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hot wax
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King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 03:25:52 PM »
Team Zero is almost finished with the challenges, we will update you when it is finished.
cole
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bert
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 03:32:39 PM »
yeah, can't wait. GO ZERO... not
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hot wax
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Re: King of the road
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im not really cole...im joking
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reelaxandliv
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 03:54:19 PM »
dude toy machine is gana take it
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jordanm
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dil dil and epo will slay you
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August 21, 2006, 03:57:10 PM »
BAKER
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SixofSeven
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 04:11:44 PM »
toy machine fo sho
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CigaretteBeer
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August 21, 2006, 04:48:00 PM »
toy machine.
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Duffy
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talkin mad shit kid
Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 04:49:59 PM »
I want baker to take this.
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Hot Rod
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 05:24:19 PM »
I'm in the "anyone but zero" camp
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hamhead
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 07:58:06 PM »
TOY
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Mizzark
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 08:03:27 PM »
THIS THREAD SUCKS
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Mike456
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 08:10:49 PM »
If Zero wins again I will hate KOTR soooo much. They should lose on purpose so as to not make that shit dull
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jordanm
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August 21, 2006, 09:15:11 PM »
pretty much anything but zero ughh
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hesh_trash
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 10:38:30 PM »
Quote from: jordanm on August 21, 2006, 03:57:10 PM
BAKER
I remember in some interview, it think his SOTY one, cole was asked if there was anyone who could take out zero in kotr, and he claimed baker.
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sir ruffs a lot
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 11:55:42 PM »
Anything but Zero. I hate jock fucking camps. I Hate skate company’s that cap the ledges in front of there building. I hate molds / carbon copy’s in anyway. I hate cults and red neck bible thumps. I hate guys who fuck Tommy G. Wife and then say they love Jesus. I hate false plastic ideals. Zero is the bush administration of skateboarding. They commit more horror and death and greed than anybody but nobody calls them out due to the media being bought out just as the us government has brainwashed with strong hold lobby’s to our media. Baker is great they are ran more like a team than boot camp. I can tell the riders apart. I hope they win. Lets Write the above in German so anybody who works at zero can understand it.
Sollte sich beim Anklicken der
keine Box öffnen, so leeren Sie bitte Ihren Browser-Cache, was Sie i. A. am einfachsten über die Tastenkombination "Ctrl+F5" erreichen. Die bisher auf einzelne Buttons verteilte Informationen (C-, D-, G-Button, usw.) sind nun im 'i'-Link vereinigt.
Der neue Vokabeltrainer steht nun endgültig zur Verfügung. Leider hatten wir im Trubel der ersten Stunden übersehen, den Zugang dafür zu sperren, bis er weitgehend komplett installiert war. Falls Sie sich in den ersten beiden Tagen neu registriert haben, so müssten Sie sich nochmals registrieren. Mehr Informationen zum neuen Trainer folgen in den nächsten Tagen.
Die Zusatzinformationen (alternative Wortvorschläge und Behandlung französischer bzw. spanischer Verbflektionen) stehen nun für alle drei Sprachpaare wieder zur Verfügung. Nicht zur Verfügung stehen noch die Verweise auf Forumsdiskussionen mit Bezug auf das Eingabewort sowie die Behandlung deutscher flektierter Wörter.
• Es fehlt noch die deutsche Aussprache, wir hoffen, dass wir diese bald wieder zur Verfügung stellen können.
Mine kampf. The new clothing line by Zero.
The new decks all have gas chamber Technology now much lighter and if you snap it you will pass out and die.
Final solution bearings so fast you will never need to clean them.
Joy Division (not the band but the segment of guards at death camps that fucked female prisoners before they killed them.
wheels see the new Tommy gun pro model aka the Lugar.
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mikefork
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Re: King of the road
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August 21, 2006, 11:57:00 PM »
darkstar, hopefully chet thomas single handedly
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Anton
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 02:25:05 AM »
Quote from: Mike456 on August 21, 2006, 08:10:49 PM
If Zero wins again I will hate KOTR soooo much. They should lose on purpose so as to not make that shit dull
They got Thomas, remember? He would rather die than loose on purpose
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Universal Remonster
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 02:26:04 AM »
Quote from: hot wax on August 21, 2006, 03:35:47 PM
im not really cole...im joking
wait, what?
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STAAFF
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 04:15:22 AM »
If it's about the tricks only, Darkstars gonna take it. I only think they are too Gangsta to do the more silly challanges....
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Shpadoinkle!
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 06:22:26 AM »
cole could pretty much do all the challenges by himself...
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rhp
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 06:26:44 AM »
i would like to see that. cole vs a couple teams combined
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max power
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 06:29:02 AM »
i think the other zero team members are in the van for the "make out with _______" challenges only.
