"SK8" on NBC

[qweiop13]

Listen, absolutely everything that I've typed in this thread is the honest truth. And if you are wondering why I used fake aliases (a.k.a. signatures), it was done for security purposes so it would be difficult for other people to identify me. Everything that I have typed above should set the record straight on many things that you folks were concerned about.

C'mon guys, I really need your help to get me episodes of this show. "SK8" is without question the best skateboarding-related TV series in the history of television. Yes, there is a ton of stuff that I want to see, but the main reason why I want to see "SK8" is to capture the amazing kickflips that Josh (played by actor Christopher Jorgens) and Dim (Jorgito Vargas, Jr.) were able to accomplish. Those guys were awesome!

I was not a skateboarding fan at all back in 2001 when the show aired on NBC, which is the main reason why I did not record the show by myself. Ever since 2004, though, I love skateboarding to death! All joking aside, I really need help from every single one of you folks. Does anyone know any non-trash talking, skateboarding-oriented websites that I should check out and post my request for the tapes?

Note - I have already tried the following forums listed below:

www.skateboard-city.com
www.skullandbonesskateboards.com
www.criticalthrash.com
www.skate911.com
www.skaterscafe.com
www.skateboardmusic.com
www.concretedisciples.com
www.bulldogskateboards.com

... plus hundreds of other sites that I cannot think of right now. The eight sites listed above are the main sites that I know for sure I've tried before.

Start typing away!

- David L. Lumpkins

[qweiop13]

Oh by the way, how in the hell did you guys find and uncover all of my personal dating information from the online dating sites that I've tried? That stuff is supposed to be 100% confidential, just like information regarding a hospital patient.

- David L. Lumpkins

[weweregiants]

maybe this is a dumb question....... but how are you supposed to get a date off of one of those websites if no one can look at your information?? i dont have a clue how those sites work but i woudl imagine you have some sort of profile on there. and as i recall you did use other names in your quest for the "SK8" and you even went to the extent of using a females name.

so i guess we can assume you would probably have signed up to your dating site with a female name too? Batting for the other team now too?? I guess any love is love if you're that desperate.

and by the way YMHY offered to hook you up with your tapes... take him up on it....

[crailtapper]

Listen, absolutely everything that I've typed in this thread is the honest truth. And if you are wondering why I used fake aliases (a.k.a. signatures), it was done for security purposes so it would be difficult for other people to identify me. Everything that I have typed above should set the record straight on many things that you folks were concerned about.

C'mon guys, I really need your help to get me episodes of this show. "SK8" is without question the best skateboarding-related TV series in the history of television. Yes, there is a ton of stuff that I want to see, but the main reason why I want to see "SK8" is to capture the amazing kickflips that Josh (played by actor Christopher Jorgens) and Dim (Jorgito Vargas, Jr.) were able to accomplish. Those guys were awesome!

I was not a skateboarding fan at all back in 2001 when the show aired on NBC, which is the main reason why I did not record the show by myself. Ever since 2004, though, I love skateboarding to death! All joking aside, I really need help from every single one of you folks. Does anyone know any non-trash talking, skateboarding-oriented websites that I should check out and post my request for the tapes?

Note - I have already tried the following forums listed below:

www.skateboard-city.com
www.skullandbonesskateboards.com
www.criticalthrash.com
www.skate911.com
www.skaterscafe.com
www.skateboardmusic.com
www.concretedisciples.com
www.bulldogskateboards.com

... plus hundreds of other sites that I cannot think of right now. The eight sites listed above are the main sites that I know for sure I've tried before.

Start typing away!

- David L. Lumpkins

Hey man, sorry about giving you so much shit earlier... Here's a pretty chill forum you should try. They're real down to earth and could probably help you alot more than us.

<a href="http://goatse.ragingfist.net/">http://www.skateordie.com/forums</a>

Hope it helps.

[andrew4lyfe]

ayo lumpkins i got your tapes send me a pm

[qweiop13]

Hey "crailtapper", why the hell do you have to be so ignorant and rude? I asked for a good website to help me get "SK8" episodes, not some obscene pornographic site. What the hell is wrong with you?

