Vov Vurnquist

[masturskater]

My flow was way better, why the fuck did you delete it? So you guys can pretend to be Homer Simpson? Fucking frat-boys.

Its funny that youre pissed about being not funny.

FUNNY?
SHIT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY. I hate bitches that see some oppurtunity to be creative and grab some wack shit and flip it, thinking that shits acceptable. IT AIN'T. Chris Hansen reps the Beta's or Sigma's and Bob don't shit organic excellence because that fool doesn't even eat. KNOW YOUR SHIT.

[Chad Fernandez]

My flow was way better, why the fuck did you delete it? So you guys can pretend to be Homer Simpson? Fucking frat-boys.

Its funny that youre pissed about being not funny.

FUNNY?
SHIT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY. I hate bitches that see some oppurtunity to be creative and grab some wack shit and flip it, thinking that shits acceptable. IT AIN'T. Chris Hansen reps the Beta's or Sigma's and Bob don't shit organic excellence because that fool doesn't even eat. KNOW YOUR SHIT.

I had this ill flow they took off, because I guess it ruined the precious thread. Sony MDR Headphones posted right after me, "Way to shit on the best Slap thread in Months," next Biggums posted, "All in good fun." Also someone at the end posted something like "lets wait for the rebuttle", thats whats up. I'm pissed because that shit was money. And all y'all who read know it. Fuck that proves hip-hop is dead, because fucking haters delete shit. Whatever.


something like....

You thought you didn't know gargoyles know how to rap, cocaine is a hell of a drug, so is SLAP.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Shut up jackass. The point was you're ruining a beautiful thread.

[mr. otsu]

My flow was way better, why the fuck did you delete it? So you guys can pretend to be Homer Simpson? Fucking frat-boys.

Its funny that youre pissed about being not funny.

FUNNY?
SHIT AIN'T FUCKIN FUNNY. I hate bitches that see some oppurtunity to be creative and grab some wack shit and flip it, thinking that shits acceptable. IT AIN'T. Chris Hansen reps the Beta's or Sigma's and Bob don't shit organic excellence because that fool doesn't even eat. KNOW YOUR SHIT.

I had this ill flow they took off, because I guess it ruined the precious thread. Sony MDR Headphones posted right after me, "Way to shit on the best Slap thread in Months," next Biggums posted, "All in good fun." Also someone at the end posted something like "lets wait for the rebuttle", thats whats up. I'm pissed because that shit was money. And all y'all who read know it. Fuck that proves hip-hop is dead, because fucking haters delete shit. Whatever.


something like....

You thought you didn't know gargoyles know how to rap, cocaine is a hell of a drug, so is SLAP.

rawbuttson is a gargoyle? 

[Chad Fernandez]

Shut up jackass. The point was you're ruining a beautiful thread.

first of all jackass is hella wack, I'm sober, no I'm not, I troll harder, than a 40ft line pulling in bass, but its all about the base, and a chocolate blunt to the face fuck a whole paragraph I'll kill it like cauk, point, and blast BLAUGH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

[SFblah]

Shut up jackass. The point was you're ruining a beautiful thread.

first of all jackass is hella wack, I'm sober, no I'm not, I troll harder, than a 40ft line pulling in bass, but its all about the base, and a chocolate blunt to the face fuck a whole paragraph I'll kill it like cauk, point, and blast BLAUGH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!

You're actually the real Chad Fernandez aren't you?

[biggums mcgee]

Chad's begging like run DMC, 'I'm not rodney dangerfield so give me respect!' Don't sweat it Fernandez, I'll battle you if you want

[Sony MDR V2 headphones]

He actually thinks he can be funny enough to come back...

[Chad Fernandez]

He actually thinks he can be funny enough to come back...

Don’t call it a come back
some wanna act like a bitch
results with a slap on the wrist
but I stab in the back
fuck revenge
I don’t have to take shit from jock heads
y’all hella fake
Biggums wanna rap ain’t that some shit he probably doesn’t skate, HA! Gotcha bitch! GARGOYLES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MexicanSpaniard]

I don't rap chaz.

[frig deuce]

He actually thinks he can be funny enough to come back...

Don’t call it a come back
some wanna act like a bitch
results with a slap on the wrist
but I stab in the back
fuck revenge
I don’t have to take shit from jock heads
y’all hella fake
Biggums wanna rap ain’t that some shit he probably doesn’t skate, HA! Gotcha bitch! GARGOYLES FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ahlee]

alright, i think chads done..

moving on..

[brooklyn brawler]

Chad, imagine this water was your asshole.

[Chad Fernandez]

You mean a bunch of lions licking my ass? Thats the life of a Gargoyle. You can't fuck with me motherfucker, I'll ollie over this whole fucking forum no-look bitch.

[Chad Fernandez]

First try too.

[MexicanSpaniard]

Chaz:
what's your ethnic heritage
how tall are you
what's your weight
last freestyle battle you lost
shoe size
Heinies in one night
beer or ass
prefered pant
barber
?

[Chad Fernandez]

Check my fucking 411 dumbass

[sebastian toombs]

chad,

    how did you feel when ed templeton called you "chud" in that slam city jam video?

your friend,

st

[sergioflorez]

best pic in a while

[danker]

come back vov

[James Joyce]

I miss Pontoon Boat. 

[bentmode]

catch em up at 2 am leavin comments on my Xanga

[beardface]

thank you for bringing this thread back. how is this not in classic?

[Chris Hansen is back]

Who dat, still standing?

Oh shit, it's me.

Chris fuckin' Handsome. Outstanding.

Vov on some O.J. shit. Capricorn one, B-film, fake lunar crash landing.


When that big dickked fool wants to expose his I.P. again, and post, I'll be right here.

[Hola]

i wish this thread was a real place that we could visit and watch this shit in real life

[Snickers]

CLASSIC SLAP. PLZ!!!

[Vov Vurnquist.]

Who dat, still standing?

Oh shit, it's me.

Chris fuckin' Handsome. Outstanding.

Vov on some O.J. shit. Capricorn one, B-film, fake lunar crash landing.


When that big dickked fool wants to expose his I.P. again, and post, I'll be right here.

seanapaul, nigga.

your shits weak like that nigga that took Joey Greco's place on Cheaters.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bipsmound]

If I had to choose sides, I'd definitely cross the line in the sand to the Vurnquist Islands and flee from Camp Hansen.  The Vurnquist Islands is a striking getaway destination where anything goes.  That means that the long arm of the law (and Chris Hansen's snooping nose) aren't a part of the game there, just like Thailand.

[Chris Hansen is back]

^ Rap or GTFO.


This goes out to that trife ass role playing white boy, Vovert V.

The way Vov smoke dick, you’d think he’s Jeffery Stryker
When all Hanz on deck, Chris Number 1 like William Riker
At the Neverland Organic Ramp, kids decked out in chaps like they was bikers.

When Handsome tap ass he always Crusher like Wesley
Vov takin’ cues from the Ex of that bitch, Lisa-Marie Presley
Kids getting drunk on Jesus Juice, send Vov to Sing Sing, make it expressly.

Resistance is futile, so Chris break out the Astroglide.
Vov smash his child bride’s dried divide raw hyde, then cast aside.
Four consecutive life sentences. Chance of parole? Fuck it. Denied.

Roddenberry life.




-You know the name.