ZERO STRANGE WORLD REVIEW(RANT)

[yeah dude!]

Marissa's opening slam is the funniest shit ever

[alonelikeastone]

I berm drinking. So what. 

[PsychOut]

Is Brockman on drugs or something?

He's extremely good, and somehow underrated I think, but there's just something that seems a bit off about him?

yes, james brocKKKman does do drugs.

except he doesnt smoke weed, he said in his thrasher interview it puts him to sleep.

[Gomez]

ben giley's style has never been all that easy on the eyes, but i don't recall it ever being that terrible. the attempts and make on that last 5050 were unbearable. he skates like he's at least 30 pounds heavier. most of his enders have been a 5050 on a rail, and from the angle, this one looks to be no bigger than the ones he's done before, if not smaller (dying to live friends section, reason to believe).

every trick tommy sandoval had was amazing.

[CigaretteBeer]

I really like Garret hills part. Amazing tricks and a great style. Should have had last part. Keegan had a good part but I don't really like the song. Dane Burman is amazing, that ollie was insane at the end of his part. That bitch is the best skateboarder with a vagina by far. I hated all the little kids, including that kid who shared a part with the constipated gorilla to that horrible song. That little Jamie kid definitely did not deserve last part. The balding racist drug addict alcoholic had what is my favorite part of the video.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

I know you don't get it. My point was that his part wasn't about hammers and one upping. He skated fast, popped and caught his shit proper, and showed some genuine ATV gnarliness.
Your bullshitty nitpicking is so dumb. Oh my god, he hunched over a little after taking huge impacts! What shitty style! I mean, he did every part of the trick perfectly, and going fast as fuck, but bending over cancels it all out, right?

[manu]

Marissa is the only girl skaters section i wouldnt skip and  the only girl skater thats got me hyped

[mooraga]

i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.



and he should not do pop shoves, that one on the fountain gap was terrible. he caught it super ugly, but unlike others in a similar situation, dude did not pull it off with a landing that was easy on the eyes either.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

you dont know shit
shut up

[StokedTaco]

i can't believe brockman front blunted that hubba, one of the sickest things i've seen in a while.

[layzieyez]

Props to the use of Drunk Injuns song for Rattray's part.  Liked the video more than anything else released this year.  Marisa is queen of skateboarding.  Elissa is still chugging along.

[Canuck]

Strangeworld was dope!

Keegan Sauder rips. Fuck anybody that doesn't think so. Good work JT.

EDIT

Marisa is fucking awesome... super stoked on that part. Also, I always have loved Elissa ever since Welcome to Hell. Fucking awesome to see more footy of her.

[Gomez]

i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

I know you don't get it. My point was that his part wasn't about hammers and one upping. He skated fast, popped and caught his shit proper, and showed some genuine ATV gnarliness.
Your bullshitty nitpicking is so dumb. Oh my god, he hunched over a little after taking huge impacts! What shitty style! I mean, he did every part of the trick perfectly, and going fast as fuck, but bending over cancels it all out, right?

you don't get it either. he literally did none of those things you listed; i'll let you explain to yourself why keegan sucks.

He skates kinda fast, but other dudes skate faster than him

and might i point out that tom asta does way harder shit than he did going way faster than him.

he can skate [tranny], but has never done anything groundbreaking on [it], he never skates [ledges]

i actually don't care that he doesn't skate ledges, just fitting that post to this context.

he's so mediocre, and everybody thinks his [bend over to the front and touch your toes] crap is so great.

couldn't find anything to point out that he catches his shit terribly ugly, so i'll just post this again:
terrible catch, which is the result of a poorly popped trick.
and those screen grabs just highlighted the worst of his landings. bending over like that is ugly, but the fact that he lands so stiff is even worse. there is no knee movement whatsoever on that nollie lip. it looks painful. his style sucks.

[cant stop]

Marissa's opening slam is the funniest shit ever

[FROST YOUR TIPS]

keegans the fucking best! fuck your face!

[Gomez]

keegans the fucking best! fuck your face!

i backed my argument with screen grabs and examples from the part, but you know what, you just saying he's "the fucking best" has completely changed my opinion. 

