PHOTOSHOP THE SITUATION CONTEST!

[ImKindOfABigDeal]

and this one:

hahahahaha

[Officer Caruthers]

Biebs landed the front 180, but got broke off on a switch ollie over Lutzka, Dyrdek and TK.
The Situation comes correct and shows them all how it's done...

[Tyroneshoelaces]

Good God almighty i just made a scene laughing so hard out that.  HOLEEE LEEYYY SHEEIIITT.  Caruthers is straight up next level shit

[Officer Caruthers]

[Watson]

Goddamn Caruthers. Getting that one in right at the end.

So the contest basically should have been called "Let's see how amazing Caruther's entries are." because when I discussed the winner with Newt and Boosh, the unanimous decision was basically "Duh."

So congratulations Caruthers! You are the fucking man. I really can't even pinpoint which of your shops are the best because they are all just too fucking amazing.

Not many people noticed, but The Situation came through Manny Mania in NYC and killed it...



Greasy boardslide on the flat rail...



The Situation reps Jersey hard...



Getting in a (balanced?) nose manny before the shenanigans and rain set in.



The Situation couldn't believe the amount of shit Darren was talking to lil' Stevie...



Mike stays true to his meathead roots and jumps in, even when it's not necessary

Looks like Berra may have a guest role on the Shore...

After the shenanigans at Manny Mania, The Situation headed over to Pop's woodshop.



I don't think Pops was feeling the unannounced visit...




Pops wanted to work, The Situation had other things on his mind...




The Situation quickly grew tiresome of Anthony's bench crafting, and proceeded to subtly express his feelings towards his work.




After coaxing Pops out of his woodshop and into the streets, a good session was had by all...

The situation just got his first ad in the new Thrasher plowing through a front 5-0...



He doesn't give a fuck that this trick has been ABD a million times at this spot since the early nineties.
He's more concerned about all the stacks of overly embroidered and bedazzled Ed Hardy gear he's gonna get in his next package...

It looks like The Situation is upping the insanity with J-Rog...

Biebs landed the front 180, but got broke off on a switch ollie over Lutzka, Dyrdek and TK.
The Situation comes correct and shows them all how it's done...

But I should probably give some honourable mentions here.

Ilovecotg had a good concept. Al Borland did well. Tatertots had some decent ones. Teddy, the loop and the Thrasher cover were really funny. Flapjack. grinding up Leo was super funny. Buddypal's Dylan cover. Brent's barrier smush. Chris' old school shit was funny. Magic Pizza's Frankie Hill cover was super underrated, and also if I had to pick one shop that came close to Caruthers' domination, it would have been this one:

That one is the true spirit of Slap.

But yeah, none of you have shit on Caruthers. So Caruthers, PM me (and I guess Newt and Whiteley) your address and start watching the mailbox. Hope you like metal!

[Officer Caruthers]

Holy shit!!

Thank you Watson, Newt and Boosh for picking my entries!! I'm really stoked that you guys found some humor in these...

Everyone put in some pretty awesome and fucking funny entries.

Just to name a few: Watson set the bar super high with that kickflip back tail sequence. Al Borland had Sitch destroying some seriously gnarly rails. Magic Pizza had me cracking up with that Hill Thrasher cover.  Tater Tot's Think ad with that kinked rail was sick as fuck!  The Christ air by Chris was priceless! Flapjack had me crying with that grinding up Leo business, and Gnarcissistic's "Spanky Sabotage" was ill as fuck too...

Some fine PhotoShop work all around, gentlemen...

Also, Thanks to Whiteley for hooking up the prize pack with all of those SLAP rarities...
I'm looking forward to hearing that Metal Mix, Watson!!


Thanks again!!!
-Caruthers

[Magic Pizza]

Heck Yeah!

This was a great idea for a contest.

O.C. was making up whole comic strips, so funny.

[matt.]

The pops one is so fucking good.

[tobbe]

this thread is almost too awesome! congrats to officer caruthers!

[whiteley]

officer, please pm with your info and i shall set the prizes forth! amazing work, by far my favorite photoshop contest so far. i'll move the thread to classic slap shortly...

*edit: pm received, package sent. i added in a bonus prize, too. all my office prize packs for stuff used to include something Natural Koncept-related, and so to that end i enclosed a dub of Illegitimate Bastard Child with hand-written title by Katch 1 himself! this is a true SLAP prize pack.

[Bantam]

So stoked OC is getting hooked up properly!  Well deserved.  Can't really think of anyone on SLAP currently that makes me laugh half as much as Caruthers.

[yeahisaidit]

the consolidated work of Officer Caruthers
http://www.skateallcities.com/wordpress/oct/2010/09/08/the-situation/

[pyrex vision]

caruthers wins the damn internet forever. daily gnars for you, good sir

[SFblah]

Congrats, Caruthers!  That is a well deserved 1st place.

[magicstickyhand]

WIN !
Thank you , for making me laugh on a crappy day .

[Officer Caruthers]

Thanks for all the kind words!! I'm pretty stoked that you guys got some laughs out of these!

[peacepappies]

you owe me a day of your life, i laughed all day about this shit

[GnArcIsSisTic]

Officer Caruthers found my photoshop attempts to be slightly funny! I'm incredibly flattered!

but yeah, good job broseph. killin the photoshop game!

[Al Borland]

caruthers killed it, i didn't expect the bar to be set so high with this haha. good stuff.

[boyan]

Congrats, Caruthers!  That is a well deserved 1st place.

[Schteven]

I've never seen jersey shore, but this was pretty fuckin entertaining....

[ticklefingers]

lol

perfect.

[burm]

lol

perfect.

Does that marquee say "SHOOT the GEEK"? wow..

[md]

this thread was STELLAR

i laughed till tears

[john04o8]

lol

perfect.

Does that marquee say "SHOOT the GEEK"? wow..

i think it says shoot the geese idk

[Siem van Woerkom]

this guy always makes me crack up when i watch the show!

[burm]