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Hexagon
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« on: May 19, 2011, 09:14:05 AM »
After viewing the "things that made you laugh today" thread and seeing the greatest movie insults. Got me to thinking, there is plenty of shit slinging around, what are some of the heads favorite rag-on responses to those who suck/don't like/ or just plain ignorant. The more juvenile and goofy the better.

Some of mine:
Fucktard, turd merchant, turd herder, bro ass dipshit, dumbfuck, asswad, ass banglar, lurkshit, cock juggler, ass mouth, shitspew, no talent ass clown, turd burglar, brobodan milosevic. the list is endless, feel free to contribute
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« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 09:26:08 AM »
You waste of sperm.
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« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 09:41:42 AM »
a great and subtle way to thoroughly insult whoever posted above you.
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« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 09:54:04 AM »
A couple juvenile names with stories attached

Rat Whore: my friend called this drunk bitch that after she threw up in his car after repeatedly being told to go nowhere near it

Biscuit Head: all the kids in my remedial math class called our teacher this
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EAT TWAT SMOKE POT AND SMILE ALOT

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« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 10:33:36 AM »
dickshit
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« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 11:04:09 AM »
microchip
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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 11:12:46 AM »
I fondly remember 'Nazi Cum Bucket' being my favourite insult in primary school, those were the days...
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« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 12:32:14 PM »
penis breath. it's from ET and has been my favorite my whole life.
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« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 12:39:02 PM »
One ugly kid at school got called a sperm cocktail. Always thought that was funny.
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« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2011, 12:29:34 AM »
ballbag has always had a nice ring to it
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« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2011, 01:57:06 AM »
I find 'your mother should have used a coat hanger' goes down well.
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« Reply #11 on: May 20, 2011, 01:58:12 AM »
Quote from: Reev on May 20, 2011, 01:57:06 AM
I find 'your mother should have used a coat hanger' goes down well.

lol made me think of an old one...

"you know what i like about you?"

"what?"

"FUCK ALL"
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« Reply #12 on: May 20, 2011, 02:34:39 AM »
Full Metal Jacket - 10 Minutes of Boot Camp Small | Large


Basically everything here is gold.
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« Reply #13 on: May 20, 2011, 03:01:08 AM »
cock gobbler is one of my favs.   once  a buddy of mine called some random asshole who cut in line a cock gobbler and the guy got super angry and said "that's hate speech asshole!!  i'm homosexual and proud!".    it got real quiet because no one even knew the dude was gay and then my friend said 'i call everyone that asshole.  you actually gobble cocks and you are angry i called you a cock gobbler?"   everyone in line was super stoked.
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« Reply #14 on: May 20, 2011, 05:48:42 AM »
Fuckhead, shithead, bitch tits, snatch napkin, crotch stain, nappy headed ho.
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« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2011, 06:43:21 AM »
Holland is I believe the only country in the world to swear with diseases. Lately a lot people swear with the word cancer and in some cities the word cancer is even a normal word.

we use ''teringhoer'' a lot. that means tuberculosis whore.

in southpark i heard '' stupid tiny testicled boy''
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« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2011, 06:47:57 AM »
a funny one i hurd yesterday "you are SO aids"
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lemon (implying sourness)
always loved the sound of the word "twat"
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« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 06:57:07 AM »
crosseur de poule morte
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« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2011, 08:44:45 AM »
just yell, "keep the fuck shut up asshole!"

... they won't know what to say!
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« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 08:47:59 AM »
One of my favorite all time cuts was "Your mom's teeth are so yellow she spits butter." Probably old and busted, but it's a classic.
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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2011, 10:16:28 AM »
Big L said it best

"your mother shoulda swallowed you"


during my quick in and out of navy basic training the chief petty officer of my unit had some good ones

fool
cheese dick
dick stain
cheddar dick
swiss dick
dick cheese
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2011, 11:19:34 AM »
"faggot ass sack of shit" rolls off the tongue nicely
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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2011, 11:23:38 AM »
failed abortion.

the best arise in the heat of the moment.
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« Reply #23 on: May 20, 2011, 06:14:25 PM »
You shit covered cock sucker! Girls love that one.  And if you ever need to insult some moms lazy boyfriend. "You fat, Mother Fucking, food eater!"
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« Reply #24 on: May 20, 2011, 06:23:52 PM »
dropped "dickbrain" on someone last night, followed up with "you're a living abortion" good ol' drunken hatred at the bar the other night... it was full of juice/roid-head bros.
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« Reply #25 on: May 20, 2011, 06:36:50 PM »
Quote from: steve on May 20, 2011, 10:16:28 AM
during my quick in and out of navy basic training the chief petty officer of my unit had some good ones

fool
cheese dick
dick stain
cheddar dick
swiss dick
dick cheese

So no stain dick?
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« Reply #26 on: May 20, 2011, 06:59:12 PM »
telling someone "i hope you get run over by a drunk driver on christmas eve" puts one through a whirlwind of emotions Cry
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« Reply #27 on: May 20, 2011, 07:02:30 PM »
Heard two brothers get in a verbal fight at the skatepark one time. The younger one called the older one a "dick-squeezer."
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« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2011, 07:08:50 PM »
FUCKFACE, BITCHTIT, BABY NIGGA
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« Reply #29 on: May 20, 2011, 11:36:17 PM »
Seeing as these are short ones:

Fuckstain

sack of shit

and I like to call people filth. You'd be suprised how low someones face will drop after being called unwanted dirt.
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