[frank gerwer's nose]

Yeah, but you also claimed that you didn't really see anything wrong with Ben Gilley's style, thus voiding your entire argument.

[The Upside of Down]

I would rather watch Ben Gilley skate than Keegan Sauder, he is just way more entertaining to watch.  Keegan has more skill and can skate a lot of stuff, but I cannot get into watching him skate.

This video was fucking sick and is one of the best Zero videos. 

[Canuck]

My roommate has the most retarded girl friend... makes him go to church. she's hot and all but I don't fucking get it...

[GnarlesManson]

some people like him, some people dont, get over yourselves

[Camel Lights]

I really need to see this flick. Badly. That link never worked for me.

[krewkruxklan]

terrible catch, which is the result of a poorly popped trick.
and those screen grabs just highlighted the worst of his landings. bending over like that is ugly, but the fact that he lands so stiff is even worse. there is no knee movement whatsoever on that nollie lip. it looks painful. his style sucks.

lol sounds like sports

[thugnificent]

doing a bs crook on a shin high bench before front boarding a handrail does not count as a line, girl or not

[jeremyrandall]

keegans the fucking best! fuck your face!

i backed my argument with screen grabs and examples from the part, but you know what, you just saying he's "the fucking best" has completely changed my opinion. 

Sorry... but screen grabs prove nothing.  You can take the most stylish skater on the planet and pull out a screen grab that looks terrible.  And you can take someone with terrible style and freeze it at the right point to make it look good.

No one is gonna look good on the instant of impact.

[krookedskate]

thank you ^

[ChildoftheGhetto]

Keegan has shit style, and sucks. Face it. When ben gilley and ton cervantes' tricks look better than yours it's time for you to just give it up.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i do not enjoy watching keegan sauder skate. he did some good tricks but the majority of them were boring and i find his style very bad.

i honestly do not understand how the gipper can claim his part will be one to look back to because it won't be one upped. a few of his tricks were one upped by other dudes in the same video, and others were simply mediocre tricks on spots that have already been given the treatment. that noseblunt and fence bash to fakie are clearly the only tricks that will stand the test of time, guaranteed his ender is topped within a month or so, or with the way things are in the city, it's probably already been topped and some dude is sitting of the footage.

I know you don't get it. My point was that his part wasn't about hammers and one upping. He skated fast, popped and caught his shit proper, and showed some genuine ATV gnarliness.
Your bullshitty nitpicking is so dumb. Oh my god, he hunched over a little after taking huge impacts! What shitty style! I mean, he did every part of the trick perfectly, and going fast as fuck, but bending over cancels it all out, right?

you don't get it either. he literally did none of those things you listed; i'll let you explain to yourself why keegan sucks.

He skates kinda fast, but other dudes skate faster than him

and might i point out that tom asta does way harder shit than he did going way faster than him.

he can skate [tranny], but has never done anything groundbreaking on [it], he never skates [ledges]

i actually don't care that he doesn't skate ledges, just fitting that post to this context.

he's so mediocre, and everybody thinks his [bend over to the front and touch your toes] crap is so great.

couldn't find anything to point out that he catches his shit terribly ugly, so i'll just post this again:
terrible catch, which is the result of a poorly popped trick.
and those screen grabs just highlighted the worst of his landings. bending over like that is ugly, but the fact that he lands so stiff is even worse. there is no knee movement whatsoever on that nollie lip. it looks painful. his style sucks.

Keep proving what a dumbshit you are. Just keep typing. I can't help it that you can't recognize solid skating when it slaps you in the face.
And COTG, I am pretty sure that dumbass shit you say like that is why even transworld laughs at you.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

That's the second time you've said that, and it's even less valid the second time. You're an idiot and you're not funny.

[ahl33]

That's the second time you've said that, and it's even less valid the second time. You're an idiot and you're not funny.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Well, anytime you say something to me I'm going to continue to point out how nobody, on this board or not, respects your opinion.

[ChildoftheGhetto]

I swear if you people actually laugh at any of this stuff you have no sense of humor. It's like not only do you guys suck at skateboarding, but you don't have any personality, and you niggas wonder why the football players were stuffing you in trashcans when you were in high school.