PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!

[Watson]

Well it seems that Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino was pictured shredding on the boardwalk of the Jersey shore. (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/50413417.html#cutid1) So I figured what better opportunity for a classic Slap photoshop contest is there than this?

Here is your primary ammunition:









But feel free to use any and all Situation resources you can find. Make your own fake company, board graphics, ads, whatever you want.

The contest will officially end Sunday Sept. 4th at midnight, and the winner will be chosen by myself, Bantam, and I don't know... let's say Boosh?

First place prize is a mix CD made personally by me for you. That is unless Whitely or Deaner want to officially sanction this event and find some other prize to add to the pot. Either way, the CD is in there, but let's be honest, this is for bragging rights.

I decided to get the ball rolling and set the bar high with this 6-shot sequence of a kickflip back tail down the Long Beach kinked hubba.













I expect big things out of you Officer Caruthers.

[Livin The Psychedelic Lif]

[ice nine]

u already won

[boyan]

u already won

[CaptainMorganFreeman]

god damn why do you have to set the bar so high?? i got one cooking tho for sure.

[SFblah]

u already won

Watson, thanks for this being the first thing I see when I wake up this morning.  Made my day!

[grimcity]

I want to roll around the park with my hands in the air like the first pic... all day.

[ilovecotg]

This is first time using photoshop so go easy.

[HATE!]

Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already.  I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.

[grimcity]

Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already.  I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.

...and a lock of hair! That would be epic shit. haha

[Jupiter]

ahahahahahahahahahah so good.

[Watson]

Damn, Watson, I think yours is unbeatable already.  I hope you get a mix cd with songs you like.

...and a lock of hair! That would be epic shit. haha

Lord knows I could use a lock of hair!

Ahaha thanks for the compliments, but I am officially unable to win my own contest. I am only got those juices flowing. I'm sure someone can top mine, but if not it's whoever comes closest.

[HATE!]

I do really like his style on that nosegrind in his Girl ad.  His balance is insane.

[Prison Wallet]

That dude's allergic to shirts in general, no wonder his balance is thrown off... Not one shirt but two?

[Bantam]

I added the sticky necessary to make it official

I got some leftover modbox junk (aol discs, one grind king truck (yes, singular), broken headphones, Spitfire water bottle, etc) that I'll contribute if we can't get a real prize to add to your mix cd.

Just so everyone knows, I tried to get him to make the prize a nude picture of himself but he wouldn't oblige.  I thought it would really inspire you all.  Maybe next time...

[Officer Caruthers]

Damn! Watson is killing it right out of the gate. That sequence was sick!
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.

I can't wait to see some more entries
This contest is gonna be epic...

[Al Borland]

the captcha when i uploaded this was 'keystone inianed'.



edit:

[Cthulhu!]

More importantly, where can one buy those pants?

[grimcity]

Al coming in hot!

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Damn! Watson is killing it right out of the gate. That sequence was sick!
I don't think anyone is going to be able to top that.

I can't wait to see some more entries
This contest is gonna be epic...

note to self: never fuck with Caruthers. Within 2 weeks I know for sure I'd have a cop at my door arresting me and telling me he had all the photographs he needed to send me to jail for life.

[smokecrack]

my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?

Watson can't do it... somebody else can though, but shouldn't.
What did you say?

[Watson]

my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?

No, like Gipper said, I can't delete comments you fucking dingus. Believe me if I could delete stuff, I'd be deleting your whole sorry account.

[smokecrack]

my comment about this amazing contest kept getting deleted. i didn't know you guys did that on this forum. you delete negative comments, watson?

No, like Gipper said, I can't delete comments you fucking dingus. Believe me if I could delete stuff, I'd be deleting your whole sorry account.

damn watson, that's so punk rock. let me know how i'm supposed to post so i could join the elite club

[ice nine]

maybe if you stopped killing kittens you'd know

[sirfinbar]

well for starters, how you're supposed to post is by posting funny photoshop images of the situation.


i thought that would be obvious by now.

[smokecrack]

kk, i gets it now. in his off time Mike likes to relax and make sweet benches.



he's got plenty of NY cred and has been down with the Dillster for years.



 

(i obviously can't photochops, so there's my crappy ms paint entry)

[Magic Pizza]

[Officer Caruthers]

^ Hahaha!

[sweet pee]

This is first time using photoshop so go easy.

Nice work mate!