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« on: September 07, 2006, 03:26:52 PM »
john was taking out the trash on a cold october night. He looked down the street and saw a demon staring at him. He ran and the demon chased him down. He was tied up and taken to a tower in the woods, where he was in for days of horrifying torture. His dick was stretched out feet long then burned off with a hot iron. His achilles tendons were slashed open and his eyeballs were removed while he screamed in agony. A blowtorch burned metal up into his asshole, sealing it shut with hot metal. Then he was  burned to death and beheaded.
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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2006, 03:33:17 PM »
sounds like my first marriage

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Quote from: EricLogan on September 07, 2007, 01:42:40 AM
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.
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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2006, 04:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Meth and Hookers on September 07, 2006, 03:33:17 PM
sounds like my first marriage

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HAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2006, 05:02:39 PM »
Why did this get moved to "help?"
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Quote from: Pearl on January 30, 2013, 07:13:27 AM
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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2006, 07:48:20 PM »
because it's a cry for help
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2006, 08:31:07 PM »
Quote from: turkeylurkey on September 07, 2006, 05:02:39 PM
Why did this get moved to "help?"
Because this individual obviously needs mental help.
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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2006, 02:09:12 AM »
so that's what happened to JohnC?
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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2006, 03:23:59 AM »
Quote from: brent on September 08, 2006, 02:09:12 AM
so that's what happened to JohnC?
he's probably "passing tests" somewhere
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2006, 04:30:27 AM »
You ever seen the movie "American Me"?  That juvenile hall rape scene near the beginning, that's what's probably happened to JohnC except he didn't fight back and kill the dude that anal raped him.
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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2006, 10:26:38 AM »
i'd rather have cena here then some of these other retards.
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Quote from: EricLogan on September 07, 2007, 01:42:40 AM
nearly every time I see a possum it's in dead form.
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2006, 10:50:06 AM »
Quote from: HenryChinaski on September 07, 2006, 08:31:07 PM
Quote from: turkeylurkey on September 07, 2006, 05:02:39 PM
Why did this get moved to "help?"
Because this individual obviously needs mental help.
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