Fat Chick Story Thread

[nice weather]

a few months ago, my bud brought some girls over to my place after a social, just to have drinks and shit.  one was aight, he was on the couch with her and the other was a fatty who i ignored all night.  im in the kicthen making perogies and she comes in and asks if i want to snuggle.  i take it as an invite for sex and im kind of drunk so after finishing my perogies i go and get a condom and meet her in the computer room.  she starts kissing me and i take off my shirt.  her shirt has about 40 fucking buttons on it and shes struggling to get it off then after a minute, gets frustrated, and rips it off.  so im sucking her tits and shes playing with my dick, im trying to get hard when my buddy opens the door, "what the fuck close the door!" i yell.  then her friend opens the door and now im pissed off.  i didnt even stick it in her yet and shes like "i cant do this i have a boyfriend".  great, so i call a cab and shes standing outside with her ripped up shirt.  i thought that was gonna be the end of it but apparently shes dating a dude who i know through a friend and we were supposed to play on the same beer league hockey team this year.  word gets out "i fucked his girl", now im kicked off that team.  last week i went to go watch one of their games and after the bf gets off the ice he runs up the bleachers and clocks me on my fucking eyebrow.  i wanted to push him down the stairs but i mean i feel kind of bad for the dude, i didnt even know they were dating when i did that shit.  anyways, i learnt 2 things from all of this: 1, fat girls are the sluttiest and 2, be secretive when you fuck one, lol

nothing but lose

gnard

[gnarnel]

There's this one fatty that I used to fuck around with because she had crazy big fat chick tits, a cute face, and gave the most insane blowjobs ever. I've talked about her before on here. Well one time I went out for me and my friends' regular wednesday wing night, got into some pitchers, and got pretty fuckin drunk. When I got home I decided I wanted to get more wasted, but I was too drunk to drive, the beer store was too far to walk to, and it was winter so I couldn't ride my bike or my skateboard. So I called up this fatty who I hadn't talked to in months, and was like "Come pick me up. Call when you get outside." I had her at my beck and call so she did what I said, and I got in her parents' mini-van and was like "You're gonna drive me to the beer store then you're gonna suck my dick."

So she drove me to the beer store, and I cracked a tall can as I was walking out the door and got into the van and was like "Okay go to my place now." So then I grabbed her hand and put it on my crotch so she rubbed my dick through my pants on the way home. Then we got to my house and she gave me a long ass blowjob while I chugged tall Buds and whipped the cans at the wall when I was done them.

And then she folded my laundry.

its men like you that i look up to and hope that one day be like. thank you.

[poopmonkey]

There's this one fatty that I used to fuck around with because she had crazy big fat chick tits, a cute face, and gave the most insane blowjobs ever. I've talked about her before on here. Well one time I went out for me and my friends' regular wednesday wing night, got into some pitchers, and got pretty fuckin drunk. When I got home I decided I wanted to get more wasted, but I was too drunk to drive, the beer store was too far to walk to, and it was winter so I couldn't ride my bike or my skateboard. So I called up this fatty who I hadn't talked to in months, and was like "Come pick me up. Call when you get outside." I had her at my beck and call so she did what I said, and I got in her parents' mini-van and was like "You're gonna drive me to the beer store then you're gonna suck my dick."

So she drove me to the beer store, and I cracked a tall can as I was walking out the door and got into the van and was like "Okay go to my place now." So then I grabbed her hand and put it on my crotch so she rubbed my dick through my pants on the way home. Then we got to my house and she gave me a long ass blowjob while I chugged tall Buds and whipped the cans at the wall when I was done them.

And then she folded my laundry.

its men like you that i look up to and hope that one day be like. thank you.

visually pictured this in my head while reading. great writing!

[mad]

sounds like you'll never get rid of that girl now. down the street? virgin? danger.

Yeah Im gonna have to agree...Your pretty much fucked she's gonna be wanting to hang out more and more and then soon enough you will be dating that fat slob

Or he can be a dick to her outright and just hurt her feelings instead.

..................unfortunately sancho, you were right. barr's an asshole...

[pancake man]

two years later...?

[Zurg]

hahaha too sick. how'd you even find the post?

