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« Reply #570 on: June 14, 2009, 07:49:29 PM »

You think you would have the decency to actually show up on your own home court....
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« Reply #571 on: June 14, 2009, 08:34:58 PM »

shaq, tell me how my ass taste
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« Reply #572 on: June 14, 2009, 08:44:00 PM »

It's official LA has gone fucking bonkers!  People are flipping over cars and running on the god damn free way here right now.  Cops in riot gear are out and are just getting shit thrown at them from all directions.
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« Reply #573 on: June 14, 2009, 09:04:32 PM »

derek fisher pops that ass when he walks, call it a switch, like a bad bitch. his man ass gives him this weird, distracting, distaste defensive stance.
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« Reply #574 on: June 15, 2009, 07:33:46 AM »

Thread is a wrap....LAKERS!!!!
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« Reply #575 on: June 15, 2009, 08:38:48 AM »

Thread is a wrap....LAKERS!!!!
Congrats....but i still hate those fuckers
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« Reply #576 on: June 15, 2009, 09:22:14 AM »

Thread is a wrap....LAKERS!!!!

yo, what happened to "peace"?

celebrations haven't stopped yet at the crib, i flipped over someone's car like stabbin said at 7:30 this morning. that being said, i still don't think our lakers will be vindicated from 08'. they need to beat boston in the finals next year, then i'll really be celebrating. this series was never a question about if the lakers were going to win or not, just a matter of when they were. i'm real hyped about the title being back where it belongs and its been a long 7 years, but they need to successfully defend the title, hopefully against the c's.
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« Reply #577 on: June 15, 2009, 09:30:45 AM »

Thread is a wrap....LAKERS!!!!

so hyped.......... i knew we were in 5.
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« Reply #578 on: June 15, 2009, 09:37:28 AM »

Congrats to the lakers, see you next year.
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« Reply #579 on: June 15, 2009, 12:34:24 PM »

Thread is a wrap....LAKERS!!!!

yo, what happened to "peace"?

celebrations haven't stopped yet at the crib, i flipped over someone's car like stabbin said at 7:30 this morning. that being said, i still don't think our lakers will be vindicated from 08'. they need to beat boston in the finals next year, then i'll really be celebrating. this series was never a question about if the lakers were going to win or not, just a matter of when they were. i'm real hyped about the title being back where it belongs and its been a long 7 years, but they need to successfully defend the title, hopefully against the c's.

Are you kidding? A lay-up and a few free throws made and the Laker's would have been on the ass end of this series.
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« Reply #580 on: June 15, 2009, 01:32:56 PM »

basketball is a simple game really, you either make shots or you don't.
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« Reply #581 on: June 15, 2009, 02:19:28 PM »

Thread is a wrap....LAKERS!!!!

yo, what happened to "peace"?

celebrations haven't stopped yet at the crib, i flipped over someone's car like stabbin said at 7:30 this morning. that being said, i still don't think our lakers will be vindicated from 08'. they need to beat boston in the finals next year, then i'll really be celebrating. this series was never a question about if the lakers were going to win or not, just a matter of when they were. i'm real hyped about the title being back where it belongs and its been a long 7 years, but they need to successfully defend the title, hopefully against the c's.

Are you kidding? A lay-up and a few free throws made and the Laker's would have been on the ass end of this series.

that being said, they didn't pull through under pressure. even Dwight admitted to making 30+ freethrows in a row  at practice, but once the game was in play he can't make shit. just be happy it wasn't at LA... then i would have really been bummed for Orlando.
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« Reply #582 on: June 15, 2009, 04:06:12 PM »

i refuse to believe that pau gasol is a champion at anything life related. i met him off craigslist, and he sucked my dick, for god's sake.
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« Reply #583 on: June 15, 2009, 06:06:07 PM »

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« Reply #584 on: June 15, 2009, 10:18:12 PM »

basketball is a simple game really, you either make shots or you don't.

Yes but when you win because your opponent couldn't make one shot on two seperate occasions, you can't exactly say 'this series was never a question about if the lakers were going to win or not, just a matter of when they were'.
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« Reply #585 on: June 16, 2009, 12:36:12 AM »

basketball is a simple game really, you either make shots or you don't.

