Man confesses to murder in exchange for KFC. (I wonder what race he is?)

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw
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[mcpeepants]

It's 9:30 am and this thread already made me hungry for fried chicken.

[Dude Dudestofferson]

Someone please speak on KFC's Famous Bowls.

I have never tried them, but despite Patton Oswalt's description of them as a "Failure pile in a sadness bowl",
I find that I have a strange desire to give one a shot.

[grimcity]

Patton's routine on 'em was funny because he was spot on. I tried one when they first came out and wanted to vomit. It tasted like vomit, too.

[Doctor Handsome]

Patton's routine on 'em was funny because he was spot on. I tried one when they first came out and wanted to vomit. It tasted like vomit, too.

I love them but I can understand why they'd gross someone out. We have Church's here but I've never been.

[The Upside of Down]

i seriously can't believe people talk about fried chicken without the word popeyes

Ha, beat me... I was gonna say, nobody goes to KFC when there's a Popeye's or a Church's in town. That's like fried chicken blasphemy.

That is the truth, there are only 3 popeyes here in Nashville and luckily one is near my house.  Spicy please!

[H8R part 4]

i don't think i've ever met any normal person that doesn't like fried chicken? 
maybe vegetarians but they don't count as normal people, ha! 

[tough omelette]

i'm going to the temple in a little while. i can't help but feel a little seedy for craving popeyes.

[sergioflorez]

church's/white caste combo ftw. i wonder if those are still around in ny.

[Corby Tender]

Who doesn't like fried chicken? I really like the fried chicken they have at Knott's Berry Farm. That berry drink they serve there is amazing too.

Yeah, watermelon too. Black people get unfairly saddled into feeling guilty for enjoying foods that everybody likes. Rumor is that black people are constantly inhaling oxygen too... its just what you would expect from them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB8AozV1TD0
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[beardface]

Who doesn't like fried chicken? I really like the fried chicken they have at Knott's Berry Farm. That berry drink they serve there is amazing too.

Yeah, watermelon too. Black people get unfairly saddled into feeling guilty for enjoying foods that everybody likes. Rumor is that black people are constantly inhaling oxygen too... its just what you would expect from them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB8AozV1TD0

Damn! Beat me to it.

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[HoneyBear]

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[brycickle]

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[tysj!]

I really wish there was a chicken wing buffet somewhere with a billion different flavors.

We have Wingstop, Wingstreet, and Buffalo Wild Wings out here. Those are all good.

Yeah there's Wingstops around here as well. Is the Wingstreet thing that Pizza Hut mabob? My girlfriend has told me about Buffalo Wild Wings once, but is it actually a buffet? My dream here is to be able to walk down an aisle of freshly fried wings and down another aisle of just sauces you can toss on and mix yourself then a room to die in after.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i seriously can't believe people talk about fried chicken without the word popeyes

Ha, beat me... I was gonna say, nobody goes to KFC when there's a Popeye's or a Church's in town. That's like fried chicken blasphemy.

I think church's is kind of bland, but man do I love popeye's! It makes me sick everytime I eat it, but I still can't resist when I see one. Spicy, with those amazing biscuits that probably have more butter than flour in them.... so good!
For the record though, that guy got some popeye's too.
I always liked browns chicken too, I think that's just a chicago thing though.
I feel nauseous, but simultaneously, crave popeye's. I might destroy myself soon.

[Dark Knight]

i seriously can't believe people talk about fried chicken without the word popeyes

thank you

[papasmurfsdog]

Are you implying that because African-Americans invented the American style of fried chicken that liking it is limited to their community? I like fried chicken, and I am white.
Next you'll be posting some sort of demeaning shit about Mexican people liking rice and beans. douche.

It's just a joke man, hahaha seriously.

It's demeaning, insulting, and reinforces stereotypes man, hahaha seriously.

How stupid are you? Nobody seems to care except you. Get over yourself. Also, it's actually being hypocritical to it's own stereotype of blacks liking chicken, since this man basically would kill for chicken. Moron.

Said the kid who can't read.

[Dark Knight]

I need to put this out there...

Go to Popeye's and ask for the Cajun Sparkle seasoning packet.  It changes everything.

[Canuck]

I can't believe a newspaper would publish something this blatantly racist. Fucking disgusting.

[CigaretteBeer]

Popeye's is fucking great(the chain restaurant, not the poster who runs people over, goes to mental hospitals and tells everyone him and the genius Jimi Hendrix suffer from the same mental illness). Their spicy fried chicken is unbelievable. The mashed potatoes and gravy and amazing as well. I tried Churches once and I remembered it being very bland tasting.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I can't believe a newspaper would publish something this blatantly racist. Fucking disgusting.

That is true. Crest even pointed out the fact that his next meal, which they do not show a picture of, was like pizza and ice cream, it didn't get printed big because of the fact that it doesn't fit the stereotype.

[popeyesfriedchicken]

Popeye's is fucking great(the chain restaurant, not the poster who runs people over, goes to mental hospitals and tells everyone him and the genius Jimi Hendrix suffer from the same mental illness). Their spicy fried chicken is unbelievable. The mashed potatoes and gravy and amazing as well. I tried Churches once and I remembered it being very bland tasting.

sorry i can't be as cool as you, taking pictures of my dick every week.  i've been repping popeyes since day one, glad to see it getting the respect it deserves.  i made a fake coupon with photoshop six or seven years ago for a "free mega box" of 16 pieces of chicken.  two different popeyes actually honored it.  then i took it to one where white people worked and they knew it was fake. 

[Mouth]

Was he Chinese?

[grimcity]

only because someone mentioned watermelons earlier...

Next time you can, buy a watermelon big enough for a few people to dig in on but not so big that it won't fit in your fridge.
Also, buy some Rum... either plain or some sweet flavor (not spiced).

Cut a bottle-top size hole out of part of the watermelon... if you can, cut out a plug that you can replace.

Open your bottle of rum and stick it in the hole, the adjust everything so the rum bottle is upside down. Watch the bottle drain into the melon.

Take the bottle out, plug the hole, and maybe even tape it down if it helps.

Leave it in the fridge for 24 hours... halfway or every 1/4 of the 24 hours, rotate the melon a little so the booze saturated is properly.

Feast.

[ChrisGilmour]

wow, i like how people bring race into everything fuck off facists

[gordon bombay]

dude knew he was fucked and wanted a tasty last meal before confessing. id probably do the same

[Mr. DNA]

Once a year I get a craving for KFC that I regret about an hour after eating it. Sometimes the chicken bones don't even have meat on them. It's just a bone with salty fried batter. I like the cole slaw.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Once a year I get a craving for KFC that I regret about an hour after eating it. Sometimes the chicken bones don't even have meat on them. It's just a bone with salty fried batter. I like the cole slaw.

The best is the bottom of the popcorn chicken and all those delicious little chunks of deep fried nothing.

[CigaretteBeer]

Popeye's is fucking great(the chain restaurant, not the poster who runs people over, goes to mental hospitals and tells everyone him and the genius Jimi Hendrix suffer from the same mental illness). Their spicy fried chicken is unbelievable. The mashed potatoes and gravy and amazing as well. I tried Churches once and I remembered it being very bland tasting.

sorry i can't be as cool as you, taking pictures of my dick every week.  i've been repping popeyes since day one, glad to see it getting the respect it deserves.  i made a fake coupon with photoshop six or seven years ago for a "free mega box" of 16 pieces of chicken.  two different popeyes actually honored it.  then i took it to one where white people worked and they knew it was fake. 

I can't wait until your mental disorder drives you to suicide

I really think this goat looks like Tom Penny

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