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[Mundungus]

where all my grocery store cashies at?

I actually just got off the phone for a grocery position. It was pretty awkward and I had to really strain to pull answers out of my ass for all their "recall a time when you..." questions.

I might have fucked up though - I listed a friend of mine who was a cashier manager at a farmer's market in Atlanta as a reference and they got the idea that I had worked there or something and started to ask me about my experiences there, I panicked and went along with it and told the lady some vague bullshit.

They're going to call me to schedule a live interview pretty soon, I've never worked retail or dealt with customers in my life. I'm just going to go in this like I've got nothing to lose I guess

Most groceries around here, at least the big ones, drug test all employees and will fire your pot failing ass. Be warned

[Fairy Boy]

where all my grocery store cashies at?

I actually just got off the phone for a grocery position. It was pretty awkward and I had to really strain to pull answers out of my ass for all their "recall a time when you..." questions.

I might have fucked up though - I listed a friend of mine who was a cashier manager at a farmer's market in Atlanta as a reference and they got the idea that I had worked there or something and started to ask me about my experiences there, I panicked and went along with it and told the lady some vague bullshit.

They're going to call me to schedule a live interview pretty soon, I've never worked retail or dealt with customers in my life. I'm just going to go in this like I've got nothing to lose I guess

Most groceries around here, at least the big ones, drug test all employees and will fire your pot failing ass. Be warned

As in, they drug test cashiers and stockboys? Fuck, I feel bad for the ones that aren't high.

How I got an internship doing DoD work without a drug test is beyond me. Seems like the trick to not getting tested is to work for a small company and/or to do research.

[ball bag]

Co-Owner/designer of a small clothing company in DC. We handmake all of our products. So I generally spend all day making belts, wallets, guitar straps, or tees.
 
http://jonwye.com/

[DaSk8D00D]

i work in car detailing. i prep wash all the cars before they go on to interior & exterior detailing. i just listen to music all day & most of the people i work with are cool as fuck. imagine a bunch of black guys who're all good friends working on cars together. lots of laughs on tha daily.

[Fairy Boy]

i work in car detailing. i prep wash all the cars before they go on to interior & exterior detailing. i just listen to music all day & most of the people i work with are cool as fuck. imagine a bunch of black guys who're all good friends working on cars together. lots of laughs on tha daily.

Sounds like "The Wash" with Snoop and Dre... do you ever steal napkins to put on the sink so your girls ass don't get dirty when you fuck her at work?

[penguin meat]

Going to be dog walking.  Pretty psyched.

[chockfullofthat]

Just started a war with one of our salesman because he blatantly copy and pasted the answer key onto a progress check quiz and lost his shit when I tried to call him out on it (amdittedly a bit harsh of a call out).

[fowlerclone]

I do maintenance and custodial work at a school district. Mainly custodial now since school is still in session. I ride my board down the halls while pushing my broom for the final sweep of the night.

[cringe.]

got some d.o.p.e hip hop coming up at my work - mos def, doom, cypress hill, big daddy kane, slaughterhouse... and fucking wu tang got announced today. stoke

[ttching!]

I work in finance/accounting, currently at an office in Soho for a company with an 85% female staff.  Loving it now, but working in finance can be fucked up.  You know stuff that you can't talk about.  At my last company there were numerous times we didn't have the cash in the bank to make payroll and would have to hit up ownership for more financing so people's checks wouldn't bounce.  Good times.

[LOU.502]

Cashier at a arts and crafts store. easy as fuck. plus lotsa pretty girls come in.

[Fairy Boy]

I work in finance/accounting, currently at an office in Soho for a company with an 85% female staff.  Loving it now, but working in finance can be fucked up.  You know stuff that you can't talk about.  At my last company there were numerous times we didn't have the cash in the bank to make payroll and would have to hit up ownership for more financing so people's checks wouldn't bounce.  Good times.

