church of penny

[blankbutbranded]

J_Rog,you are an homosexual from Boston.

[oyolar]

is this real... or is this... really real?

he has one of the best styles in skating fool. and hes still really good.

I know I beat your mother to death, kid. But damn, I'm one stylish guy, so I'm exempt from normal rules.

Seriously? You're that much of an idiot/asshole to compare Tom Penny not producing footage that you like to watch (because I personally enjoyed most of his Extremely Sorry part) to Gator killing a chick? That's not even dumb, that's sickening.

[Amos Moses]

Being filled to the gills on various intoxicants on the streets of Amsterdam and consorting with questionable characters is what life is all about.

[kamltoe]

Being filled to the gills on various intoxicants on the streets of Amsterdam and consorting with questionable characters is what life is all about.

hell-fucking-low?
s'what i'm saying. and not necessarily at the same time.

k

[SkullDude]

YOU'RE RIGHT!! He deserves a free pass for the rest of his life so he can spend board royalties on smack and meth. He is the greatest ambassador for skateboarding. Traveling the globe and touching the minds (and hearts) of all he meets:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTa0_DzUi4g
   

Do you really not know Thats Why Skateboarding Rules?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.

Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy.  You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?

[rawbertson.]

THAT MADE HIM STFU FAG IS PLAYIN CALL OF DUTY NOW TRYIN TO GET A NUKE BUT ONLY JIZZED ON HIS OWN HAND

[J_Rog]

You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.

Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy.  You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?

That did make me smile lad, top marks! You hypersensitive cum-stains know I'm right. Did you see the girls flinching when he leant forward to kiss them? He's one smooth nig-nog.
Is being a waster loser still cool? I know it was in like... 1994, but I just assumed everyone had moved on from reading Michael Moore books and refusing to work. Ya know, I'm so out of the loop that I wear clothes that actually fit me and take a little pride in my appearance.
Extremely Sorry was great! I love the way he lands stuff all sketchy and shit. I'm overjoyed that the fresh as fuck innovator has grown into such a non-entity! Makes me feel better about landing shit with my feet all askew.

I guess I can compare him to Gator in a way, what with him supporting the opium and meth trades.

[baconeggandcheese]

lil stupid assed, work ethic having ass, weak mutherfuckers.

skateboarding is what it is because of the love of slackness and mankinds opposition to work. yall bitches sound like a bunch of middle managers, talking bout, "he's not even trying to apply himself. he's not meeting standards. it's more about what he did yesterday than the entire contribution to skating." dumb fucks. Tom Penny is pretty much what all skaters should shoot for. traveling constantly, doing what the fuck you want, and being awesome while not even knowing it. i'm pretty sure i've met more than a few people like that around the world and whether they skate or not, i guarantee they win at life. stupid ass fucking losers. who the fuck is raising you ingrates? fucking suburban moms? sound like a bunch of bitches playing bridge and shit. yall (jrog and crew) need to do some mushrooms and bomb some hills. fucking pussies. go home.

k

I could post more responses, but kamltoe said it better, you fucking pussies.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

You seriously want to defend that drugged up goon? Look at him! He has gone past the relaxed slacker thing and now looks like he should be begging for change or selling fake watches and stolen sneakers. I have nothing against skateboarders doing drugs unless it affects their skating negatively.

Why don't you just call him riff-raff, and tell us about your dress code/ code of conduct for professional skateboarders you little bitch ass momma's boy.  You must not hang out with any cool people at all.
Is this Dr. Newton?

That did make me smile lad, top marks! You hypersensitive cum-stains know I'm right. Did you see the girls flinching when he leant forward to kiss them? He's one smooth nig-nog.
Is being a waster loser still cool? I know it was in like... 1994, but I just assumed everyone had moved on from reading Michael Moore books and refusing to work. Ya know, I'm so out of the loop that I wear clothes that actually fit me and take a little pride in my appearance.
Extremely Sorry was great! I love the way he lands stuff all sketchy and shit. I'm overjoyed that the fresh as fuck innovator has grown into such a non-entity! Makes me feel better about landing shit with my feet all askew.

I guess I can compare him to Gator in a way, what with him supporting the opium and meth trades.

See. I said you was a bitch, and youse a bitch. I bet you iron your pants. I saw what you wrote, but your sticking your nose up in the air and acting better than others was, and is still apparent, and is worthy of criticism, as usually the nerdy kid who doesn't get invited out to party says shit like that.


This is Newton right? How is living at mom's still? getting good deals at american eagle still? I love how it turned out that I was right about every assumption I made about that kid, and hope you are actually him.

[J_Rog]

Newton? No. "kid"? I'm only a year younger than you! I work an honest day's work. My circle of friends is small, and I secretly despise them, but I still have friends. Why perpetuate this 'us' vs. 'them' horse shit? Fuck off back to 1996 if you don't like modern standards, boy.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

They secretely despise you too. That's why you never get invited to go out and party with them.

[J_Rog]

They are ugly boring dregs. I only hang around with them to keep up appearances in the hope of upgrading to better looking, interesting people. As for partying, sitting in a chair for 6 hours and turning a ghostly shade of gray before vomiting on the floor and shitting your pants isn't much fun at all. A friend was ODing once and I seriously entertained the idea of letting them die because I was just so fucking sick of looking at them. Drug addict slackers just expect others to clean up their mess. I find it all so frightfully dull.