Yes but when you win because your opponent couldn't make one shot on two seperate occasions, you can't exactly say 'this series was never a question about if the lakers were going to win or not, just a matter of when they were'.

you can definitely say that, because it was known that the magic weren't going to come through in the clutch. those freethrow misses and courtney lee missed lay up were pretty much due because the magic were just inexperienced bitch boys from the shitter of the u.s.a., Florida.
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« Reply #586 on: June 16, 2009, 02:19:37 AM »

Hats off to the Lakers but anyone who actually watches basketball and understands it knows that the series was wayyyy closer than it looked, and easily could have went the other way if not for consistently shitty free throw shooting on the part of Orlando when it counted.
Magic surprised a lot of people this year though.
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« Reply #587 on: June 16, 2009, 05:28:38 AM »

really?! you assholes really think the orlando magic were on the same level as the los angeles lakers in this series?!! do you really think stan van gundy is going to rue all summer long about how his team didn't make ft's and if they did they would of been nba champions?!!? FUCK NO. they were simply out played by the lakers who were clearly the better team and it showed in all 4 of their wins, the magic had no answer for anything the lakers threw at them and were most definitely the more hungrier of the two. all orlando did the whole fucking time was run pick and roll on the wing to get the d moving and rotate the ball for one of their 3 pointers, if they didn't have the shot they would dump into dwight. THATS THEY'RE ONLY PLAY!! speaking of dwight, i honestly do feel bad for him, i would be pissed too if my shitty teammates could never get me the ball. they never had a set offense that could actually work against the laker defense. and fuck, don't even get me started on offense. courtney lee guarding kobe bryant?!! jj redick guarding kobe bryant?!! that's just asking to get 30 points dropped on you every fucking night. couldn't stop ariza, couldn't stop gasol, damn sure couldn't stop odom and there was nothing on this earth that was going to stop phil jackson from winning his 10th nba title.
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« Reply #588 on: June 16, 2009, 06:09:52 AM »

I hope you are all happy that Adam "towel spinin, bench warming" Morrison got probably one of the most undeserved championship rings of all time
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« Reply #589 on: June 16, 2009, 06:48:59 AM »

The season is over now. That sucks, bball is the only sport I watch on tv, now I've got nothing. The Lakers won? Shit. Good for you guys but lame for the entire rest of the league.
Orlando sucks: two final appearances in club history and only one game won and eight losses? Franchise revoked IMO.
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« Reply #590 on: June 16, 2009, 07:49:19 AM »

Turkoglu opted out of his contract, and might go back to the Spurs. Time for Tim to get number 5.
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« Reply #591 on: June 16, 2009, 07:51:34 AM »

really?! you assholes really think the orlando magic were on the same level as the los angeles lakers in this series?!! do you really think stan van gundy is going to rue all summer long about how his team didn't make ft's and if they did they would of been nba champions?!!? FUCK NO. they were simply out played by the lakers who were clearly the better team and it showed in all 4 of their wins, the magic had no answer for anything the lakers threw at them and were most definitely the more hungrier of the two. all orlando did the whole fucking time was run pick and roll on the wing to get the d moving and rotate the ball for one of their 3 pointers, if they didn't have the shot they would dump into dwight. THATS THEY'RE ONLY PLAY!! speaking of dwight, i honestly do feel bad for him, i would be pissed too if my shitty teammates could never get me the ball. they never had a set offense that could actually work against the laker defense. and fuck, don't even get me started on offense. courtney lee guarding kobe bryant?!! jj redick guarding kobe bryant?!! that's just asking to get 30 points dropped on you every fucking night. couldn't stop ariza, couldn't stop gasol, damn sure couldn't stop odom and there was nothing on this earth that was going to stop phil jackson from winning his 10th nba title.

Orlando owned LA in the regular season. I don't want to dwell on injuries, but if Jameer was never injured, I think they would have won. He scored 55 points in the 2 games vs. LA this year.
That said, LA deserved to win this.
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« Reply #592 on: June 16, 2009, 12:47:04 PM »

Of course the Lakers deserved to win and they are an incredible team, but come on, even Cliff would have to admit that series wasn't a cake walk.