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ymhy
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 06:34:22 AM »
Quote from: sir ruffs a lot on August 21, 2006, 11:55:42 PM
Anything but Zero. I hate jock fucking camps. I Hate skate company’s that cap the ledges in front of there building. I hate molds / carbon copy’s in anyway. I hate cults and red neck bible thumps. I hate guys who fuck Tommy G. Wife and then say they love Jesus. I hate false plastic ideals. Zero is the bush administration of skateboarding. They commit more horror and death and greed than anybody but nobody calls them out due to the media being bought out just as the us government has brainwashed with strong hold lobby’s to our media. Baker is great they are ran more like a team than boot camp. I can tell the riders apart. I hope they win. Lets Write the above in German so anybody who works at zero can understand it.
Sollte sich beim Anklicken der
keine Box öffnen, so leeren Sie bitte Ihren Browser-Cache, was Sie i. A. am einfachsten über die Tastenkombination "Ctrl+F5" erreichen. Die bisher auf einzelne Buttons verteilte Informationen (C-, D-, G-Button, usw.) sind nun im 'i'-Link vereinigt.
Der neue Vokabeltrainer steht nun endgültig zur Verfügung. Leider hatten wir im Trubel der ersten Stunden übersehen, den Zugang dafür zu sperren, bis er weitgehend komplett installiert war. Falls Sie sich in den ersten beiden Tagen neu registriert haben, so müssten Sie sich nochmals registrieren. Mehr Informationen zum neuen Trainer folgen in den nächsten Tagen.
Die Zusatzinformationen (alternative Wortvorschläge und Behandlung französischer bzw. spanischer Verbflektionen) stehen nun für alle drei Sprachpaare wieder zur Verfügung. Nicht zur Verfügung stehen noch die Verweise auf Forumsdiskussionen mit Bezug auf das Eingabewort sowie die Behandlung deutscher flektierter Wörter.
• Es fehlt noch die deutsche Aussprache, wir hoffen, dass wir diese bald wieder zur Verfügung stellen können.
Mine kampf. The new clothing line by Zero.
The new decks all have gas chamber Technology now much lighter and if you snap it you will pass out and die.
Final solution bearings so fast you will never need to clean them.
Joy Division (not the band but the segment of guards at death camps that fucked female prisoners before they killed them.
wheels see the new Tommy gun pro model aka the Lugar.
fucking hilarious
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Lance
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 07:26:05 AM »
Quote from: sir ruffs a lot on August 21, 2006, 11:55:42 PM
Anything but Zero. I hate jock fucking camps. I Hate skate company’s that cap the ledges in front of there building. I hate molds / carbon copy’s in anyway. I hate cults and red neck bible thumps. I hate guys who fuck Tommy G. Wife and then say they love Jesus. I hate false plastic ideals. Zero is the bush administration of skateboarding. They commit more horror and death and greed than anybody but nobody calls them out due to the media being bought out just as the us government has brainwashed with strong hold lobby’s to our media. Baker is great they are ran more like a team than boot camp. I can tell the riders apart. I hope they win. Lets Write the above in German so anybody who works at zero can understand it.
Sollte sich beim Anklicken der
keine Box öffnen, so leeren Sie bitte Ihren Browser-Cache, was Sie i. A. am einfachsten über die Tastenkombination "Ctrl+F5" erreichen. Die bisher auf einzelne Buttons verteilte Informationen (C-, D-, G-Button, usw.) sind nun im 'i'-Link vereinigt.
Der neue Vokabeltrainer steht nun endgültig zur Verfügung. Leider hatten wir im Trubel der ersten Stunden übersehen, den Zugang dafür zu sperren, bis er weitgehend komplett installiert war. Falls Sie sich in den ersten beiden Tagen neu registriert haben, so müssten Sie sich nochmals registrieren. Mehr Informationen zum neuen Trainer folgen in den nächsten Tagen.
Die Zusatzinformationen (alternative Wortvorschläge und Behandlung französischer bzw. spanischer Verbflektionen) stehen nun für alle drei Sprachpaare wieder zur Verfügung. Nicht zur Verfügung stehen noch die Verweise auf Forumsdiskussionen mit Bezug auf das Eingabewort sowie die Behandlung deutscher flektierter Wörter.
• Es fehlt noch die deutsche Aussprache, wir hoffen, dass wir diese bald wieder zur Verfügung stellen können.
Mine kampf. The new clothing line by Zero.
The new decks all have gas chamber Technology now much lighter and if you snap it you will pass out and die.
Final solution bearings so fast you will never need to clean them.
Joy Division (not the band but the segment of guards at death camps that fucked female prisoners before they killed them.
wheels see the new Tommy gun pro model aka the Lugar.
damn and i thought i hated zero
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sir ruffs a lot
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 08:10:10 AM »
Exactly Where would the Fur oh shit I mean Jamie be with out Cole on his team?
The rest of the guys are just Hand rail Monsters. Allie might be able to hold down the block but they would be in some big hurt with out Cole.
