"crazed chimp ripped off woman's face"

[UncleBobo]

[vicky]

It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.

thats what i was talking about in my post. this shit gave me nightmares for fucking ever. i couldnt go to a zoo and i still cant watch them in movies

[max power]

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.

same shit, different smell. they are all creepy as fuck.

[sweatloaf]

In one of my classes we ere watching planet earth and they showed a group of chimps going cannibal on a baby chimp from another group. Scientists have no idea why they do this either

because baby chimps taste delicious

[chordsincords]

bring tha guns! bring all tha guns, and get me some shtogies

[sven thorkel]

big lurch got chimp minions to do his dirty work on the outside. BIG LURCH INCREASE THE MURDER RATE!!!!

[grimcity]

It's not unheard of... some of you might remember this:
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

If anyone remembers the Big Brother with the chimp skating on the cover, inside the Hollywood-movie-animal-trainer mentioned that once they get into adulthood, they have to give them up to zoos or other places because they get super aggressive and unpredictable.

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.

thats what i was talking about in my post. this shit gave me nightmares for fucking ever. i couldnt go to a zoo and i still cant watch them in movies

Agh, that's what I get for glossing over and not reading. I pulled an ABP right here in the same thread!

[gravel pitch]

All of this reminds me of this I saw a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM
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Chimps don't fuck around.

[Just Green Enough]

All of this reminds me of this I saw a while ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7XuXi3mqYM

Chimps don't fuck around.

whoa.

[AfroSheen]

I want pix of the face!

[grimcity]

I want pix of the face!

[CigaretteBeer]

R.I.P. Travis

[GAY!GAY!GAY!]

anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

[gravel pitch]

anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

"idiot" is five letters too.

[Nihilist]

Also, chimps aren't monkeys.

same shit, different smell. they are all creepy as fuck.

agreed. I like animals, but monkeys always seemed creepy and unpleasent to be around.

[AfroSheen]

They belong in the zoo, not people's homes

[grimcity]

They belong in the zoo, not people's homes

They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

[CeeyMar]

They belong in the zoo, not people's homes

They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.

[RightCoastBiased]

Lock me up in a cage and I'd do the same shit.

[grimcity]

They belong in the zoo, not people's homes

They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.

Hell you're telling me... I don't recall chimps being addressed in Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z. I need to find that dude's email address.

[Prison Wallet]

I know better than to fuck with the little buggers but part of me is pulling for the monkeys.

And Conquest of the Planet of the Apes came out in 1974, people should know better by now.

[RightCoastBiased]

They belong in the zoo, not people's homes

They like the jungle, too... though they would seem handy to keep around during the 2012 Zombiepocalypse, assuming that Chimps don't turn into zombies, which could be pretty goddamned likely now that I think about it, them being almost identical to us genetically and all. A fucking zombie chimp, as if the regular human zombies aren't bad enough, right?

Thanks grim my zombie nightmares are going to get a whole lot worse now that zombie monkeys are going to be thrown into the mix.

Hell you're telling me... I don't recall chimps being addressed in Zombie Survival Guide or World War Z. I need to find that dude's email address.

While I don't consider 28 days later rage things zombies, monkeys are to be feared in 2012. Certainly they are susceptible to anything humans are.

I personally do not want to deal with zombie silver back gorillas, that shit scares me.

And living in Alameda County, CA i am fucked. Since you can't get fucking guns here for shit. Time to move north or back east and stock up. 

[kilgore.]

Lock me up in a cage and I'd do the same shit.

[frisco]

anyone think it's a coincidience that "chimp" and "queer" are both 5 letter words

"idiot" is five letters too.

hahaha thats fucking hilarious, new sigarette

[sergioflorez]

this pic is of someone else attacked by a chimp. same damage was done to the recent victim.

recording of 9-11 call

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXK8Y_62Ysw
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[alienlurkshop]

this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness

[TheDudeAbides]

chimps are legal pets?

[Gomez]

this pic is of someone else attacked by a chimp. same damage was done to the recent victim.

recording of 9-11 call
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXK8Y_62Ysw

that is so fucked, i feel bad for the dude.

[sergioflorez]

this happened 10 minutes from where i live. crazyness

10 minutes? i thought you live in wesport. this went down a few blocks from where i'm living.

[RaunchyKid]

Slap posters always post the weirdest/fucked up/funniest news.

I feel bad for that woman. So, if her face was "ripped off", would that make her look like that man from Hannibal? I'm not trying to be an asshole. It's a serious question.