PALS Questions : Theotis Beasely

[whiteley]

Here is your chance to ask Theotis Beasely how he stays so crispy! Post your questions here, and Theotis will be coming through with a response for you!

[The Donger]

When are you going to get a face-tat?

[pyrex vision]

who is your favorite rapper?

[tatertots]

are you still sober?

[Beer Keg Peg Leg]

how do you stay so crispy?

[ticklefingers]

do you ever find it difficult to be so positive?

[Ronald Wilson Reagan]

Who was the last person you were mad at? What made you mad, and how did you react to the anger?

[SonictheHedgehog]

Out of all your skate trips what city has stood out to you the most from a non-skate perspective?

[the_unknown_soldier]

What happened to Rammy Issa?

[Hatechild]

How often do you get laid? Honestly.

[BuddyPal]

do you ever skate with your hat off?
 and
what trick can you not land no matter how hard you try?

[thugnificent]

can do you heelflip and backside flips over stair sets?

[The Math Professor]

How'd you get picked up by the swoosh?

[brent]

how many times have you smacked crystal clear's big ol' booty?

[Bubblegum Tate]

Theotis, why do you have lots of sponsors? No hate here, all love. Keep it up Theotis. Can't wait to see your new TWS part.

[Raab]

What's the most recent trick you've learned?

[krewkruxklan]

do you get buck wild?
which skaters have you been hyped on recently?

[Ripped Laces]

for a person who hates nikes & who has a fat/flat foot, what nikes would you recommend?

[Tuna]

is there anything or anyone that you genuinely dislike?

[smokecrack]

are there any pro's that you fanned out on when you first met them? why are you the only guy on nike that wears their funky colored or experimental shoes? (veloce, tre ad, etc.)

[dolphinstyle.]

what is your positive attitude based on? Christian values like Ned Flanders? Or hasn't anything bad happened to you yet?

[Donkey Lips]

Theo. Have you seen Rudy?


Also, who's a bigger bro - Lizard King or Slash?

[The Ghost of Lenny Kirk]

are you going to have a part in the new baker/deathwish project?

[cant stop]

Do you sleep with your hat on?

[TXJDOT]

What/Who got you into skateboarding?

[ginz2]

Has antwuan ever snapped at you harder than he did in the deathwish tour video? The part where you quote his "e e e eat dat shrimp" line to him?

[sfa]

When I see you out at parks or events, you not only say hi to everyone and give em' a hug, but you seem to remember eveyone's name. How in the world do you do that? Photographic memory?

[1992]

I grew up skating in Inglewood,California in the late 80's. E. Hazel Street to be exact...right around the corner from a place called Frank's Market and Brizzalaro's Hardware. The house I grew up got robbed twice even with bars on the windows. I remember seeing and hearing about alot things happening to my friends older brother's and other family members. Do you think that skating helped you somewhat escape a mundane future in that community? What is your opinion on that?

Stay up.

[cheese]

Who do you think would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?

[Alan]

Not a question, just some advice:

"If you smile, the woman thinks she got you.

The next thing you know, she asking you for money and shit.
                   
Exactly. The best thing, if you think you're the kind of motherfucker that's predisposed to be smiling and shit, you best to kick that shit doggie-style."