How'd you get into that, bachelor's or MBA? Does it pay well?

[ttching!]

I work in finance/accounting, currently at an office in Soho for a company with an 85% female staff.  Loving it now, but working in finance can be fucked up.  You know stuff that you can't talk about.  At my last company there were numerous times we didn't have the cash in the bank to make payroll and would have to hit up ownership for more financing so people's checks wouldn't bounce.  Good times.

How'd you get into that, bachelor's or MBA? Does it pay well?

Bachelor's in business, emphasis in accounting, ice in veins.  Learned a lot while running several small businesses while also working after college.  Had an opportunity to move to New York, and nailed my job interviews.  The pay is pretty good, but you can make more in sales or if you take the time to get more education-the catch then being that you are more likely to get released when companies change up their strategies, which they do.

[filter]

i haven't had a real job in over two years and its starting to bum me out. had an interview with safeway yesterday(and yes they drug test along with typical retail bs). even though the dt isnt a problem im fairly sure i failed anyway. so, any job suggestions for a 21 year old with limited experience? or life advice from people who have their shit together 

[Wall of Nausea]

i haven't had a real job in over two years and its starting to bum me out. had an interview with safeway yesterday(and yes they drug test along with typical retail bs). even though the dt isnt a problem im fairly sure i failed anyway. so, any job suggestions for a 21 year old with limited experience? or life advice from people who have their shit together  

 
For drug tests, this kid is a bit lame at first, but used the same strategy many times over (prior to the video made with similar knowledge), buy piss tests before hand. Walmart/walgreens has 'em . Worked at a bank and used this method on the regs, it worked. Takes money to make money sometimes. Even on the low end spectrum of pay. Don't be a simpleton and get up on your research, dude. At 21, you're not 16, although most 21 year olds are basically manchildren these days. Network with people from all backgrounds in any job or personal/school setting. The more the better. Think of options, pros and cons, and prioritize think of what you actually NEED versus what you think you need. Don't follow friends and make a way for yourself. You'll be alright man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha--xYkSg1c&feature=related
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[Archie Bunker]

got some d.o.p.e hip hop coming up at my work - mos def, doom, cypress hill, big daddy kane, slaughterhouse... and fucking wu tang got announced today. stoke

what kinda work do you do?

[DaSk8D00D]

heres another way to pass a piss test for weed. ive done this myself to get my current job and it works. the certo/cer-gel coats your kidneys so the THC doesnt show up in your piss. be prepared to piss about 9-10 times within a few hours beforehand (not exaggerating). it helps to take an asprin as well just to make your piss have a little color to it. i know whiteboy crazy as fuck but this shit works forreal

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[LOU.502]

where all my grocery store cashies at?

I actually just got off the phone for a grocery position. It was pretty awkward and I had to really strain to pull answers out of my ass for all their "recall a time when you..." questions.

I might have fucked up though - I listed a friend of mine who was a cashier manager at a farmer's market in Atlanta as a reference and they got the idea that I had worked there or something and started to ask me about my experiences there, I panicked and went along with it and told the lady some vague bullshit.

They're going to call me to schedule a live interview pretty soon, I've never worked retail or dealt with customers in my life. I'm just going to go in this like I've got nothing to lose I guess

I spent most of high school doing this. It's not bad. Tedious and mind numbing, but not too bad. The constant standing gets old though

[Sleazy]

heres another way to pass a piss test for weed. ive done this myself to get my current job and it works. the certo/cer-gel coats your kidneys so the THC doesnt show up in your piss. be prepared to piss about 9-10 times within a few hours beforehand (not exaggerating). it helps to take an asprin as well just to make your piss have a little color to it. i know whiteboy crazy as fuck but this shit works forreal

how to pass your piss test for weed every single time

all your doing is diluting... save yourself some hastles and just drink water instead

[cringe.]

