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« on: August 22, 2006, 11:34:46 AM »
i have to take a drug test today for my parents and i used to just bring other peoples pee with me but my dad could tell it wasnt room temp so now he stands in the room and watches me urinate which is humiliating. but im really scared im gonna fail for weed, coke, ecstasy, oxycotton, percocet, and ill have to go to rehab!! what do i do to pass?
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2006, 11:38:41 AM »
drink a gallon of water and kill yourself
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yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2006, 11:41:00 AM »
but i dont no when the test is so idk when to drink the gallon...should i just drink gallon after gallon after gallon? but couldn't i die from that? what should i do? idk im so scared! but yea you should kill yourself
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2006, 11:45:37 AM »
i heard swallowing semen makes drug tests come out negative, so you should be fine.
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2006, 11:48:38 AM »
nah he definetely already tried that
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2006, 11:57:51 AM »
the only solution is suicide, or cutting your tiny cock off
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yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!
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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2006, 11:58:59 AM »
Please nobody tell him how to beat it in case he is actually a real person.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2006, 12:42:39 PM »
Quote from: SLANGIN_ROCKS on August 22, 2006, 11:38:41 AM
kill yourself
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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2006, 12:52:32 PM »
Quote from: E.l.G on August 22, 2006, 11:58:59 AM
Please nobody tell him how to beat it in case he is actually a real person.
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2006, 12:54:54 PM »
Quote from: max power on August 22, 2006, 11:45:37 AM
i heard swallowing semen makes drug tests come out negative

no joke, my friend did this and passed his drug test even though he smoked the night before
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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2006, 01:27:49 PM »
yeah, you got to jerk off and jizz in a shot glass, or on your stomach or something, and eat all that shit anytime from right before your drug test to 12 hours before.  pretty gross, but it works.  good luck.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2006, 01:30:07 PM »
Quote from: ymhy on August 22, 2006, 01:27:49 PM
yeah, you got to jerk off and jizz in a shot glass, or on your stomach or something, and eat all that shit anytime from right before your drug test to 12 hours before.  pretty gross, but it works.  good luck.

exactly what I was going to say. its nasty but it works every single time.
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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2006, 01:40:33 PM »
fuck! you guys weren't supposed to tell him!
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yeah its funny right, its funny? i'm tryin to sleep i got water on me?  yeah, of course it wasn't, it was nobody, nobody did it. its the mystery water. mystery water!
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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2006, 01:42:37 PM »
Quote from: SLANGIN_ROCKS on August 22, 2006, 01:40:33 PM
fuck! you guys weren't supposed to tell him!

nah I mean Ive had to go through the same shit
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2006, 01:50:32 PM »
I'll sell you some hot urine, but promise me you won't shower with it after.
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« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2006, 02:10:55 PM »
Someone should smoke and then sell him piss...
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« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2006, 02:12:17 PM »
Quote from: Duffy on August 22, 2006, 02:10:55 PM
Someone should smoke and then sell him piss...

what good would that do?
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« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2006, 02:13:06 PM »
Money for piss that'd still get him in trouble.
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« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2006, 02:37:23 PM »
hopefully he gets grounded from the internet
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« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2006, 02:42:35 PM »
Quote from: roulette on August 22, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
hopefully he gets grounded from the internet

hopefully you stop posting around the same time so the forums will be twice as much better
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« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2006, 06:14:52 PM »
Quote from: Mizzark on August 22, 2006, 02:42:35 PM
Quote from: roulette on August 22, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
hopefully he gets grounded from the internet

hopefully you stop posting around the same time so the forums will be twice as much better
what? moody mizzark
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« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2006, 06:16:36 PM »
Quote from: roulette on August 22, 2006, 06:14:52 PM
Quote from: Mizzark on August 22, 2006, 02:42:35 PM
Quote from: roulette on August 22, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
hopefully he gets grounded from the internet

hopefully you stop posting around the same time so the forums will be twice as much better
what? moody mizzark

MOODY? WHEN HAVE I EVER LIKED YOU?
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« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2006, 10:22:30 PM »
Vinegar.
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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2006, 07:26:01 AM »
ok so i tried it and took a shot of it. i hope it works im countin on it. kinda tastes weird tho. im gonna do it every 2 hours til i get tested. then i will pass and i can still come on here and talk shyt to u assholes. thanks for ur help losers
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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2006, 08:29:28 AM »
you took a shot of your own load? fag
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« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2006, 08:48:59 AM »
you gotta do what you gotta do...
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« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2006, 08:53:30 AM »
jeah, sip the jizz if you really want to pass that drug test
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« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2006, 09:33:58 AM »
so does that shit really work or are you trying to get big sexy to drink his own semen?
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« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2006, 09:36:54 AM »
Quote from: DENTOTAPE on August 23, 2006, 09:33:58 AM
so does that shit really work or are you trying to get big sexy to drink his own semen?

no it really works
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« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2006, 09:37:44 AM »
Quote from: DENTOTAPE on August 23, 2006, 09:33:58 AM
so does that shit really work or are you trying to get big sexy to drink his own semen?
it works, i know a bunch of people that did it. there's something about the proteins in it that neutralize the thc in your system.
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