Things your girlfriend does that is weak or sucks!

[raunchyrick]

My ex had the wierdest fetish, she would dress up like herself and act like a fucking bitch all the time?? 

well done.

ahahahaha

Stealing jokes are so funny! You can be the next Denis Leary.

shit my bad next time ill site my sources - and you should have said Stealing jokes IS funny but hey this is all informal right?

[brycickle]

Getting pregnant

You stand alone...

[bentmode]

farting, complete turn off. WTF!

how long have you been 11?

[Sleazy]

i was all hyped on Breaking Bad starting up again. ? Me and my lady watched all 3 seasons together and loved it. ? 

The day before season 4 premiere she tells me "i don't want to watch that show anymore, it's to intense for me." ?  WHAT? ? Ok, fine, I understand...sort of.
So I download the show and watch it by myself. ? NO biggie.

Then I told her I watched it without her and she FLIPPED. ? Got so mad. ? Said I never think about her or consider her and should have asked her first before I watched it. ? When I told her "you said you didn't want to watch it anymore" she said that didn't mean she didn't want to watch it if I watched it. ? WTF?@#

not exactly this, but similar mind fucks that you dont expect or even understand.

the classic, "why cant you make a decision?", "ok then, this", "no, something else." seems like thats 99% of women though.

trying to work around the eating habits of a vegetarian who doesnt like very much food

theyre all very minor and well worth putting up with though. im sure she has a list of these about me

Decision making is your job.?  Take the lead and she will thank you for it.

this is a men are from mar, women are from penis type thing...

they don't want you to decide, they want you present options which gets really annoying. i'm sure every guy deals with the whole

"what should we eat for dinner"

"who about sushi"

"i'm not really in the mood"

"ok, then what did you want?"

"hmmmm, well what were you thinking?"

it's the whole idea that women have that part of the boyfriend\husband kit is concierge service

[BriDen]

yeah, me no like that so much. they know their options.

i dont mind the going and getting part of the concierge service, but yeah that options presenting thing gets me. is it a way of pretending that im getting input or what?

They don't know what they want, but they know they DONT want what you want. It's a method of breaking you down.

[crackrazor]

My chick is cool, but she is not into giving bj's at all. I feel like a dick complaining about that, but relationships with one sided oral sex are weird.

[InternetDaddy]

to be fair, my girlfriend is pretty awesome in most respects. 3 notable exceptions: she'll shush me all the time when she's watching say yes to the dress or some other ladyshow, but if I'm watching something I'm into she'll talk constantly and get all uppity if I shush her. Also, she's always facebooking away on her phone. The last one is the worst: she'll nag and nag and lash out and lash out but if I raise my voice at all she goes "don't yell at me, we're just talking." or "don't get defensive, I'm not angry."

All in all, it's whatever.