got some d.o.p.e hip hop coming up at my work - mos def, doom, cypress hill, big daddy kane, slaughterhouse... and fucking wu tang got announced today. stoke

what kinda work do you do?

cloakroom / bar work at a music venue. part time job whilst studying, but its pretty sweet

[DaSk8D00D]

heres another way to pass a piss test for weed. ive done this myself to get my current job and it works. the certo/cer-gel coats your kidneys so the THC doesnt show up in your piss. be prepared to piss about 9-10 times within a few hours beforehand (not exaggerating). it helps to take an asprin as well just to make your piss have a little color to it. i know whiteboy crazy as fuck but this shit works forreal

how to pass your piss test for weed every single time

all your doing is diluting... save yourself some hastles and just drink water instead

Yea you drink a ton water AND a Gatorade with the certo which temporarily blocks the THC from showing up while still keeping your urine looking normal. Like I said, I've done it before and it works. Just drinking a ton of water will either make your piss clear and have to retake it. That is, if you don't fail the first time

[Baron Samedi]

Technical Support Guy at an electronics company wearing a couple different hats.  It's seriously like Office Space around here, but it's a lot less funny when Lumbergh really is your boss.  Sometimes it's alright, most other times I am not stoked.

[malibu hamish]

I work at a fish market. Pro skaters and snowboarders come in regularly. Its a chill ass job.

[ivegotlevitation]

I work for one of the biggest screen printing shops in the Phoenix Metro area.

[yobzobbler]

I make salads at a salad restaurant. I'm still in college so it's a nice supplementary thing until I head wherever with a PR degree. Stressing, though - I've had the job for the past 3-4 weeks and have noticeably lost some weight that I wasn't just by running 4 miles a day. I've woken up to find giant, blastoid veins reaching down my arm lengths - presumably because I spend about 3 hours a day just chopping shit. I guess these are perks?

[iwshilvdnfinland]

I've been working at photography studio that does kids sports portraits for the last 3 years.  $16 an hour + travel when he have to go somewhere.  it's good for the most part, we get sent out to schools and parks by ourselves and don't really have someone looking over our shoulder.  it's up to us to get shit done, which i really like. but I only work there like 15 - 20 hours a week.  

I also just got a job at the local TV studio being a cameraman for their studio shows, and i do the morning new 2 days a week, which is like another 10 hours or so.  $10 an hour, which is ok, but it's more of a thing to put on a resume since i'm going down that path school wise.  plus it's fun.

I slang stuff on craigslist/ebay pretty hard as well, and pull in a "very good" amount of money doing so


Plus I work at Woodward as a counselor in the summers!  I've been doing that for about 4 years now and it's the highlight of my year.  I fucking love skating all day, and even having a cabin full of kids is cool.  it kind of keeps you sparked on skating, and it's just a cool expierience so as it is.  You don't get a whole lot of money for your jobs there, but the kids tip at the end of the week i've always cleaned up with that shit.  they're all rich kids ha.

it trips me out that i'm around kids alot during work, i hated kids growing up.

[Mr. Faggot]

I bet you love to tuck them in at night too faggot.

[iwshilvdnfinland]

I bet you love to tuck them in at night too faggot.

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[DevilOnEnzyte]

i work in car detailing. i prep wash all the cars before they go on to interior & exterior detailing. i just listen to music all day & most of the people i work with are cool as fuck. imagine a bunch of black guys who're all good friends working on cars together. lots of laughs on tha daily.

I've worked in dealersherips my entire life, and the detail guys are always the coolest damn dudes.

Recently took a new position as a service department manager for a small dealership in my town.
Good salary, close to home, no weekends, can't complain.

[Locbrew]

Medical/Supply Associate at a nearby Medical Clinic. I drink a lot of coffee, wait for UPS and Fed-Ex to show up, deliver said packages to Doctors, Labs, departments. I also fill orders and order items for different departments. Pretty down to earth co-workers, nice looking women I work with, free coffee.