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« on: January 21, 2010, 08:21:10 PM »

so I work delivering pizza now and have been for past couple of months money is great, but the best thing is getting a bank as tip is getting a bank as tip from a sexy ass mom/older women.

I am infatuated with this beautiful creatures lets here some awesome cougar stories or MILF stores pictures would make me believe you.  Wish I had a bomb story.
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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2010, 08:39:17 PM »

force entry into house, rape while eating pizza.  bomb story achieved.


back home there's a skatepark located smack dab in the middle of the 'burbs, gorgeous moms bring their little ones to scoot and rip-stick all the time.  i try to make small talk and some seem into it, some hate me for even glancing in their direction.  one of these days...
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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2010, 08:40:30 PM »

force entry into house, rape while eating pizza.  bomb story achieved.


back home there's a skatepark located smack dab in the middle of the 'burbs, gorgeous moms bring their little ones to scoot and rip-stick all the time.  i try to make small talk and some seem into it, some hate me for even glancing in their direction.  one of these days...
yeah im just hoping for "one of these days"
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« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2010, 08:53:19 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2010, 08:55:05 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2010, 09:21:31 PM »



queen of da cougaz, she'll always hold a special place in my heart
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« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2010, 09:30:53 PM »

Lisa Ann is hot as fuck.
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« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2010, 09:37:57 PM »




if post- retirement duke nukem bagged that azz i have a chance too

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« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2010, 10:15:10 PM »

working in a shop for 3 years was a fun breeding ground for em. gonna miss it
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« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2010, 11:04:12 PM »

how has this not popped up yet?

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« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 11:08:05 PM »

look at that sheckle arm
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« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2010, 11:41:17 PM »

so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles. 
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« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2010, 11:54:03 PM »

Thought this was funny(Though I dunno why anyone would pretend to be gay)

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Anyway, seems like I can only attract Cougars. Usually its in the most random of places. Like it was in a Gamestop last week, bro  Huh
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« Reply #13 on: January 22, 2010, 12:21:25 AM »

i work for the community services department of my city. some of the jobs i have include:

 - working at a youth center

 - working at a skate park (where i get paid to skate)

 - running a day camp in the summer

needless to say, the amount of bomby mommies i come into contact with is retarded.

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« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2010, 04:28:41 AM »

so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles. 
this operation has been green lit by me.  all systems go.

i had a hot teacher in her early 30's when i was in high school. she was married so dudes never tried.  found out she got divorced shortly after high school and thought it was an opportunity to make her stay late when i come home on vacations.  apparently some other pricks had the same idea since she's now 35 (i think) and dating a 21 year old.  fuck.  missed opportunity....or is it time to commit a robbery?
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« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2010, 05:51:48 AM »

so i just tried to find out some info about this really attractive chem teacher i had in high school. she's probably in her mid forties now. i googled her hyphenated last name and i see that she's got a husband that works at another local high school. i click on his rate my professors page and some broad left a comment saying how he always talks about how his wife and him are in open relationship. i think i may have to revisit my high school and spit some at homegurl in some safety goggles. 
Ha!
Weirdly enough I have a similar story about my old chemistry teacher too.
On that rate-my-teacher site there were stories about how when she first started the principal had to tell her to wear longer skirts. There were also pictures floating around online of her when she was a swimsuit model. When we started in our chemistry class there were so many dudes that chose to do it simply due to her. By the end of it I think there was only about a quarter of the class remaining as most realised that staring at her wasn't enough to pass the exam!
I'm still doing chemistry to this day in college.  Undecided
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« Reply #16 on: January 22, 2010, 07:06:08 AM »

One time a cougar told me that despite being a bit older than me, she was really good at sex and had no STDs. 
If you live in Toronto, I'm sure you know of the popular adventures of the Chick'n'Deli bar.
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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2010, 07:09:25 AM »

Had a hot mom at work.
She was in a crisis with a boring boyfriend and needed someone to "talk to".

We went out for drinks took a walk and she kept going down on me in dark corners,... Also huge Boobies!

The evening was kinda weird but also pretty cool!

Do it if you ge the chance
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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2010, 08:24:42 AM »

Had a hot mom at work.
She was in a crisis with a boring boyfriend and needed someone to "talk to".

We went out for drinks took a walk and she kept going down on me in dark corners,... Also huge Boobies!

The evening was kinda weird but also pretty cool!

Do it if you ge the chance

FTW!!!

Wish I had a sick cougar story but not yet. Wish me luck guys
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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2010, 09:44:57 AM »

This thread makes me wanna end my current relationship
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Nic
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« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2010, 10:54:02 AM »

One of my friends in junior high's mom was a yoga teacher. I jacked it to her a few times.


Also I think everyone needs to post their friends hot moms.
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« Reply #21 on: January 22, 2010, 11:16:53 AM »

We seem to have a trend at the shop and park with soon-to-be divorced milfs/cougars on the prowl... one of my homies in particular seems to be a magnet for them, as he's slayed a couple of them that I know about.

Anyway, no cougar threads without that one that Jayme's ex posted a while back:

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« Reply #22 on: January 22, 2010, 11:27:13 AM »

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« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2010, 12:16:53 PM »

all i have to say is...You would make a topic about cougars RRRAD...first calling into a radio station about them and now looking for stuff to wank to here? Just dip it in on a delivery, you got it
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« Reply #24 on: January 22, 2010, 01:00:05 PM »



some of the best acting ever recorded.
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« Reply #25 on: January 22, 2010, 01:03:31 PM »



Every guy in that video was sub-human.

"Yo she might be as old as my mom and shit, but Im still gon fuck her and give her the dick"
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« Reply #26 on: January 22, 2010, 04:44:18 PM »

The last line in that cougar clip was the best ender ever. Wasn't expecting that at all, hahaha
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« Reply #27 on: January 22, 2010, 04:49:23 PM »

i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.
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« Reply #28 on: January 22, 2010, 07:21:23 PM »

i don't want to rain on your guys' boner parade but "milfs" are gross. "milf" means old. i hate when i'm browsing porno and some old broad pops up. barf. i'm only 22, why would i want to bang someone my moms age (and especially why would i want to beat off to the thought) when their are plenty of stupid young girls? there'll be plenty of time to bone old women when i'm old and don't have any other choice. this "cougar" phenomenon has only increased the rate of creepy overly tanned slags dressed like their daughters coming up to me at bars likes there's any chance. i just want to watch the blackhawks game. FUCK.

Back then in High School Oedipus Complex sounded dumb, but now we all know its real.

Also Duncan Keith>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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« Reply #29 on: January 22, 2010, 07:25:09 PM »

You've never had sex with a mother? They like to cuddle.
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