FUCK !

[pmatute]

Made my day.

[Watson]

i think its a done deal but i have this weird thing on my dick at the base its like a zit or something FUCK

Happens to the best of us Rawb. Pop that shit, it'll go away in time for you to titty fuck the short fatty with the tits.

[Tale Crab]

"you know what its not that i care about the weed thing i just fuckin hate cops" and block+delete.

I nearly choked.

[smokecrack]

holy shit, rawb has a dick zit! thanks for the great update, man.

[jalopy james]

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good form, rawb.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Rawb is down with all sorts of nasty fat chicks, but when it comes to a police chick, he draws the line.
Fan-fucking-tastic.

[j....soy.....]

i turned off avatars cause shit was too slow....wake me up when someone makes one with lazers shooting out of a finger with the word 'BLASTOISE' below it....

[kilgore.]

get this man on Howard Stern ASAP.

[mandibleclaw]

i turned off avatars cause shit was too slow....wake me up when someone makes one with lazers shooting out of a finger with the word 'BLASTOISE' below it....

you're welcome

[Beeda Weeda]

Fuck, rawb seriously has kept it real.
I had a dick zit once rawb, i went and showed my doctor in a panic, and he was like, "no worries bro, its a dick zit, wear a condom when you fuck sluts, brah"

[rawbertson.]

i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds. it seems to be going away. i only ever banged 1 girl without a condom anyway and she was my girlfriend for like a year im pretty sure i would have already died cause that was a few years ago now. although can you get shit from a girl suckin your dick raw? one time the worst worst girl ever sucked my dick for like 2 seconds, but that was like 3 or 4 years ago. i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.

[Beeda Weeda]

im sure you are fine.

[saucy ragu]

i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds. it seems to be going away. i only ever banged 1 girl without a condom anyway and she was my girlfriend for like a year im pretty sure i would have already died cause that was a few years ago now. although can you get shit from a girl suckin your dick raw? one time the worst worst girl ever sucked my dick for like 2 seconds, but that was like 3 or 4 years ago. i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.

Where do I even begin? This is incredible, indescribable to anyone outside of SLAP. FYI, you can get STDs from mouth-to-mushroom tip, but not from McD's. Although I'm not sure what they're doing up in Canada, can't be worse than the ones in the U.S. They're banning Happy Meals over here.

[Donkey Lips]

i always felt this horrible feeling like i might be giving my girlfriend aids but im pretty sure she would have been dead already, she was weak.

Only the strong survive in this world. It's your world buddy. Nicely done.

[rawbertson.]

yeah i heard u cant get aids from a girl suckin ur dick but u can get herps and shit like that, i dont even really know what STDs are i have looked them up but you dont learn anything off wikipedia, its like trying to learn about starcraft from newbs. i dotn know anyone that has one or have even heard about anyone that has one through rumourmill, but my friend also said that our city has a super high STD rate, doesnt make any sense to me.

[saucy ragu]

Rawb, definitely go down to your local clinic and pick up a brochure. Don't wind up like Billy Waldeman.

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[rawbertson.]

yeah but that shit was all mad years ago i probably would haev noticed by now if i got something right?

[strangefires]

in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.

[rawbertson.]

u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

[Narcissus]

"no worries bro, its a dick zit, wear a condom when you fuck sluts, brah"

hahaha

u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

This is true. I confirmed it with my physician.

[Beeda Weeda]

how'd you do that shit, for a second I thought my doctor had a slap account.

[pyrex vision]

u cant give a chick aids from titty fuckin tho unless she is lactating or some shit

[Mackattack]

in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.

Do you live in NC, strangefires?
I think Chris Niraetko (sp?) shouted you out in the most recent Skateboard Mag in a Dan Plunkett interview...

[floop]

i was worried it might be stds but i have been eating a lot of mcdonalds.

best thing i've heard in a while

[strangefires]

in all likelihood, you probably carry some kind of dormant hpv.

Do you live in NC, strangefires?
I think Chris Niraetko (sp?) shouted you out in the most recent Skateboard Mag in a Dan Plunkett interview...

i heard, but i have yet to see

[hamburglar]

on my list of shit i intend to do before i die, i wanted to fuck a black chick. after crossing it off the list and being hyped on my success, i realized i caught something from her (after she said she was clean). the realization after fucking a 43 year old (was on the list) and my ex.

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
trust no ho

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

on my list of shit i intend to do before i die, i wanted to fuck a black chick. after crossing it off the list and being hyped on my success, i realized i caught something from her (after she said she was clean). the realization after fucking a 43 year old (was on the list) and my ex.

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
trust no ho

Seriously, they can sue us for giving them a goddamn baby, why not the other way around?

[The Poster Formerly Known As Crass]

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
trust no ho

Lol, that's fuckin stupid. It's your own choice to fuck them. It's your fault. If you were worried you should have asked for an STD test, if she declined I guess you don't fuck her. You were controlled by lust and looked what happened...no one should feel sorry for you.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

a man should be able to take legal action against a woman if they knowingly withhold medical information that will effect our penises.
trust no ho

Lol, that's fuckin stupid. It's your own choice to fuck them. It's your fault. If you were worried you should have asked for an STD test, if she declined I guess you don't fuck her. You were controlled by lust and looked what happened...no one should feel sorry for you.

ewwwwww. You just basically used the justification for not doing AIDS research in the 80's. Everybody wants to fuck. That's why new generations of people and animals continually appear. Lets not pretend the people who caught something are any sleazier than the people who didn't

[Goblinshark]

Seriously its their fault if they know they have it. I dodged a bullet with the herpes (as told in another thread) and she came on to me super strong when I was wasted. Thankfully, i was as drunk as i was so I couldn't do the deed. I heard from my friend a week later that she had herpes and I was seriously contemplating violence but I'm clean thank Joe Pesci. Women and men should be held responsible if they know they have that shit. Its just so fucked up