[busey]

hahaha, "Posted by: mad "

[saucy ragu]

Did a woman finally make her way on her for some revenge? The man cave is being infiltrated.

[duffmanshredder]

[pugmaster]

That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.

[alrightythen]

I met the chick on myspace cause the picture of her face looked cute...I should've known better though because it was the "hide the fat" angle, anyways turns out she lived down the street from me and we would talk at night, she was pretty cool and nice, even sent me a pic of her tits while i was at work. Anyway I invite her over to my house and she tells me to meet her at mcdonalds (of course). I get there and I see her and she was bigger than I expected, but she had pretty eyes and those fat chick tits watson always talks about. We go to my house and smoke some bowls and proceed to watch watchmen while laying on my bed, I'm stoned and I don't feel like re-watching that shit so I make a move and start making out with her which leads to us getting naked and she gives me some bomb head and whatever. I get on top and notice that she had the wettest pussy I had ever felt, and my fingers went in there super easy, and it just looked like...a different muff then what i've seen before, but anyway we end up fucking and that shit was some hard work (challenges are fun), turns out she was a virgin too. after that I walk her halfway home and I told her I had to bounce, I walked home confused about if it was awesome or not, but then it was pussy, so I agreed it was awesome.

damn barr.  you must be very satisfied after telling the internet world this. good thing she doesn't come on here and talk about the little satisfaction she got from fucking you..little. in so many ways. nah. fat chicks wouldnt do that. Dont be phased. The fat chick from across the street will never talk to you again, k? have a nice life cartier.(:

this has to be some joke!!!!

[InternetDaddy]

I gotta say, I'm a fan of big girls. Well, only if they have big tits and a big ass. They tend to give better head, put in more effort in bed, and just be a little kinkier in general. No complaints here!

[steve]

I gotta say, I'm a fan of big girls. Well, only if they have big tits and a big ass. They tend to give better head, put in more effort in bed, and just be a little kinkier in general. No complaints here!

i like my women healthy, brother, but fat chicks suck. I haven't found an even ratio between fat chicks V good looking/ at least properly proportioned chicks in the categories of better head and effort in bed.

Out of the fatties i've had a couple were straight lousy fucks, one gave amazing dome and was kinky as fuck (this broad was gnar but turned me the fuck on for whatever reason), and one was good in the sack.

If a fattie isn't good at what she's doing it's truly disgusting to think about, look at. It's like while you're doing it, it's soon over because you've got to stop and say "sorry. just not feeling it."

[Beeda Weeda]

i like a girl with at least an ass on her, tits arent tha timportant but are great if they are there.
when a girl has a good ration o ftits to ass, she is counterbalnced, therefore awsome.

[brownjenkin]

The ass, hip and thigh area of a woman holds much power over me; my eyes immediately go there. I've been with girls who have enough in that department that some dudes would consider too much. I don't ever really consider a woman fat unless her gut is getting gnarly. A little padding in the mid section is a-ok by me.

Small waist and big ass all the way.

[Tale Crab]

Tits are optional (soft please), but there's no excuse for lack of ass.

[Beeda Weeda]

fat shoulders, back, gut, or gross ankles are the oly things that are fat on a woman.


there is nothing worse than a fat broad with a flat ass.

[Hannity]

ok crappy story but i read the whole thread and felt obligated to give my two cents since i have a relevant tale. so freshman year of college, there was this chunky-nasty indian/middle eastern chick who lived on the floor above me. our dorm had a pretty good open door policy so everybody pretty much chilled with each other. well within the first few weeks it was pretty clear that this girl had taken a liking to me, she would always stop by my room just to chat and she texted me a lot, plus everybody else was saying she liked me alot. so i told myself that i would resist all advances by this chick and try to keep things civil, i never really want to hurt people's feelings. i'll just try to keep my distance from her.

one friday night a few weeks into the semester, most people from my dorm are down in one guy's room pregaming for a frat party. basicaly just 10 kids in a room killing a handle of smirnoff. well chunky girl is there and she invites me up to her room because she says she has some good rum. i wasn't that blitzed so i could kind of tell where she was going with this, but like an idiot i walk out with her anyway and go up to her room. she tells me we're going to play a game. we're gonna watch harold and kumar and everytime they swear, we're gonna take a shot of malibu. that lasts like 10 minutes and by this point im definitely double digits in shots and ready for the party.

