THE DR. NEWTON 2.0 EXPOSED THREAD

[FACE!]

All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.

seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account

[Battle]

although this is pretty awesome I'm kind of bummed he focused his account, I'll miss the dental plan spam in all his threads.

[vegan*shawn]

Chris and I don't see eye to eye on anything, but I kind of feel bad for the kid. I guess when you are a dick all the time though and hurt some feelings, people are going to want revenge and boy did you guys get your revenge, damn.

[antwuangavemeakiss]

[MFS]

Best thread/scheme on this site since the fully flared scam. Total win!

[rfox]

The Jamie Thomas hate and subsequent revelation of the AIM name Zeroskateboarder5050 or whatever is pretty funny.  

And of course he had to focus, he was racist, homophobic and hypocritical because he was anonymous and then exposed it
isn't like we are talking about a very mature person here.

[frisco]

this was your one and only good post, you can go ahead and follow Newton 2.0's lead

[Doctor Newton]

All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.

seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account

They already called me a stalker and told me to get a life and I didn't focus

Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot.  His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.

[brooklyn brawler]

Being a fat mall shop skater is one thing.

Pissing in RIP threads of fallen skaters is another... Wait till I sober up and open up photoshop tomorrow.

[kilgore.]

i'm so drunk i'd fight 2.0 right now.

[Snickers]

i dont want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who cant get no love from me hanging on the passenger side of his best friends ride tryin to holla at me!

[Sleazy]

Wait till I sober up and open up photoshop tomorrow.

nice

[Cheapboarder]

All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.

seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account

Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot.  His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.

I dissagree. Boyan got the same treatment and he just posted about him not caring. Then the thread was ruined. Also way to suck your own dick.

[MFS]

All Newt 2.0 had to say was, "Yeah, this is me." and the thread would of been totally dumb. The focus just just makes this seem like a win.

seriously, than everybody would be saying "newt your a stalker" "get a life" and newt would focus his account

Anyone who thinks 2.0 saying "this is me" would've ruined the thread is an idiot.  His actions can't hurt the greatness of this thread, they can however make it better - and they did just that.

I dissagree. Boyan got the same treatment and he just posted about him not caring. Then the thread was ruined. Also way to suck your own dick.

Haha, my exact thoughts. Threads good but fuck off with that bullshit.

[angryfacedman]

I've never worn it, and I don't really like it. It's a large, but it fits me comfortably and I wear mediums.

what?

[kevbo999]

I assume he meant he never wore it in public.

[bentmode]

amateur science.

[EricLogan]

I just realized my girls' gonna go nuts when she finds a link to that fake girl's myspace chillin' in my browser, like 2nd or 3rd from the top.

[Killuminated1]

this really isn't that great but what the hell!?  yay, back patting, yaaay!  nothing has changed!  awesomes!  we know he wears faggy clothes!  still can't figure out why he focused his account, though.  all the shit that has come out about him was already assumed to be true.  he could have very easily ignored this and kept posting as per usual but i guess now the magic is gone

[wake and bacon]

all you saying if he just was like "yeah, it was me" it would backfire... hell fucking no, are you kidding me? DID YOU READ THIS DUDES POSTS?! he was one of the shittiest [real] posters... this is why it is fantastic. i had an "exposed thread" but im not going around calling everybody scrubs and trying to act real hard on the internet... so...

[Buddha]

Which Doctor Newton account was the one pretending to be Clyde Singleton a few years ago?

[I SUCK!]

I'm speechless....

[odp]

hahah, good deal fellas.

i thought for the longest time that he and the gipper were the same dude with some crazy split personality shit and too much time.

[sergioflorez]

Which Doctor Newton account was the one pretending to be Clyde Singleton a few years ago?

it wasn't newton. that kid was outed, myspace and all that.

[kilgore.]

for closure's sake...

toymachinegvse: you tell them that this is from me:
toymachinegvse: Well nevermind
toymachinegvse: Don't tell them anything
toymachinegvse: I focused that shit because I don't want an even larger volume of posters digging into my life and stalking me and shit
toymachinegvse: I think that it's weird
toymachinegvse: If any of them think that I'm somehow embarassed about who I am or what I do -- I am surprised that would think I looked or acted any different
toymachinegvse: I have also met different people from the boards, and have posted footage already
toymachinegvse: My MySpace and photo have also been floating around for years and years, and it wasn't in any way "embarassing" to me
Me: so which one of those girls were you 'bangin'
toymachinegvse: What girls?
Me: you had your arms around two pre-pubescent chicks
toymachinegvse: Oh
toymachinegvse: Those girls are both 16 or 17
toymachinegvse: Seniors in high school I think
toymachinegvse: But neither one of them
toymachinegvse: It was some bitch that likes me, and her dumbass friend from Colorado
toymachinegvse: She wouldn't shut up until I posted the thing
Me: pussy got you hooked
toymachinegvse: Def not
toymachinegvse: Anyway
toymachinegvse: You cut and paste what I said
toymachinegvse: And give it to those idiots
Me: when's 3.0 gonna hit the scene?
toymachinegvse: Never
toymachinegvse: I was actually planning to leave the SLAP boards anyway
toymachinegvse: Like, within the next few weeks
toymachinegvse: They had gotten so boring
Me: ..............

[Boston.]

boring my ass!
we have our first dick posted by the poster whose it is!
the party has just started

[Doctor Newton]

for closure's sake...

How funny is it that he picked you to tell Slap his goodbye when it was like 2 weeks ago you sent him the pic of that fucked up dick and he was trying to fight you through AIM hahaha

[Trickskatin]

just posting so this pops up when I use the 'new replies to your posts' feature tomorow morning

[H8R part 4]

in other news, chris mccracken a freshman student at UNC greensboro was found dead yesterday....

   

[sven thorkel]

yo, i wonder if hes got an uncle phil