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« on: February 25, 2011, 01:49:50 PM »

dudes the man.

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/022411_sheen.mp3
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 02:12:16 PM »

too long, summarize it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 02:26:56 PM »

too long, summarize it.

I'd also like to add that he is the man. If I was rich as hell, I'd spend a ton of money on drugs, women and booze.
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 02:54:59 PM »

too long, summarize it.

I'd also like to add that he is the man. If I was rich as hell, I'd spend a ton of money on drugs, women and booze.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 03:06:25 PM »

He talks about how his life is too awesome for most people to comprehend, how he has miraculous healing abilities, and how he hates Jews. All the while openly admitting how much he loves fucking women and doing drugs.

There's a goldmine of quotes in there but I'm still reeling from the massive dose of awesome i just took in.
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« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2011, 03:17:28 PM »

He's a role model for real men.
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« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2011, 03:30:03 PM »

winning...
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« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2011, 03:34:43 PM »

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« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2011, 03:57:52 PM »

dudes on a whole 'nother level.
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« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2011, 04:34:47 PM »

"the only thing I'm addicted to right now is, WINNING".
"I'm not Thomas Jefferson, he was a pussy"!


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« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2011, 04:39:27 PM »

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself. Small | Large


imagine charlie sheen getting buck to this
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« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 05:13:19 PM »

speaking as a guy, hes living every dudes dream on some next level shit.   
speaking as a human, hes a waste of life.  his actions lead to a bunch of people(cast and crew)losing their jobs.
 
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 06:05:16 PM »

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"I'm gonna hang on to [my resentments] and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're gonna fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous such secret and silent soldiers. Cause they're all around you. Thought you were just messing with one dude? Sorry. WINNING"

"The only thing i'm addicted to right now is winning"
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2011, 06:27:08 PM »

Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic.
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« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2011, 06:42:25 PM »

Just heard on the news CBS is pulling the plug on 2 And A Half Men. There goes that paycheck.
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« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2011, 06:55:43 PM »

Does this mean bowling shirts, cargo shorts and shitty haircuts aren't cool anymore?
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« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2011, 07:33:17 PM »

Charlie sheen fucks with only his socks on.
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« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2011, 07:45:56 PM »

Its funny how he is almost the same way he is in real and in two and a half men
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« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2011, 08:09:46 PM »

he might not be getting paid from his show anymore, but the dude has so much money its ridiculous. i read the other day hes gonna pay his ex wife like 55k a month in child support... its retarded how someone can honestly say you would ever spend near that much on a kid in a month
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« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2011, 08:14:24 PM »

Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
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« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2011, 08:33:37 PM »

Wow. Charlie Sheen is fucking pathetic awesome.
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« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2011, 08:35:45 PM »

Its funny how he is almost the same way he is in reallife and in two and a half men
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« Reply #22 on: February 25, 2011, 08:52:21 PM »

he might not be getting paid from his show anymore, but the dude has so much money its ridiculous. i read the other day hes gonna pay his ex wife like 55k a month in child support... its retarded how someone can honestly say you would ever spend near that much on a kid in a month

That's like chump change for the dude. He was getting paid 2 mill per episode
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« Reply #23 on: February 25, 2011, 09:15:49 PM »

Holy shit. New Hero!

"He might be nails, but I'm frickin' bayonets. I am battled tested bayonets, bro. I'm tired, I'm so tired of pretending that my life isn't perfect and bitchin' and just winning every second and I'm not perfect and bitching and just delivering the goods at every frickin' turn because look what I'm dealing with man, I'm dealing with fools and trolls, you know? I'm dealing with soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee, because I don't have time for these clowns. I don't have time for their judgment and their stupidity. You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I CAN'T PROCESS IT!' Well no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just sit back and enjoy the show."

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« Reply #24 on: February 25, 2011, 11:08:12 PM »

awesome

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« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2011, 07:04:55 AM »

charlie sheen is awsome and shitty at the same time.
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« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2011, 08:02:05 AM »

I think its awesome that he's portraying his character on two and a half men in real life. 
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« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2011, 08:20:23 AM »

Charlie Sheen will be dead within 10 years.

Has anyone read the shit on his wiki? He's been married 3 times and each time his wife left him because he (a) shot them (b) threatened threatened their life and (c) assaulted them

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« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2011, 08:54:06 AM »

Charlie Sheen will be dead within 10 years.

Has anyone read the shit on his wiki? He's been married 3 times and each time his wife left him because he (a) shot them (b) threatened threatened their life and (c) assaulted them



I know the guy is hilarious.
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« Reply #29 on: February 26, 2011, 10:11:17 AM »

I'd prefer the real life version of this.

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