we go down and meet eveyrone else, who all think i've been up there mackin it with her, which i wasn't, just tryna exploit a fatty for some rum. we head to the party and hit the dancefloor immediately. chunky gal starts gettin real physical with me, grabbin gropin, tryna kiss me on the dancefloor. some asshole from my floor starts taking pictures all paparazzi style and i hit the camera and push it hard into his face, he gets pissed and tries to swing at me. frat dudes come over and throw us out. i'm walkin back to the dorm pissed as shit tryna cool down and get level headed but i'm too drunk for that. chunky gal comes up and walks with me, says she got some weed back at her room, we can just blaze there and take it easy. i'm way more down to blaze than drink, so i happiily oblige. we get back to her place and with booze goggles on this girl went from a 3 to a 5. huge improvement. we're on her bed, yadayadayada, we're naked and i'm crossfaded as fuck tryna smush with her. she was not one of those chicks who hides her weight well. she wore most of it on her belly. gnarly rolls and everything. at least her pussy was trimmed. after about 3 minutes she realizes i'm too gone for smashing and wants to keep making out instead. i offer to go down on her but she's real uptight about that and says she doesn't let anyone do that to her. so i give up and crash next to her. she was pretty understanding about it. i'll never forget how saccharine sweet her room smelled. like overpowering.

next day it was the biggest news that i had spent the night with her and i got shit from my buddies for the rest of the year about it.

[skateordie]

That fat girl was a mistake. Frats, they're unforgivable.

[BMC]

Back in 2000 my buddy took me up to Peoria, IL where he was visiting his girlfriend and kept telling me about her pretty roommate, so I was into it.  We got there and yeah she was pretty, and pretty big.  She did have a nice face, but what got me was that she had the foulest mouth and was kinda fun to hang out with.  Anyways, I ended up in a hotel bed with her and we were both a little boozed up, but we were still getting ready to go out to the bars.  Anyways, she is laying on the bed and I am taking a shower and I come out with a towel on to get my clothes to change and she is into it, she kept trying to grab my towel and I am telling her to let me get my clothes but kinda being funny about it.  She ended up getting the towel off and it pretty much went from there.  She is the only big girl I've been with, so I don't have much to base it on, but all the smelly rumors and shit like that weren't true.  Plus when I was fucking her she made comments about her size.  "you like my big tits flopping in your face" and "smack my fat ass" stuff like that.  It was fun though.  My friend tried to give me shit about it, and I was all "you can give me all the shit you want, I had a good fucking time and would do it again sober"  and i did a night or two later.

I'm from Peoria, IL and the fatties know how to fucking party here it's really funny at the bars

[MostlyLurkin']

The following happened when I was i elementary school.. There was this one fat, nasty, discusting girl with a matching personality who was wearing white pants this one day.. And, all of a sudden, she got her first case of the period.. In class. On her chair. In her white pants. Some of the guys was litterally hanging out of the window and puking. True story!

..this same girl actually made her fucking dog bite me in the face once to! nearly bit my eye out

[ice nine]

^yuck!!

Not sex related, and probably posted it before, but we had a math substitute in grade 11 for a couple weeks, ms. Henderson. She looked a lot like the old woman from requiem for a dream, just 300-400 pounds heavier. She wore a mumu daily and was more boring than an average math teacher.I sat at the back of the class.

One day she was writing on the board, and when she lifted her hand to write, the chalk caught the bottom of the mumu and lifted it all the way to breast level, revealing her giant granny panties, complete with disgusting flab sprawling out of her swollen midsection in every direction possible. And also the bottom of her non-matching bra. Only half or so of the class was paying attention, and the whole incident was just the blink of an eye. Similar to the subliminal cock frames in the theatre in fight club, those that were paying attention winced and moaned and the others had no idea it had happened.

[Mundungus]

Is it bad that I'm having a hard time stomaching my meal whilst reading this thread?

[MostlyLurkin']

Is it bad that I'm having a hard time stomaching my meal whilst reading this thread?

I would say that is a good thing