How to win a speed drinking contest

[rocklobster]

my uni is holding a party tmr at some club and one of the events is a speed drinking competition.... its going to be beer, which i have no problem drinking but a friend told me there will be cometition...

any tips on how to chug beer really fast?

[younger]

shotgun

[H8R part 4]

first off, make sure you're pounding cans.  
turn the can over and poke a hole in the bottom of the can.  
in doing this, this will allow the air to enter through the hole at the bottom of the can instead of the opening for your mouth.
cover the hole with your finger, pop the top and commence chugging.

[rocklobster]

first off, make sure you're pounding cans.  
turn the can over and poke a hole in the bottom of the can.  
in doing this, this will allow the air to enter through the hole at the bottom of the can instead of the opening for your mouth.
cover the hole with your finger, pop the top and commence chugging.

its not cans, its glasses....

[Matze]

head in the neck and goooooooooooooooooooo for it

[H8R part 4]

first off, make sure you're pounding cans.  
turn the can over and poke a hole in the bottom of the can.  
in doing this, this will allow the air to enter through the hole at the bottom of the can instead of the opening for your mouth.
cover the hole with your finger, pop the top and commence chugging.

its not cans, its glasses....

drinking out of a glass is easier than cans or bottles thats for sure.

theres no secret to pounding beer...maybe dehydrate yourself beforehand to get your thrist up?
i just drink like its going out of style.  
  

[Pelican]

learn how to open your throat so you can basically just pour it down your gullet.

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

[beeda weeda]

its actually a skkill, my friend who is in medical school, who's dad is a doctor has it figured out, you have to make your throught into a funnel, so you esentially just pour it down your throat wihhout breathing it in, he says "I openmy gullet"
he can down a pint in about 2 seconds, no lie.
understanding how to open your gullet is key

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071104135339AA1LOcm

master this, and you will be able to outdrink any big meathead you know!
good luck!

[H8R part 4]

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man know what hes talking about, hes a professional!   

[no one you know]

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man know what hes talking about, hes a professional!   

What about a speed dick sucking contest?

[H8R part 4]

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man knows what hes talking about, hes a professional!   

What about a speed dick sucking contest?

its all about the eye contact for me.
when i'm getting some head and she gives the cockcraving eyes, i almost instantly nut.

sasha grey would make me nut pretty fast, shes a cockcraving cum loving lunatic i tell ya!     
 

[Lance]

My friend used to be able to pound bottles back in 2 seconds flat.  He'd put a straw in the beer and have it angled out of the bottle then just drink the shit back in 2 gulps......kinda like this guy

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[rocklobster]

i just practiced with water but im worried about downing it into my lungs which cant be too pleasant.... 

just throwing my head back and swallowing hard works pretty well tho....

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man knows what hes talking about, hes a professional!   

What about a speed dick sucking contest?

its all about the eye contact for me.
when i'm getting some head and she gives the cockcraving eyes, i almost instantly nut.

sasha grey would make me nut pretty fast, shes a cockcraving cum loving lunatic i tell ya!    
 

you too??

[H8R part 4]

i just practiced with water but im worried about downing it into my lungs which cant be too pleasant.... 

just throwing my head back and swallowing hard works pretty well tho....

sucking dick is good practice for this technique.

this man knows what hes talking about, hes a professional!   

What about a speed dick sucking contest?

its all about the eye contact for me.
when i'm getting some head and she gives the cockcraving eyes, i almost instantly nut.

sasha grey would make me nut pretty fast, shes a cockcraving cum loving lunatic i tell ya!    
 

you too??

hells yeah!  i'd be lucky if i got my boxers off before busting a nut all over myself.

someone linked tube8.com in another thread, my girl has 2 pages of mind blowing nastiness over there.
http://www.tube8.com/search.html?q=sasha+grey
i usually just slap off at work but i was seriously considering beating it today.        

[rocklobster]

for anyone thats concerned, i came in 2nd thanks to all the instructional videos i watched on youtube....  shitty prize though, it was a bunch of vouchers.....

[beeda weeda]

that is the same technique you use to blow smoke O's

420 BUDZ BUDZ  CHRONIC  MUNCHIES

[tanhoe]

hahah!

good job on 2nd rocklobster.

[beeda weeda]

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[beeda weeda]

Shoryuken ,
you can call me Chris

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[aleksander]

you remember when everyone told you not to kill yourself? everyone's changed their minds now, including your parents.

[gordon bombay]

go wallride your dad's dick

wouldn't that be more like a pole jam? just saying.