BIG SEXY GOODBYE THREAD

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Big Sexy, nobody else could understand your splendor.  I realized early on that such a sweet flower as yourself needed to be carefully cultivated in order to bloom into its beautiful sublime planty essence.  I'll miss the time we spent together in the secret garden, your humour tickling my tailbone sending little darting shivers up my ting-a-ling spine.  This place is a horrid inner city community garden full of ragweed and broken crack-pipes.  I say "fly little bird!"  free yourself from this horrible den of loose morals and think often of us lesser folk who are fated to wallow in these gallows of overbearing moderators and bland nameless robot posters.  Godspeed Big Sexy, Godspeed!   

I don't usually say this kinda stuff, but god DAMN that shit was gay.

but seriously, only a homosexual man could write like that and put all five senses into your mind and create a mental picture full of colors! and figures! and all that other gay shit.