Look, Penny in 1996 helped boost sales of brimmed beanies, brown Accels and fake gold chains. A park back then was full of guys dressed like that trying slow-ass switch fs flips without moving their arms. Can you honestly see kids wanting to emulate and dress like him now based on the recent stuff? Transworld come out with an incredibly condescending article which says in so many words "Listen you little bastards! Penny is a legend coz 'back in tha day' he killed it. You need to be told this because you don't respect him because he is a fucking disgrace now".

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I've seen where you sleep Andrei.

[J_Rog]

?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

m.vinteuil@hotmail.com
You hid it too late.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

P.S. If you focus now, nobody will know what your little troll ass looks like, or what town you live in. It's summer there now right?

[J_Rog]

I don't use that email any more. I always register to forums under a secondary email because I'm not stupid.

They secretely despise you too. That's why you never get invited to go out and party with them.

Ouch... I think I might just cut my wrists now.  

I do so looooooove you Mr. Gipper. Next time I'm in the Bay Area we should have lunch! You can invite your grad student buddies and we can just sit in a cafe for hours whinging about Noam Chomsky. It all sounds so frightfully exciting.

Keep raging against the machine, you crazy diamond.  

[subroku2]

Yep. You're right. You've won the thread. You can go now.

They are ugly boring dregs. I only hang around with them to keep up appearances in the hope of upgrading to better looking, interesting people. As for partying, sitting in a chair for 6 hours and turning a ghostly shade of gray before vomiting on the floor and shitting your pants isn't much fun at all. A friend was ODing once and I seriously entertained the idea of letting them die because I was just so fucking sick of looking at them. Drug addict slackers just expect others to clean up their mess. I find it all so frightfully dull.

Look, Penny in 1996 helped boost sales of brimmed beanies, brown Accels and fake gold chains. A park back then was full of guys dressed like that trying slow-ass switch fs flips without moving their arms. Can you honestly see kids wanting to emulate and dress like him now based on the recent stuff? Transworld come out with an incredibly condescending article which says in so many words "Listen you little bastards! Penny is a legend coz 'back in tha day' he killed it. You need to be told this because you don't respect him because he is a fucking disgrace now".

[kamltoe]

I don't use that email any more. I always register to forums under a secondary email because I'm not stupid.

They secretely despise you too. That's why you never get invited to go out and party with them.

Ouch... I think I might just cut my wrists now.  

I do so looooooove you Mr. Gipper. Next time I'm in the Bay Area we should have lunch! You can invite your grad student buddies and we can just sit in a cafe for hours whinging about Noam Chomsky. It all sounds so frightfully exciting.

Keep raging against the machine, you crazy diamond.  

probably not newton, but it seems like he studied hard in troll class. i wish it was newton though. that'd be sick. it'd be like 3.0 now huh?

k

[rawbertson.]

whats noam chomsky, a meal at swiss chalet or some shit?

[MexicanSpaniard]

They are ugly boring dregs. I only hang around with them to keep up appearances in the hope of upgrading to better looking, interesting people. As for partying, sitting in a chair for 6 hours and turning a ghostly shade of gray before vomiting on the floor and shitting your pants isn't much fun at all. A friend was ODing once and I seriously entertained the idea of letting them die because I was just so fucking sick of looking at them. Drug addict slackers just expect others to clean up their mess. I find it all so frightfully dull.

Look, Penny in 1996 helped boost sales of brimmed beanies, brown Accels and fake gold chains. A park back then was full of guys dressed like that trying slow-ass switch fs flips without moving their arms. Can you honestly see kids wanting to emulate and dress like him now based on the recent stuff? Transworld come out with an incredibly condescending article which says in so many words "Listen you little bastards! Penny is a legend coz 'back in tha day' he killed it. You need to be told this because you don't respect him because he is a fucking disgrace now".

So you are in the closet

[TapLuxiferfet]

Why do people think Penny looks homeless? I've never seen a homeless dude resemble Tom Penny. Most homeless people have a beard, a beanie that looks like the head of a penis, a flannel, and pants. If you happen to catch a homeless person without pants on, then you've had a good day.

[J_Rog]

whats noam chomsky, a meal at swiss chalet or some shit?

Ask your parents.

k

[kamltoe]

whats noam chomsky, a meal at swiss chalet or some shit?

Ask your parents.

k

yeeeeah, you're not sincere enough. troll account. and a fail. you should just focus now and save yourself the embarrassment of blowing it while thinking you're a message board rebel. we've already got some of those and they're better and more thought out. i know you won't, but i can't help trying to help.

i like your "k" it almost makes your post look like mine at first glance. and almost makes me think there's something intelligent above it, but alas....

k

[J_Rog]

Your avatar just screams intellectual.

que

[kamltoe]

Your avatar just screams intellectual.

que

see! i told you that you'd start the dumb shit instead of doing the smart thing and focusing yourself. oh well, guess there's no helping some folks. cest la vie.

k

[rawbertson.]

j rog do you want to fucking die via aggressive talking anytime fucking soon? keep it up treasure troll clown we know you aint even from fucking england you fucking imaginary fairy gayfag

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Man, you talk way tougher in public, you are about keeping up appearances aren't you? It's funny that you wrote me a PM asking me for a "truce."
If anybody wants to fuck with that kid, his name is Andrei Johasnic, and his e-mail posted above is his legit e-mail.

[J_Rog]

Andrei Johasnic is an obvious pseudonym, and I don't use that address. I don't know what your problem is anyway. My trolling isn't directed at anyone who posts here, unless you represent the Penny Estate.