Game 1: Yeah OK the Lakers whooped that ass. It wasn't even close.

Game 2: Overtime. That means it was tied at the end of regulation. That means it was fucking close. Really close. The Magic missed 7 free throws. If they make 4 or 5 of those, the game most likely doesn't even go to OT and the Magic split the series, taking away the Lakers home court advantage. Also Courtney Lee's miss on that incredible in-bounds play right before the buzzer, you know, the one Gasol goaltended on? Stuck his hand up through the rim on? Yeah, basket interference, that one. If that shot goes down, no OT and the Magic get the split in L.A.

Game 3: The Magic win.

Game 4: Another Overtime game. If you're keeping score, that's half the games in the series so far. Teams that are not even close to each other's skill level usually tend to not play heated games that end up going into overtime. If one team is far superior to the other, they usually tend to kick the shit out of that team, not go into an extra period after regulation. Also, the Magic missed 15 free throws. FIFTEEN FREE THROWS. Even making half of those would have been decisive, you can't say it didn't affect the outcome of the game when it clearly did. Also, Orlando was up by 5 with 38 seconds to play in the 4th. Does that sound like Laker domination? The Magic choked it away when they let Fisher march up the court unmolested and gave him room to shoot that three. Also, Howard missed two free throws right before the Fisher three, he makes one at least and it's a two-possession game at that point with 11 seconds to go and the Lakers aren't playing for the tie. Anyway, GREAT shot, but they should have fucking fouled him or at least played D to the point of making him earn that shit. Fisher fucking rules though, I can't front, he's clutch personified.

Game 5: Was never contested, Lakers win the series.

OK, so half of their four wins were blowouts basically, but the other two were fucking overtime games!
Overtime games that easily could have went the other way, and they're goddamned lucky that they didn't.

My point is the Lakers didn't exactly dominate the Magic, now did they?
I just don't see how anyone could say that the Magic weren't competitive when they were only a couple of plays away from being up 3-1 instead of down 3-1.

It's just weird to see people talking that shit about the Lakers dominating and how the Magic weren't on their level when clearly they were pretty goddamned competitive.

The Lakers came through when it mattered most and they definitely deserved to win it, but even their most devoted fans (at least the non-delusional ones) would tell you that shit was not easy.
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« Reply #593 on: June 17, 2009, 03:19:39 PM »

hi, we're the world champions; we have pau gasol, adam morrisson, luke walton, and a nigga named shannon.
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« Reply #594 on: June 24, 2009, 09:27:47 PM »

SHAQ TO CAVS

http://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/2009/06/25/shaq_cavs/
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« Reply #595 on: June 24, 2009, 10:33:23 PM »

shaq to cavs is going to be such a nightmare for us kobe fans. before the fucking season starts all you'll hear is shaq saying how much better james is and blah blah blah. atleast for the cavs sake they got someone to contain dwight howard, which is what this trade was about. but i think the best trade so far has been the spurs for richard jefferson trade, it's going to be fucking frightening next season. chances are bowen is going to be released and they'll just resign him on some shitty deal. so they lose frankenstein (kurt thomas) and that other scrub back up center. i'm hoping dallas, who made a great trade yesterday as well, will come up with rip hamilton.
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« Reply #596 on: June 25, 2009, 07:05:39 AM »

I can't believe Shaquille is on his 5th team! He better not show up fat and out of shape at the end of October.
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« Reply #597 on: June 25, 2009, 02:51:11 PM »

shaq makes me sick. first dwade's dick, amare's and nash's, now bron's?? shits ridiculous. and what the fuck, vince carter to the magic, and amare possibly to golden state? crazy day to say the least
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« Reply #598 on: June 25, 2009, 03:06:14 PM »

PHX should have kept Shaq and gotten the fuck rid of Kerr.
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« Reply #599 on: June 25, 2009, 05:25:29 PM »

phx is rebuilding, it was ridiculous to have some old high paying player like shaq on their team. shaqs a fuckin' ring chaser. dudes on every 20 year "superstar" guards dick. kobe, dwayne, now lebron.
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