Have YOU ever made a chick squirt?

[Waxer]

"I had it posted but decided to delete it, I don’t want to piss myspace off, but if you want to see it email me at livelikeluke@gmail.com, I will email it to you. Its ridiculously hot."

Did somebody write him to get the pic already?

[Goblinshark]

I actually use this technique every time, but I always stop when she closes her legs. Next time I'm prying the fuckers open. I swear by it for giving them an orgasm though. My record is 3 but I think with his added information I or anyone could go higher.

[loophole]

No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

you're the raddest dude

it does.

if you're getting some traction on a move you're making with a girl, move in as if you're about to tell her a secret, and kiss the fuck out of her ear for a second or two. pretty much failsafe.

[sweets]

No and I also would not like to be shit on, spit on or farted on.

the hells wrong with you?  Not even spit?!  

Call me crazy, but I am completely a fan of a freaky ass chick spitting on my dick while blowing me off.

I'm weird? I don't know.

[Pug Life]

Soooooooooo many sig worthy quotes in this thread.

[gordon bombay]

at work so i havent read anyones replies but, yes i have and she was a lesbian too.

[MexicanSpaniard]

^ Have you ever made a girl squirt from her butt during sex?

Do not go anywhere near anal excretions.

[Babes R us]

girls can be pretty disgusting

[skate_bored]

Fuck, I wish! I want to get blasted right in my motherfuckin goddamn face.

hahaha this thread is fucking priceless. and no i havent. i dont even think ive given a chick an orgasm from sex. they always stop and say they feel like they are going to pee.

[Tarquin]

unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

[Boston.]

No, but a girl today told me that a good trick was to play with girls ears. It "gets them all wet." I'll have to try that :]

you're the raddest dude

it does.

if you're getting some traction on a move you're making with a girl, move in as if you're about to tell her a secret, and kiss the fuck out of her ear for a second or two. pretty much failsafe.

i always feel like such a little kid when i try the ear move

i've been on a mission to make a girl squirt all over my face. every time i hear that one of my friends did it i get pumped for them, so i can only imagine how psyched i am going to be when i get it to work

[mudbutt]

unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

sounds like someone needs to test this theory..


and for the squirting, my last girlfriend did it all the time and it was a lot each time. It became more of a hassle than anything i would say because of all the sheet washing and prep work that had to be done. by prep work i mean laying towels down before we did the did. But i will agree with some of you that it can be pretty cool.

[bentmode]

unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

sounds like someone needs to test this theory..


and for the squirting, my last girlfriend did it all the time and it was a lot each time. It became more of a hassle than anything i would say because of all the sheet washing and prep work that had to be done. by prep work i mean laying towels down before we did the did. But i will agree with some of you that it can be pretty cool.

dude thats why you buy one of those piss things that kids have for when they piss the bed.

[Bipsmound]

You mean a chamberpot?  Those are da bomb.  Chamberpots all day.

[fattygay]

i have never made a girl squirt 

[Des Esseintes]

I'm gonna try this on a girl I know this weekend.

I'll keep you updated on the results.

[Lance]

There was some dirty talk, with one of the statements being "I want your pussy to squirt all over me." 

I think I say that every weekend during drunk sex...I guess I say some pretty random shit, I should record said dirty talk...

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

yeah last year, it was so uncalled for, it poured all over my crotch, my dick smelt like her puss for 3 days, the end

Why did you not bathe?

I would guess its because it smells better than raisins soaked in vinegar.

And I had something like Unclebobo, where the girl is pouring juices all over me, but I don't think it was an actual squirt. I think it was just a juicy girl. Didn't wear a condom once with her, and when I pulled out, my dick looked like my fingers used  to when I would stay in a bath too long.

[iwshilvdnfinland]

not quite a squirt, but i recall during some sexing, her being on top and just seriously letting go of something all over me and shaking.  it was the coolest thing ever.  orgasms a plenty, but never pulled off the spiderman clutch, and i certainly tried.  i'll get back to this thread in 2 weeks when she's home.

[bentmode]

You mean a chamberpot?  Those are da bomb.  Chamberpots all day.

its more of a heating blanket with out the magical heat gnomes.

