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« on: April 26, 2011, 06:44:22 PM »
So I finally found a woman to let me fulfill my fantasy of putting hardboiled eggs into a woman.  Now I am wondering if it would be better to keep the shell on, or take it off?  What do you guys/girls think would be the best course of action?
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« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2011, 06:47:39 PM »
im guessing your best bet is taking one with a shell and sticking it in her ass for a test run, if that works well, go for the shell in pussy strategy
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2011, 06:56:20 PM »
it sound nice hahaha
but food in the vag is a big no no, so i say shell on and hope that the egg don't fuck up
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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2011, 07:01:42 PM »
scrambled eggs all the way
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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2011, 07:03:41 PM »
your girlfriend is going to taste like salmonella.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2011, 07:07:18 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2011, 07:14:38 PM »
The real question is are you going to eat it afterwards?
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« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2011, 07:25:43 PM »
Fuck that try a poached egg and see if you can do it without breaking the yoke. Then cum on her and have pussy benedict.
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2011, 08:00:28 PM »
Quote from: BuddyPal on April 26, 2011, 07:01:42 PM
scrambled eggs all the way

Haha. Just scooping it in straight out of the frying pan.
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« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2011, 08:01:30 PM »
Quote from: daddy on April 26, 2011, 07:25:43 PM
Fuck that try a poached egg and see if you can do it without breaking the yoke. Then cum on her and have pussy benedict.
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« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2011, 08:08:29 PM »
Definitely shell-off in the ass. Then fuck it really hard.  When it comes out all mashed up with your jiz, you should have some fine egg salad.
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« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2011, 08:20:26 PM »
thread of the year?
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« Reply #12 on: April 26, 2011, 08:34:09 PM »
I just google image searched "over easy eggs on boobs" to add to the thread and came up disappointed.

But congratulations.
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« Reply #13 on: April 26, 2011, 08:40:44 PM »
Quote from: penguin meat on April 26, 2011, 08:08:29 PM
Definitely shell-off in the ass. Then fuck it really hard.  When it comes out all mashed up with your jiz, you should have some fine egg salad.

Damn it. I was gonna make a post similar to this one.  My other question is how would you get it out?
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« Reply #14 on: April 26, 2011, 08:58:04 PM »
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.  Girls smoke cigs and shoot ping pong balls with their hoo-hizzles... the way I figure, laying an egg should be pretty easy. Cool
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« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2011, 10:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Rafiki on April 26, 2011, 07:14:38 PM
The real question is are you going to eat it afterwards?

I've deliberated on that topic many times.  My position is this, if the woman can expel the egg before the temperature is equivalent to room temperature, then I will consume it.  Provided the woman has showered recently and I am able to sprinkle a lil' salt and pepper on that bad boy.
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« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2011, 10:53:31 PM »
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« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2011, 12:38:24 AM »
balut!
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« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2011, 02:10:12 AM »
will it be a game of how many go in how many come out?
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« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2011, 02:17:45 AM »
Get her to stand over a hot stove and crack a raw egg with her kegels
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« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2011, 04:43:52 AM »
Quote from: tough omelette on April 27, 2011, 12:38:24 AM
balut!

i puked a little in my mouth just then.

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« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2011, 04:54:42 AM »
Even better, shell that balut and have her birth a chicken embryo.  Shit is TIGHT!
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« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2011, 05:04:25 AM »
If you use a raw egg you can play a game where you try to make love to her without breaking it.

Or if you stuff a raw egg up her anal passage you can play a game where you have vaginal intercourse that's so hard it breaks the egg in her anus.
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« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2011, 06:29:30 AM »
A good friend of mine's fantasy is to eat a cadbury cream egg out of a pussy. Chase the dream bro.
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2011, 06:58:09 AM »
definitely shell off. lets say she isnt prepared and flexes the pussy mussel, then boom cracked eggshell all in the twat. you know how you never really get egg shells out of the garbage disposal... same idea.
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« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2011, 07:18:39 AM »
I'm down with this as long as you make her wear a beak.
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« Reply #26 on: April 27, 2011, 07:47:40 AM »
Quote from: Tale Crab on April 27, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
I'm down with this as long as you make her wear a beak.
If she wears a beak, she should also have a wreath or something she can shoot those young'uns into.
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« Reply #27 on: April 27, 2011, 07:49:26 AM »
Quote from: layzieyez on April 27, 2011, 04:54:42 AM
Even better, shell that balut and have her birth a chicken embryo.  Shit is TIGHT!

Instead of Balut, why not just a fully ready to hatch egg, then he can put it in her pussy, she can flex, then a fully functioning baby chick will come out of her pussy. The first chick to be born form a vagina.
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« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2011, 07:54:24 AM »
Quote from: bentmode on April 27, 2011, 06:58:09 AM
definitely shell off. lets say she isnt prepared and flexes the pussy mussel, then boom cracked eggshell all in the twat. you know how you never really get egg shells out of the garbage disposal... same idea.
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« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2011, 08:49:14 AM »
Quote from: Tale Crab on April 27, 2011, 07:18:39 AM
I'm down with this as long as you make her wear a beak.


i know this one chick who would be totally up for it...
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