FUCK !

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

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[rawbertson.]

thanks yo, i am gonna try for some shit tonight. i blew it with the fat chick.

we were all chillin like the fat chick and a bunch of friends, and somehow we got talking about like how much you care about looks in someone (i was kind of drunk i knew this was a bad thing to talk about) and i said something like "yo i would never hit anything over 180".

anyway the girl said "GEE, THANKS MIKE" and got super pissed and didnt speak to me again. I honestly didn't even think she was over 180.

[RipGrip]

awesome as usual

[Inbred Jed]

There go your chances of becoming a carney and working the "Guess your Age or Weight" booth

[rawbertson.]

Rawb, I have been following this thread for a while and you have brought me much mirth, I even thought I saw you from the bus one time last year when I was in Guelph...anyway...I am sorry to hear of you current dry spell and frustrations, im sending you good will through the internet.

remember its all about persistance!

thats sick, i dont really go to Guelph that much, but i have been there a bunch of times for sure. I was going to this one skate park there for a really long time when i used to live in cambridge. they tore it down now though which blows. it had the best manual pad ever it was higher than a curb. i was there filming some skating one day, thats really random that you saw me though! thats sick! i am going to be in toronto a lot this summer, not sure if thats where you live. there are so many hot girls there, i have to move there.

[nice weather]

I had a dream the other night I was walking to get food in Toronto somewhere with Zurg and we ran into Rawb, but he was sorta embarassed to be associated with Slap and dissed us with fetus and his posse. He ended up eating accross the street from where Zurg wanted to buy a hideous quilted Chicago Bulls cap.
Later we witnessed a dude having his head run over by a doubledecker bus and Zurg was watching like it wasn't a big deal while I looked away and then we were riding on a big mattress on top one of the busses and I started losing my grip and probably fell to a violent death in the streets of future 2150 Toronto.

I know dream recaps from other people are boring as fuck, but the slap related ones you just gotta share.

[Zurg]

huh? that happened, it was last summer. i bought that bulls cap btw

[nice weather]

I said it last summer and I'll say it again, I have a feeling that Saudi man is not selling original Chicago Bulls merchandise.

[Watson]

This show I Used To Be Fat just came on MTV and the chick in it has a cute face, and big fat chick tits, but she's pretty fat. She's talking about how she's never been on a date, and never kissed a boy or anything. All I could think was "Damn girl, Rawb would rock your fucking world."

[rawbertson.]

I have a date with this petite asian girl on saturday holy fuck i am so hyped she is only 19, 5'2", not even fat at all. She has glasses too. She is already saying she wants to meet me and hang out at my apartment on Saturday.

The only thing im worried about is her thing on plenty of fish says "Christian - Other" as religion, so hopefully she isnt on any bullshit where you dont fuck. i mean i need companionship as much as the next human, but i need to fuck, this is not an option. i am dying here. will fingerblast for hj.

Im not greedy or selfish for saying that, am I? I mean who would I be kidding if I said I just want this girl to come hang out at my house and have my mind run wild with all the debauchery i would unfold on those mammories while we sit and play fucking mario party. i mean i love mario party, dont get me wrong, I am willing to put in the work, I just hate playing games that are not Starcraft 2. Her thing says "Dating" and not "Hang out", I have went down that path before, BULLSHIT.

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

baneling bust dat ass

[smokecrack]

and all is right with the world

[crackrazor]

"will fingerblast for hj"


That's what's up.


Damn, there are a bunch of Toronto pals here. I had no idea. We should go hit the streets sometime

[saucy ragu]

i would unfold on those mammories while we sit and play fucking mario party.

Fuck man, there's nothing I can say to elevate the verbal tapestry you just weaved in front of me. It's so beautiful.

[j....soy.....]

please don't switch from the fatty team to the asian team.....

[magicstickyhand]

and all is right with the world

[barr]

bump
so what went down?

[Goblinshark]

OK who the fuck let this get to page 6? I'm fingerblasting this thread back to the front!

Ps: I I'm seeing a girl now from Okcupid who is awesome and I just showed her this thread. She fully supports your tittyfucking crusade and we still believe in you Rawb!

[sprayTAN101]

Ask her to pay next time because you're uncomfortable paying for her affection. It's the modern version of this:
The Door Test

thats a killer movie

how did the kid do? did he dump her?

[crackrazor]

I was at a bar last night and this was on the menu




Sorry for the shitty quality

[pyrex vision]

[pugmaster]

Be straight up, mauraders are as raw as they come won't hesitate to tell someone "don't leave me hanging".  Chris rock that hoe and......

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