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« on: July 07, 2006, 03:46:57 PM »
Kimberly, the pink one, was a babe then but now looks like a jaded whore from the 80's.  Didn't kick too much ass as I recall.


Rocky, the red one, was the eye candy for the little girls.  Unfortunately he was a dumb jock who always bit off more than he could chew.  Often times getting the team in sticky situations.


Billy, the blue one.  I'll let www.starpulse.com do the talking here.. "The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993-96) centered on four athletic teenagers .......... and their smart friend, Billy."


Aisha, the yellow one, also the hot Asian one.  She was prolly the sharpest of the bunch seeing as how Billy was just a tech kook.  In retrospect she was very under-appreeshiated.  Rest in peace Thuy Trang.


Zack/Adam, the black one.  At first the black ranger was a brother named Walter, who played Zack.  But the white supremacists at Fox didn't wanna give him what he was worth so he said Fuck this shit midway through the 1st season.  He was then replaced by an Asian dude named Adam, who didn't bring half the zany antics and hip hop beat boxes that Zack did.


Tommy, the green/white one, hands down the best power ranger ever.  He was even their enemy at one point.  Dude kicked so much ass.  Sure he was always injured or in cahoots with someone but maaaaaan, when his music/intro came on you knew shit was going down!  Motherfucker had a ponytail!


Oh, and who could ever forget Bulk and Skull?
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2006, 04:53:24 PM »
I was into the power rangers and then all of the sudden it became "uncool" and everyone made fun of people who liked it.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2006, 05:05:46 PM »
The first movie I ever saw in a theatre was the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie.  I was then turned onto the whole new world of movies.  Unfortunately, at the tender age of 10, I knew the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers I came to know and love, were over.
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2006, 06:08:41 PM »
te black guy sorta looks like wayne brady
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2006, 09:40:00 PM »
its time for some black on black crime!
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2006, 11:30:58 PM »
I remember my dad took me to a midnight showing of the movie for some reason.  He was bummed out that he couldn't take me because he had to work and he pursuaded my mom to let me stay up stupidly late so we could see it together.  I was probably like fucking 8 or 10 or something.  Shit was tight.  Lost interest like a few months after once everything changed completely.
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2006, 01:00:28 AM »
The red ranger does gay porn now.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2006, 01:23:51 AM »
tommy was the o.g bad cunt, he was the best.

isnt it funny how power rangers was real cool, and then just disappeared one day.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2006, 04:51:33 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2006, 07:23:06 AM »
Quote from: E.l.G on July 08, 2006, 01:00:28 AM
The red ranger does gay porn now.

for real?  man i should've done more research.
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2006, 11:41:10 AM »
Quote from: kev on July 08, 2006, 07:23:06 AM
Quote from: E.l.G on July 08, 2006, 01:00:28 AM
The red ranger does gay porn now.

for real? man i should've done more research.

yah I had heard that too, pretty weird. And also, was there ever any contraversy about the black ranger actually being black and the yellow ranger being asian? Always seemed kind of weird to me.
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2006, 04:55:20 PM »
yeah, but what about the white power ranger.
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2006, 05:26:37 PM »
"Sadly, Thuy died in a car crash while driving on a freeway in California on September 3, 2001, when she collided with another car driven by Angela Nguyen. This accident should serve as yet another tragic reminder that Asians cannot drive."

damn, wikipedia is harsh
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2006, 05:33:48 PM »
cant handle the truth, huh?
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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2006, 05:35:01 PM »
Quote from: sebastian toombs on July 08, 2006, 05:33:48 PM
cant handle the truth, huh?

the asian remark was uncalled for
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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2006, 07:35:11 PM »
I didn't believe it myself until I moved to Vancouver...
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« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2006, 11:19:48 AM »
What, that the yellow ranger died in a car accident? Vancouver really brings out the truth in matters
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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2006, 02:52:38 PM »
WHOOOOHAAA!!! Zack has ill moves, Yo!
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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2006, 11:46:50 PM »
The black ranger was in BRINK
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2006, 12:06:15 PM »
Quote from: Bubblegum Tate on July 09, 2006, 11:46:50 PM
The black ranger was in BRINK
OK!! THATS IT!!......time for a brink thread!
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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2006, 07:06:17 AM »
if i jerked off when i was 10 it would have been to kimberly
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« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2007, 06:07:07 AM »
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« Reply #23 on: May 18, 2007, 10:20:41 AM »
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Atleast it was'nt meatspin.

One halloween I was the white Ranger.
Shit was rad.
Had the talking tiger sword and everything.
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« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2007, 03:43:46 PM »
Quote from: kev on July 07, 2006, 03:46:57 PM
Kimberly, the pink one, was a babe then but now looks like a jaded whore from the 80's.  Didn't kick too much ass as I recall.


Rocky, the red one, was the eye candy for the little girls.  Unfortunately he was a dumb jock who always bit off more than he could chew.  Often times getting the team in sticky situations.


Billy, the blue one.  I'll let www.starpulse.com do the talking here.. "The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers (1993-96) centered on four athletic teenagers .......... and their smart friend, Billy."


Aisha, the yellow one, also the hot Asian one.  She was prolly the sharpest of the bunch seeing as how Billy was just a tech kook.  In retrospect she was very under-appreeshiated.  Rest in peace Thuy Trang.


Zack/Adam, the black one.  At first the black ranger was a brother named Walter, who played Zack.  But the white supremacists at Fox didn't wanna give him what he was worth so he said Fuck this shit midway through the 1st season.  He was then replaced by an Asian dude named Adam, who didn't bring half the zany antics and hip hop beat boxes that Zack did.


Tommy, the green/white one, hands down the best power ranger ever.  He was even their enemy at one point.  Dude kicked so much ass.  Sure he was always injured or in cahoots with someone but maaaaaan, when his music/intro came on you knew shit was going down!  Motherfucker had a ponytail!


Oh, and who could ever forget Bulk and Skull?



Some corrections:

The red ranger you have pictured is Jason, not Rocky, the yellow ranger pictured is Trini, not Aisha the original one from the the first 2 seasons. The original red, yellow and black rangers were replaced at the same time by Rocky, Aisha, and Adam. I turned 8 when that happened and quit watching the show.
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« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2007, 03:50:43 PM »
Quote from: ECSchris on July 08, 2006, 05:35:01 PM
Quote from: sebastian toombs on July 08, 2006, 05:33:48 PM
cant handle the truth, huh?

the asian remark was uncalled for

Dude, we can't.
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« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2007, 06:49:52 PM »
Quote from: JoshEwUhh on May 18, 2007, 10:20:41 AM
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Atleast it was'nt meatspin.

One halloween I was the white Ranger.
Shit was rad.
Had the talking tiger sword and everything.

I wanted that sword so badly when i was 8, could never get that shit and always was choked. May buy one on ebay just for spite.


I used to get the fatest nightmare about that main character bad lady who had those horns, i cant remember her name but fuck she was on a tricycle chasing me and fuckkk that, now my nightmares are about taxes and fat chicks crushing me.
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« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2007, 09:04:30 PM »
i was always a fan of the stuntwork of that show
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« Reply #28 on: May 19, 2007, 02:27:25 PM »
kimberly was a fox and my first crush.
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« Reply #29 on: May 19, 2007, 02:34:32 PM »
Power Rangers bow down to the supremacy of ULTRAMAN!

Hiyata was the shit.
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