Ben Throttle aka Reed Disappreciation thread

[cold budweisers]

i didn't see the pics before because i was at work, but holy shit! that's what reed looks like now! so awesome. somebody should post up some of those classic reed pix for all tha old heads.

[east is in the house]

ikon board is destroyed or else that's how the thread would have started out.

[SFblah]

Is that a Mike V. Etnies poster in the background?

[Ben Throttle]

Is that a Mike V. Etnies poster in the background?

The other side was Chad Lambert dude. It's a lose-lose situation and i just wanted a skate poster in my room

[Ben Throttle]

i didn't see the pics before because i was at work, but holy shit! that's what reed looks like now! so awesome. somebody should post up some of those classic reed pix for all tha old heads.

Do it. I was a stupid 13 year old kid back then who was obsessed with skateboarding and the pros that inhibit NY. Realizing I spent multiple hours looking up why Ivan Perez doesn't skate anymore and then getting hated on by Jesse is beautiful. I love all of you, even that stubby little ginger with a broken foot. 

i thought i was the only one who bruised people with my cum, save it up for about two weeks and release the blast.

I will. This whole page will be white

[CigaretteBeer]

I can't remember a single post from Ben Throttle, but he certainly looks like a faggot.

You of all people shouldn't be calling out other people for the way they look.

Shuddup!

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Ben throttle's a faggot.

[PFIASB]

has anyone ever poked the head of there dick? it feels like a temperpedic matress

[lurk daddy]

HAHAHAHHA this thread is priceless, ben u is one ugly ass fuck boi






i bet thats olsens dick in this pic

[trafficjam]

i actually started posting around the time reed came here, man thats awesome. ben throttle i thought was a fine dude but then he was a dick to me, why, idk man. does jesse still post here, anyways?

ben reed, your eastphilia has checkmated my alleged 90sphilia. do you actually live in ny?

Wednesdays With Reda has been terrible for awhile now. One of the only episodes that's humorous to me is when he's fucking with Brengar just because i know him
http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=96

haha you know him, your a fucking joke

How am i a joke? is Brengar a celebrity to you or something? he's just a normal kid that films

whats with this little thing? kinda weird to me. are you also really homies with tino, ryan hickey, and todd jordans brother? how do you know who todd jordan fornicates?

once you posted a thread appreciating rick howard for putting cake in alex olsens face, and claimed it was "genius". looking back, do you feel that it was really genius? come on man its cake

is quartersnacks set as your homepage? do you sometimes call it 5050skateboarding in front of your friends?

[lurk daddy]

do you actually live in ny?

by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh

[Alan]

Ah man, now I want to see that photo of Reed with the dinosaur and flames....

[kook and ignore me]

REED! I remember you from the old old old boards

I wondered what happened to you


I have a recent picture of myself

[Ben Throttle]

do you actually live in ny?

by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh

Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan


I'de like to thank the awesome people that inhibit this board such as the beefcake with the sandals known as "art newton" (looking at him i don't really feel so bad) After photoshopping my pic he probabely went back to playing CounterStrike with his bros


Your all gonna hate on me even though i was nothing but a reasonable poster before. Even 1992 is genuinely pissed or maybe he's just joining in with the rest of the crew.  I'll upload the the Raised By Seuss tape for sure though (under a different name) It all comes down to recording equipment because right now i only have a USB turntable.

[sage]

You takin the coward's way out. Do you really care what people on SLAP think?

[Ben Throttle]

i actually started posting around the time reed came here, man thats awesome. ben throttle i thought was a fine dude but then he was a dick to me, why, idk man. does jesse still post here, anyways?

ben reed, your eastphilia has checkmated my alleged 90sphilia. do you actually live in ny?

Wednesdays With Reda has been terrible for awhile now. One of the only episodes that's humorous to me is when he's fucking with Brengar just because i know him
http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=96

haha you know him, your a fucking joke

How am i a joke? is Brengar a celebrity to you or something? he's just a normal kid that films

whats with this little thing? kinda weird to me. are you also really homies with tino, ryan hickey, and todd jordans brother? how do you know who todd jordan fornicates?

I skated with Jeremy every day at TSX. He and the rest of the people that used to skate there are family to me. I've skated with Brengar a few times just randomly when i was in NYC, he's not my super good friend but he's pretty cool.  I don't know the rest of the dudes

[RightCoastBiased]

I say fuck focusing that's some bitch shit. Focusing won't change anything about what you look like or the pictures you took. You did it because you wanted to and shouldn't be embarrassed by it. Half the dudes on here aren't going to post pictures because they are insecure about the way the look anyway.

[Sleazy]

don't take this shit to seriously ben, i'm sure we've all had some embarassing moments in the quest to get some ass

i mean fuck, dr dre???

[Ben Throttle]

don't take this shit to seriously ben, i'm sure we've all had some embarassing moments in the quest to get some ass

i mean fuck, dr dre???

Yeah, that's basically why i put those pictures up. There stupid pictures but girls like them..

Maybe i won't focus, maybe i will. The idea really just came from a general distaste for these boards lately and not so much this thread


sergioflorez has a crush on me and my boyish good looks though. I'll let him take me out to Olive Garden if he pays but nothing more

P.S. I love how noone has said anything else besides "you're a faggot"... it's because my face is perfect.    

[carbonite]

I spent multiple hours looking up why Ivan Perez doesn't skate anymore

what did you discover? this is relevant to my interests.

[Ben Throttle]

I spent multiple hours looking up why Ivan Perez doesn't skate anymore

what did you discover? this is relevant to my interests.

Fell off because of substance abuse back in the 90's and i guess he's a dad now and still pushes around NY at times. still got a tight nose manual (classikreednyknowitallgooglemoment)

http://vimeo.com/1853764

[trafficjam]

dont focus that would be dumb

thanks for that newton pic though, can i get his myspace or something also?

you look like guy mariano, why?

[east is in the house]

do you actually live in ny?

by the looks of him grippin that dick imma say yesh

Ugly ass fuck? have you looked at yourself lately, deangelo? go look for your cooler brother Antwuan


I'de like to thank the awesome people that inhibit this board such as the beefcake with the sandals known as "art newton" (looking at him i don't really feel so bad) After photoshopping my pic he probabely went back to playing CounterStrike with his bros


Your all gonna hate on me even though i was nothing but a reasonable poster before. Even 1992 is genuinely pissed or maybe he's just joining in with the rest of the crew.  I'll upload the the Raised By Seuss tape for sure though (under a different name) It all comes down to recording equipment because right now i only have a USB turntable.

art looks like someone I could be best friends with

[trafficjam]

art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

[brooklyn brawler]

you totally fucked up that joke.

[trafficjam]

how, bb?

[CeeyMar]

art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

Gest looks like fat kid

[east is in the house]

art looks like one of the summer church camp counselors that has a lisp and talks about degrassi at lunch with a table of girls. where does he live?

Gest looks like fat kid

[Ben Throttle]

east is in the house, that girl you convinced to steal my pictures is cute. Your friend? (where the fuck do you live at in New York anyway. Near Albany?)

[east is in the house]

she lives in westchester, I live on the PA border.

sidenote reed, we smoked some nice herb together at the allman brothers concert at bethel last year.