[Corby Tender]

I've had my share of "juicy" girls...never a full-on squirter, though.

Either way, here's a technique I use to pleasure a woman that seems to do the trick during sexin': When you're on top facing one another, position yourself in a way in which your hip bones are a little higher up than hers.  When you do this you'll be thrusting in a downward motion, rubbing up on her clit the whole time.  The women will love you for this.

[PumpkinEsc0bar]

unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

I once fucked a girl while needing to piss, and I was 80% sure I did in in her, and I was just thinking to myself like.. "my god i justpissed in this girls pussy. she's going to die." or this is just going to be the most embarassing thing. luckily I didn't.. I heard they can really die from that.

and as for squirting, I like my share of freaky-weird stuff but I think squirting is nasty. I thnk I would just retaliate with some vomit honestly.

[jesus0nvi4gra]

Full on rushing waters is pretty high on my Bucket List.

[TrifeAquatic]

One night with a German girl, in college.  Eating my way to her heart,  She came,  a big mouthfull.
I looked like a chip munk and kissed her with it, cause I didn't know what was going on,
and it didn't taste like anything.  I asked her if she came and she laughed, trembling.
I didn't know shit,  but apparently I had some amount of skill.

Art Class Alyson too.  She would just gush and I'd think about baseball while she would repeatedly cum.
11 times once,  and Im just a normal dude.
That was kinda cool.  But every girl is different and they don't all gush like that,  or we'd all be washing our
sheets more than once a month.  SOme girls can't even eeek out a single orgasm,  and that is a bummer.

P.S. I like this thread.  Good memories.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

One night with a German girl, in college.  Eating my way to her heart,  She came,  a big mouthfull.
I looked like a chip munk and kissed her with it, cause I didn't know what was going on,
and it didn't taste like anything.  I asked her if she came and she laughed, trembling.
I didn't know shit,  but apparently I had some amount of skill.

Art Class Alyson too.  She would just gush and I'd think about baseball while she would repeatedly cum.
11 times once,  and Im just a normal dude.
That was kinda cool.  But every girl is different and they don't all gush like that,  or we'd all be washing our
sheets more than once a month.  SOme girls can't even eeek out a single orgasm,  and that is a bummer.

P.S. I like this thread.  Good memories.

Its funny how different girls react so differently to the same stuff. Some girls make you feel gangster as fuck, the others make you feel like you can't. I've been there when your mouth fills up with her woman juice. I just start spitting it out all over the place. She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

[beardface]

She can't complain about it being gross- she's shooting pussy juice at your face.

SON OF A BITCH!
lols for hours.
sig.

[bumptobar]

unrelated but I have a "friend" who used to think that if you piss inside a girl's vagina while your cock is in there, the vagina closes up and cuts your cock off.

I once fucked a girl while needing to piss, and I was 80% sure I did in in her, and I was just thinking to myself like.. "my god i justpissed in this girls pussy. she's going to die." or this is just going to be the most embarassing thing. luckily I didn't.. I heard they can really die from that.

Fucking while having to piss real bad will just make you bust easier. And i wonder what would happen if you did actually piss while inside.  All i know is it would probably feel great.

[skate_bored]

One night with a German girl, in college.  Eating my way to her heart,  She came,  a big mouthfull.
I looked like a chip munk and kissed her with it, cause I didn't know what was going on,
and it didn't taste like anything.  I asked her if she came and she laughed, trembling.
I didn't know shit,  but apparently I had some amount of skill.

Art Class Alyson too.  She would just gush and I'd think about baseball while she would repeatedly cum.
11 times once,  and Im just a normal dude.
That was kinda cool.  But every girl is different and they don't all gush like that,  or we'd all be washing our
sheets more than once a month.  SOme girls can't even eeek out a single orgasm,  and that is a bummer.

P.S. I like this thread.  Good memories.

wait, you're telling me you cupped your mouth over one of those porno style pussy volcano eruptions? somebody gnar this man.

[oyolar]

oh my god-this thread is amazing. hilarious. make this classic slap. please.

[Doctor Handsome]

"my god i justpissed in this girls pussy. she's going to die."