I told all of you folks to help me out, not to hurt or embrass me. Now I'm dead serious, if you're not going to help me, then get lost!

Thank you.

- David L. Lumpkins

[crailtapper]

Ok. You are obviously retarded. I mean, you HAVE to be. No one here is going to help you. You are the laughing stock of this message board. Don't tell us to "get lost" from a message board we frequent just because we won't help you find your beat-off material. Sk8 was fucking lame and so are you, D-Lump.

P.S. -

Click <a href="http://www.meatspin.com">here</a> to get to that forum. Someone said they have your gay little tapes.

[Mizzark]

thank you faggots of this forum for running this thread into the ground and making it thoroughly not funny anymore

[crailtapper]

thank you faggots of this forum for running this thread into the ground and making it thoroughly not funny anymore

oh, well quit whining and take it back.

[jared...]

I was at work, you know, holding it down and all that.  decided to start fake laughing reall loudly, after about 20 seconds of straight tear-jerking laughs, the whole place was laughing hysterically.  I was pretty proud.  the end.

[qweiop13]

I just want to inform everyone that starting on Saturday, December 2nd, 2006, I will begin a new e-mail address: interstate-495@yahoo.com. So if anyone recorded any episodes of the former NBC series "SK8", please use that e-mail address above.

Thank you.

- David L. Lumpkins

[Zurg]

thanks for the update

[sergioflorez]

classic slap?

[Evil Kraken from the Arctic Sea]

+1 for bringing this up again and yes: it should be in classic slap.

[ccc333]

hahaha I forgot about this shit, fuck some people are wierd.

[nice weather]

When I saw the thread, I was hoping Lumpkins had come back.

[Allen.]

When I saw the thread, I was hoping Lumpkins had come back.

[guy le douche]

When I saw the thread, I was hoping Lumpkins had come back.

[big_dave]

You guys know he eventually got the tapes, right?

http://www.dlxsf.com/dlxsfmb/read.php?1,196157

Also, hello to any of the 2000-era SLAPALS who remember me.

[jalopy james]

that was weird.
i wonder if he sat down, watched them all consecutively, went, "meh that was n't as good as i remember," then started jacking off to mama's family. 

[skate_bored]

hahaha man i forgot about this stuff. so good. i remember this was all over the old skateNC forums as well.

[gravel pitch]

Since someone decided to bump this I'm gonna give my take on things, even if it's two years old.

I don't really think he was gonna molest  Mizzark, or that hes a rapist or anything... I think he was just incredibly lonely and wanted a friend for a day. Now, this guy is definitely fucked up, badly, but I really don't get the impression he would hurt someone.

As for why he wants the tapes so bad... these T.V. shows were probably the only friends he ever had growing up. I used to love watching Saturday morning cartoons on FOX when I was really young, so I can definitely understand the nostalgia. But for a guy like this who obviously lives an extremely pathetic life, a simple T.V. show probably means a lot more to him then a normal person, hence the lengths he went to to get a copy of them.

I'll agree this entire thread is hilarious, and I'd read it again. This is fucking A-grade slap, maybe the best thread I've ever read. Still, I can't help feeling sorry for this guy.

[skate_bored]

im still on the fence about whether this was real or just somebody playing a huge joke.

[jalopy james]

this has been the most amazing journey. thank you slap message boards. also, why is this not classic slap?
shit like this makes me wish i joined slap mb a long time ago.

[big_dave]

im still on the fence about whether this was real or just somebody playing a huge joke.

It was real.  The thread on DLX documenting the timeline on his way to procuring the tapes is way too detailed.  Besides, do you realize how many threads he posted this shit on?  Pretty insane.  I'm not a clinician, but if I were taking a stab at it, I'd say it's a serious case of OCD.

Another note; David Lumpkins is African-American.

[Wizard Fuck]

Fuck, this was amazing.

[Upgrayedd]

That shit was fucking crazy.

[tanhoe]

why did he have to go to the UK to finally get the tapes? where they PAL? i have so many questions? this should totally be classic slap

[brooklyn brawler]

David Lumpkins: An Hero.

[loophole]

"SK8" on NBC: An instant Classic Slap thread.