SELFISH DESIGN CONTEST

[Bantam]

[mandibleclaw]

I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.

seconded!

and i love the fact that there's a member who just joined, darth knuggs, whose every post, every single post so far, was either making an entry in this thread or in the brian wenning on selfish thread.  dude's a shellfish.

[DarthKnuggs610]

been trollin for a bit. only joined to add to the contest really. then was bummed it might be wenning as the new pro. i was thinking i might gain acceptance if i get some kind of cardiel avitar/signature thing goin.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Fuck you you little lemur bastard!

[Bantam]

Fuck you you little lemur bastard!

[victor doom]

This thread has made my night! Fucking brilliant!

[mandibleclaw]

Fuck you you little lemur bastard!

no fuck you, you want some of this?

[pyrex vision]

You should strip it down to just a few entries and have a poll.

[Bantam]

^ you did see the lemur, right?  The lemur knows best.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I don't know man. That lemur has a bad attitude.

[Bantam]

Give yourselves a big round of applause because this contest kicked ass.  Other than yourselves, you need to thank Mark Whiteley and SLAP.  I made you wait so I could talk to Mark about a prize idea to show appreciation for how great you all did.

So, here's the deal - There will be one winner and one runner up like expected, but thanks to Mark and SLAP I'm able to give the 5 most honorable mentions something as well.  That means 7 total people will be getting this prize:  a 30% off discount to the SLAP online store

Time for winners finally...

[Bantam]

WINNER:  Mevs!!!!!

For his delightful entry:



RUNNER UP:  AHLEE!!!

For his hand drawn SELFagISH graphic:



and the other amazing things he did.  Thank you, Ahlee.  You are a fine example of what all future and current pals should strive to be.

CONGRATS!

Mevs will receive the first ever modbox, while AHLEE will take home the Axion koozie.  Both will get a 30% off discount code as well.



The most honorable of mentions:

ALT for these masterpieces:



&



Boyan for Clams (and many other contributions):



Magic Pizza for this crab + JR rape/friendship hug:



Brent for this, which made laugh out loud upon seeing:



and last but not least, I was going to give a discount code to Mock Nugget for his Sherm Shrimp Rogers entry but noticed it was uploaded on Magic Pizza's photobucket.  After an IP check it was confirmed they were the same person.  Magic Pizza is already getting a code, so that means the last one goes to:

Chillout for this:





Thank you all for making this so great.  This was as close of a contest as you could get.  Anyone who didn't win something should not be discouraged.  I hope we can get a future contest half as good as this one.  I look forward to the next one!

Mevs and Ahlee - PM me your shipping info

All other winners - I'll PM you your discount code tomorrow morning.

[Matze]

everybody is a winner. even me and others who are totally uncreative.

I think there should be a contest like this every two months ... best fedora pictures on dirtiest sluts or something. we all know that there is über-creative potential when it comes to show some love to our friends.

[Sleazy]

I don't care who wins, send this thread to Classic Slap.

best thread in ages. i laughed till i cried.

[ahlee]

http://vimeo.com/12807050

[boyan]

good flow and great rhymes, Jereme

[Rocuronium]

http://vimeo.com/12807050

NEXT CONTEST:

Change the lyrics to make "shit" rhyme with something other than "shit"

[saucy ragu]

http://vimeo.com/12807050

I couldn't look at the computer screen I felt so embarrassed. I don't know how the cameraman was able to hold the camera steady for that long.

[MexicanSpaniard]

http://vimeo.com/12807050

Good gawd that was fucking terrible.

[ALT]

Cool I won something

It was a fun contest. So much good stuff

[dylan makes me wet]

that freestyle was fuckingg dope

[ice nine]

cant help but think that whitely took the safe route on this one and didnt want to pick a winner that was too mean, when  he might have to work with jereme in the future

[Mevs]

Holy fucking shit

Errrrrm, I really don't know what to say... I just created my entry for fun and and as a way of forcing myself to stay awake after not sleeping much the night before, I didn't think for a second that I stood a chance of winning. Wow, thanks so much!

Big ups to everyone else who entered too, there have been so many good ones that I was excited to keep coming back to see what else had been added...this thread is pure Slap gold 

[Bantam]

cant help but think that whitely took the safe route on this one and didnt want to pick a winner that was too mean, when  he might have to work with jereme in the future

Picking winners is the one thing Mark didn't contribute to.  Sorry if I let you down.  I can't think of any entry that was "too" mean unless you're referencing the chin-balls.  That one made me crack up, but a little less than the ones that won.  The cock n balls route is a well paved road on SLAP.  The bar is set pretty high along with the expectations.

everybody is a winner. even me and others who are totally uncreative.

I think there should be a contest like this every two months ... best fedora pictures on dirtiest sluts or something. we all know that there is über-creative potential when it comes to show some love to our friends.

Great idea and I agree about the consistency of these contests.  Everyone wins and you can't beat that.

[Sleazy]

ATL and Magic had my favs but great contest

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

I liked this one best.

[no fun]

the next one should be a berra graphic contest.
thanks gipper

[few123456789]

Slap should ask Jereme what he thinks is the best design.  Seems like he has a good attitude, I bet he'd pick one.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

He'd claim he was going to pick one then never get back to Whiteley.

[pyrex vision]

make sure to upload your contributions to the "wall photos" on selfish's facebook page.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Selfish-Skateboards/131997600150439?v=wall