Olly Todd & Thiebaud are POETS

[CNieratko]

not until yesterday did i know that Olly Todd fancied himself a poet.
Thiebaud though, he's always been one of my favorites....

http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2009/12/16/meet-the-nieratkos-bloody-awful-poetry/

[rawbertson.]

faggets get your poetry book open
rawb stayin raw like your fucking dick after a sesh on the local hook
reeled a bitch into my crib, puss is stinkin
wiped my hand off went for some pizza
thought it was tomato sauce turns out its period blood
you done blood, period
you cant ollie on my rod sweeney todd
little sweetie pie lakai or dier cracker
smoke crack with a meth head got his head understandin physics
flip on a nigga like a gymnast
get nasty in the gym, tom's rhinoplasty
everlasting dick suck got my shit stuck
between my ass cause i got stuck clenchin grass
5-0 tried to put me away but i paid lawyer fuck legal aid
owin my dad papes i take a bitch out first date, raped
stack up a visa bill kill bill dvd real chill is in the window sill
winter fucked up my tires they bald like american eagle pussy
i holler at hollisters, fuck baby toddlers in walkers, strollers,
if i whip out my dick a bitch holds it
its like holdin heat you foldin neat like clothes piles
take a shit on elissa steamers chest in cleveland
come at you with the real metaphors for a cheddar whore
but im like Greedo from Star wars
cause i fucked more bar whores
than niggas with cold sores
or pirates
or buccaneers
you fuckin queers sit around and bitch about trucks and wheels
shaky pussy got your dick wet but not with poon juice
diarhea out a orifice drinkin more piss than on your christmas wishlist
bitches hit dicks quick when i spit on clits hanz took a shit like a brick turned slick,
like howard, but get off my Rick

[Narcissus]

Viceland is blocked as tasteless at my job. And then I always forget to look at everything that's blocked when I go home. Oh well.

[Edward Sebastian]

i'm confused and scared

[alonelikeastone]

Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so Am I.

[dylan makes me wet]

well olys on palace now isn't he?

and thir artfaggy designs seems to go hand in hand with poetry


(no hate because i've got a palace board that's just waiting to be set up)

[Mr. DNA]

Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it

[rawbertson.]

well olys on palace now isn't he?

and thir artfaggy designs seems to go hand in hand with poetry


(no hate because i've got a palace board that's just waiting to be set up)

you didnt even acknowledge the fact you were in my shitty rap. i might as well focus my life.

[lurk daddy]

what a fucking gay topic

[Pabst]

reminded me a lot of
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[Mr. DNA]

SLAP needs another poetry contest like the haiku one, but limericks this time.

[rawbertson.]

no just striaght up hip hop tracks and me and hanz will choose the winners and then as a gift to everyone me and hanz will battle.

[Mr. DNA]

no just striaght up hip hop tracks and me and hanz will choose the winners and then as a gift to everyone me and hanz will battle.

After your success as a hip hop artist have you considered moving into acoustic music, like folk or country? You could do a version of "O Susanna"

OK Susanna, don't you cry when I'm dead
I come from outta Canada
With a Penis on my forehead

[grimcity]

SLAP needs another poetry contest like the haiku one, but limericks this time.

This is a really good idea. There's a few of keyboard rappers here... not to mention Raw who actually gets on the mic! w00t

[CNieratko]

I am interested in sponsoring this First Annual Jim Thiebaud Rap Off.

Let's say the prize is a box of porn to the winner as decided by yous guys.

(United States winners only. Other countries are weird about porn entering the country.)

[Upgrayedd]

Jimmy T and porn.....what a wonderful place this is 

[crunk juice]

take a shit on elissa steamers chest in cleveland

[Sidewayslurkzine]

i thought this was about thiebaud fradin

[Mr. DNA]

I am interested in sponsoring this First Annual Jim Thiebaud Rap Off.

Let's say the prize is a box of porn to the winner as decided by yous guys.

(United States winners only. Other countries are weird about porn entering the country.)

My old lady would murder me if that came to my house. What I really need is an electric nose hair trimmer.

[In Lieu]

Toddy seems into a lot of that kinda stuff, met him at an acoustic show i played a few weeks back with poetry readings and an art exhibition upstairs, and he was big on everything going on. As for Thiebaud, wow... Just wow. That's a bit much

[mikapepe]

olly can do no wrong

[carbonite]

Scott Bourne came out with a book of poetry too