadda yadda yadda. it didn't seem as exciting as maloof, though. and did they just start to do the whole jam format in response to the maloof contest? or have they been doing that for a while now?

It's been like this for at least 2 years before this one.

[Wizard Fuck]

hahaha man, you children are so petty. but who cares, right? sheckler won again and lutzka's still an asshole. no homo, chris cole got robbed, yadda yadda yadda. it didn't seem as exciting as maloof, though. and did they just start to do the whole jam format in response to the maloof contest? or have they been doing that for a while now?

First people say "Everyone on slap is old as shit" now this high and powerful bitch comes along and calls everyone "children".

[jalopy james]

hahaha man, you children are so petty. but who cares, right? sheckler won again and lutzka's still an asshole. no homo, chris cole got robbed, yadda yadda yadda. it didn't seem as exciting as maloof, though. and did they just start to do the whole jam format in response to the maloof contest? or have they been doing that for a while now?

It's been like this for at least 2 years before this one.

i don't know how i feel about the jam format. i thought it was cool to see at first, but i want to see the skaters push around more. climbing those steps everytime has to be tiring, too.

[alittleethnicsong]

when i said comparable, with regards to Danny Way's slam, i meant that i have witnessed slams that have left people a hell of a lot more physically wrecked, than what Danny Way was after...this includes witnessing, over the years, and among other things, a couple of compound fractures, a broken collar bone, and i don't know how many straight fucking K.O.s. Myself, from one slam, 3 broken ribs and a bruised liver.

hard to get up and try it again, with a fucking bone sticking out of your leg...eh? or if your fucking concussed...eh?

yeah, his slam was spectacular, and even more so, because of all of the pretty lights, and cameras,  and cheering sports fans, and fat paramedic girls running out to him...but fuck...i've witnessed worse. and than the people i've personally witnessed break a bone out of their leg, also had to figure out how to go to work that week, because they had mouths to feed.

yeah...sorry...i got into skating to avoid that whole winner/loser mentality that is necessary to exalt one human over another...

[sweets]

Vov Vurnquist is one of my favorite posters and my least favorite skater.

[jrock]

Danny Way was crying on tv today.

[SFblah]

Vov better get an organic kleenex sponsor soon.  Dudes cryin a river all over that expensive mega-ramp which means someones gonna slip and eat shit.

Hmm, for a tree-hugging hippie he is all about clearing out a whole fucking forest for a massive ramp so he can self-cheer himself into tears.

[Sleazy]

Vov better get an organic kleenex sponsor soon.

that'd be pure awsome

[StabMasterArson]

This thread is so xtreame, i don't think i can take it anymore.

[gub!!]

well maybe Bob just all of a sudden was thinking about something really sad

[Brent212]

Damn, this thread is so fucking funny that I had to create an account just so I could say that. Some of you are fucking hilarious. And I mean that in the laughing with you way as opposed to laughing at you. Although laughing with you may not be accurate, since truely funny people don't usually laugh when they say something funny.

[Mark Snappleyard]

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[piehole]

i dont know if anyone said this cause i didnt wanna read 150 comments... but at one point in the x games danny way was sliding down the mega ramp landing on his knees with both hands throwing up the horns.. possibly the most bro and gayest moment in skate history.

[Vov Vurnquist.]

Vov better get an organic kleenex sponsor soon.  Dudes cryin a river all over that expensive mega-ramp which means someones gonna slip and eat shit.

Hmm, for a tree-hugging hippie he is all about clearing out a whole fucking forest for a massive ramp so he can self-cheer himself into tears.

Vov will self cheer his balls into your Starbucks, nigga.

Get your shit packed in like Greg Ostertag against the '97 Bulls.

[wake and bacon]

i dont know if anyone said this cause i didnt wanna read 150 comments... but at one point in the x games danny way was sliding down the mega ramp landing on his knees with both hands throwing up the horns.. possibly the most bro and gayest moment in skate history.

i need footage. this sounds like a prime "skateboarding is serious business" avatar.

[andvine]

So... why are people arguing about the xgames? Those dudes are gnarly as fuck on the mega ramp. period.

[Wizard Fuck]

So... why are people arguing about the xgames? Those dudes are gnarly as fuck on the mega ramp. period.

They aren't talking about their skill on a skateboard, they are talking about how they self cheer and cry over it.

[piehole]

i dont know if anyone said this cause i didnt wanna read 150 comments... but at one point in the x games danny way was sliding down the mega ramp landing on his knees with both hands throwing up the horns.. possibly the most bro and gayest moment in skate history.

i need footage. this sounds like a prime "skateboarding is serious business" avatar.

its right after he lands his run after he ate gnarly shit i think.. you will die when you see it.. if someone could upload this gay moment i would be very happy

[Sleazy]

if someone could upload this gay moment i would be very happy

[Jack]

In all fairness it must be pretty emotional to be competing against people you've known for years in a event where every single person could potentialy DIE on every run... but that said, you don't see Jake Brown crying, or the Motorcross "bros".
I fucking cried when Anty died in Honey I Shrunk The Kids.

*edit - anyone who is genuinely surprised at the x-games being gay is a fool.