Cole is to Jamie what the Bismarck and Tiger tank was to Hitler in 1942. The only reason the fucking lame ass Nazis did not get stomped out by The US and The UK and so fourth was the fact that Porsche and Mercedes Benz was engineering there tanks and ships. We fucking had McDonald Douglass and Hamilton beach making cheap ass tanks and jeeps that broke down. Guns that jammed and it took months and years to get proper weaponry.
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rapist
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 08:28:42 AM »
why do you nerds care about this kotr so much? "PERS0NALLY I THINK ALLIE WILL BRING THE HAMMERS AND COULD QUITE POSSIBELY WIN DISH YEAR, AND C0LE ALWAYS COMES THROUGH WIT TEH MADNESS". i remember last time there was like a 16 page thread of you guys just argueing over "TEH WINNING TEAM".
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sizable
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 08:29:11 AM »
Quote from: Lance on August 22, 2006, 07:26:05 AM
Quote from: sir ruffs a lot on August 21, 2006, 11:55:42 PM
Anything but Zero. I hate jock fucking camps. I Hate skate company’s that cap the ledges in front of there building. I hate molds / carbon copy’s in anyway. I hate cults and red neck bible thumps. I hate guys who fuck Tommy G. Wife and then say they love Jesus. I hate false plastic ideals. Zero is the bush administration of skateboarding. They commit more horror and death and greed than anybody but nobody calls them out due to the media being bought out just as the us government has brainwashed with strong hold lobby’s to our media. Baker is great they are ran more like a team than boot camp. I can tell the riders apart. I hope they win. Lets Write the above in German so anybody who works at zero can understand it.
Sollte sich beim Anklicken der
keine Box öffnen, so leeren Sie bitte Ihren Browser-Cache, was Sie i. A. am einfachsten über die Tastenkombination "Ctrl+F5" erreichen. Die bisher auf einzelne Buttons verteilte Informationen (C-, D-, G-Button, usw.) sind nun im 'i'-Link vereinigt.
Der neue Vokabeltrainer steht nun endgültig zur Verfügung. Leider hatten wir im Trubel der ersten Stunden übersehen, den Zugang dafür zu sperren, bis er weitgehend komplett installiert war. Falls Sie sich in den ersten beiden Tagen neu registriert haben, so müssten Sie sich nochmals registrieren. Mehr Informationen zum neuen Trainer folgen in den nächsten Tagen.
Die Zusatzinformationen (alternative Wortvorschläge und Behandlung französischer bzw. spanischer Verbflektionen) stehen nun für alle drei Sprachpaare wieder zur Verfügung. Nicht zur Verfügung stehen noch die Verweise auf Forumsdiskussionen mit Bezug auf das Eingabewort sowie die Behandlung deutscher flektierter Wörter.
• Es fehlt noch die deutsche Aussprache, wir hoffen, dass wir diese bald wieder zur Verfügung stellen können.
Mine kampf. The new clothing line by Zero.
The new decks all have gas chamber Technology now much lighter and if you snap it you will pass out and die.
Final solution bearings so fast you will never need to clean them.
Joy Division (not the band but the segment of guards at death camps that fucked female prisoners before they killed them.
wheels see the new Tommy gun pro model aka the Lugar.
damn and i thought i hated zero
Good GAWD! A professional hater. We've all be trumped. This is the most elaborate and scary posting I've ever seen on here. But I like it.
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Lance
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 08:32:26 AM »
Quote from: sir ruffs a lot on August 22, 2006, 08:10:10 AM
Exactly Where would the Fur oh shit I mean Jamie be with out Cole on his team?
The rest of the guys are just Hand rail Monsters. Allie might be able to hold down the block but they would be in some big hurt with out Cole.
Cole is to Jamie what the Bismarck and Tiger tank was to Hitler in 1942. The only reason the fucking lame ass Nazis did not get stomped out by The US and The UK and so fourth was the fact that Porsche and Mercedes Benz was engineering there tanks and ships. We fucking had McDonald Douglass and Hamilton beach making cheap ass tanks and jeeps that broke down. Guns that jammed and it took months and years to get proper weaponry.
Technically the Germans did get stomped out, by the Russians, who amassed 3,600 tanks to the Germans 3,00 at the battle of Kursk in which the Russians defeated the Germans and destroyed 2,950 of there tanks in a matter of days....but anyways who cares about Zero and Cole
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sir ruffs a lot
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Re: King of the road
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August 22, 2006, 09:07:46 AM »
True the Russians did hammer hard on the German army but only after loosing 12 million in solders double the holocaust. The Russians with the poles lost more men in the war than Canada U.S. U.K. AND oz combined. IT DID NOT HELP THAT IF a solder tried to go A fucking wall the officer leading the platoon would shoot them to make a example so there were heavy lost due to “friendly fire” that shit cracks me up friendly fire’ almost a oxymoron like civil war? Anyway yeah Zero just like Germany will fall someday they are hi and full of power and ego now but in 5 maybe 10 years the shit will be played out and they will be the next shorty,s.
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JohnC
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August 22, 2006, 09:14:25 AM »
from king of the road to ww2 in just 2 pages.... how did we get here?
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