FUCK !

[Snickers]

Oh and this is the truth.

But really, Rawb... Should have used that fingerbang as a gateway to pussy feasting.

The world is yours if you get your pussy eating game on lock.
I suggest you also tounge her butthole briefly to make a more substantial impact.
And if the time finally comes when she lets you put it in her, you can get her off orally and then it doesnt matter if you fuck well or not. No pressure. Just get to the finish line at your own pace and get the victory nut.

[CigaretteBeer]

Make sure to get her drunk and give her cocaine or MDMA if possible

Pull your cock out and wiggle it to this song

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[MaryhillVibe]

Maybe you need to improve your "finger blasting" technique.

Maybe she would have some advice for you in that department with regards the type of "blasting" she may or may not enjoy.

Open convo is the way to go.

[rawbertson.]

i fingerbanged her amazing there is no denying that, her pussy walls looked like the edges at pier 7 when i was done, i fucken broke her ovaries. she is just a greedy bitch suckin my resources but not my cock.

[Beeda Weeda]

I'd rather jack off with tiger balm as lube than pay for sex

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

i fingerbanged her amazing there is no denying that, her pussy walls looked like the edges at pier 7 when i was done, i fucken broke her ovaries. she is just a greedy bitch suckin my resources but not my cock.

Dude, softly, gently, its an organ massage, not a whack-a-mole.

[oldeath]

i fingerbanged her amazing there is no denying that, her pussy walls looked like the edges at pier 7 when i was done, i fucken broke her ovaries. she is just a greedy bitch suckin my resources but not my cock.

Dude, softly, gently, its an organ massage, not a whack-a-mole.

HAHAHAHA i just woke up my wife and kid

[frisco]

get in that ass rawb

[tough omelette]

^in that situation i would ask to see the camera, walk over to the door and brb...

[rawbertson.]

i am back on fucking dating websites now

[Hercules Rockefeller]

i am back on fucking dating websites now

you cannot possibly fuck a website. i tried and failed. miserably.

[dolphinstyle.]

he probably is lying.

Wow, that would be harsh. What type of person would lie about paying to titty fuck a hooker? He also overpaid. According to the book superfreakonomics, the average price to ass fuck a chicago hooker is about $96. Of course, the average woman in this sample set will also give a $6 discount for crack.

is this part deux of freakonomics which was totally awesome? I need it yo

[Narcissus]

i fingerbanged her amazing there is no denying that, her pussy walls looked like the edges at pier 7 when i was done, i fucken broke her ovaries. she is just a greedy bitch suckin my resources but not my cock.

Dude, softly, gently, its an organ massage, not a whack-a-mole.

HAHAHAHA i just woke up my wife and kid

You should have a porn tab open so you can switch in a pinch. It'd be much more embarrassing to get caught on SLAP.

[Donkey Lips]

i am back on fucking dating websites now

Unacceptable. Let's hear the titty fuck story instead now.

[rawbertson.]

went to the rub and tug near my work, in canada as long as there is no penetration it is legal to get handjobs/titty fucks/armpit/fjs

the girl was black and she had a british accent and bad teeth. she claimed to be studying biology or some shit @ the University of Western Ontario, and she was doing this just for the money. i found that hard to believe, but she did a good job regardless. wouldnt go back tho.

[Beeda Weeda]

does she wear gloves?

[rawbertson.]

no, they usually only wear gloves if they are goin into your ass hole. i found that out the hard way. i think they are supposed to wear gloves though. im pretty sure 1 time i got just a striaght tug with glove, kinda weak, might as well havea  condom on, never went back after that. also 1 time this asian woman sucked my cock at one of those 9with condom on) that was sketchyas fcuk though she couldnt even speak english

[Beeda Weeda]

think about all the losers that have come in for tugs before you, you think she washes her hands? Shes a fuckin' tug shop gal.
 

[rawbertson.]

you know me, every time you kiss that ho you blow me, you blow trial, try to walk a mile in my saucony's

so ur probably eatin out bitches from the club with dried cum still attached to their labia dont hate on me get that rawbertson money and stick ur dick in the dirt

[Donkey Lips]

try to walk a mile in my saucony's

Wish I could. You have canadian adventures up there. I salute you.

[rawbertson.]

you know i actually live pretty far south. id say at least 1/4 of the USA is more north than where I live.




but we still have tim horton's.

[StabMasterArson]

i am back on fucking dating websites now

This speaks volumes of your pathetic life.

[rawbertson.]

tryin my best man, sorry i wasnt born as cool, successful and popular as you!

[StabMasterArson]

You'd be better off taking home the rub and tug machine. Atleast she knows what she has to do to pay the bills. That, adds character.

[rawbertson.]

no my mom doesnt like black people i swear. one time she asked me why i wasnt going out with ally any more and i said "she is goin out with a black dude now" and she got really bummed. after the black dude she came back to me, then she switched to an asian, so i am very confused about my dick size.

[Beeda Weeda]

so?

[Narcissus]

i am very confused about my dick size.

My fuckin' goodness, dude. You are a living god of skate-related messageboarding amongst mere man-boys of skate-related messageboarding.

[Magic Pizza]

amen to that. a fuckin men.

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

no, they usually only wear gloves if they are goin into your ass hole. i found that out the hard way. i think they are supposed to wear gloves though. im pretty sure 1 time i got just a striaght tug with glove, kinda weak, might as well havea  condom on, never went back after that. also 1 time this asian woman sucked my cock at one of those 9with condom on) that was sketchyas fcuk though she couldnt even speak english

First, let me say your past few posts have been some of the best ever.
Now, you've said a lot in this thread, so let's keep it honest- What did the rub and tug girl do to your asshole?

[smokecrack]

you know me, every time you kiss that ho you blow me, you blow trial, try to walk a mile in my saucony's

so ur probably eatin out bitches from the club with dried cum still attached to their labia dont hate on me get that rawbertson money and stick ur dick in the dirt

hell yeah, rawb. droppin wu lyrics followed by raw rawb knowledge. so uplifting.

(and what did that girl do to your booty?)