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« on: April 08, 2013, 10:06:45 PM »
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2013, 10:21:49 PM »
Quote from: Tracer  link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.



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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2013, 10:47:33 PM »
n00dz or it didn't happen
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2013, 11:11:26 PM »
my girlfriend is as dirty as i want her to be since shes my left hand right now
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2013, 11:36:11 PM »
i've always wanted to cum in a girls eye
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2013, 04:23:06 AM »
Quote from: Monty Burns on April 08, 2013, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: Tracer  link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.



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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2013, 05:00:55 AM »
Quote from: Monty Burns on April 08, 2013, 10:21:49 PM
Quote from: Tracer  link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.



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Damn, this is the first thing I thought of.  Wink Wink
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« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2013, 05:51:20 AM »
Quote from: Tracer  link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.

You are a virgin bro.  Stop trying to compensate with shit tier threads.
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2013, 06:11:48 AM »
Quote from: Merked on April 09, 2013, 05:51:20 AM
Quote from: Tracer ? link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.


You are a virgin bro.?  Stop trying to compensate with shit tier threads.


Nuh-uh  Tracer showed me a picture of his girlfriend.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2013, 06:14:06 AM »
^lolololol
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2013, 06:38:17 AM »
We need some entertainment around these here forums so I'm proposing a contest between Merked and Tracer.  The loser has to focus their account.  How about the first person to produce proof that they are not a virgin and that they can kickflip a 5 stair wins.  If the proof doesn't surface by May Day, you both focus.  If the contestants don't agree to these terms, than propose something else.  It's for the good of SLAP.
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2013, 06:42:27 AM »
Quote from: Hate_Then_Skate on April 09, 2013, 06:11:48 AM
Quote from: Merked on April 09, 2013, 05:51:20 AM
Quote from: Tracer ? link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.


You are a virgin bro.?  Stop trying to compensate with shit tier threads.


Nuh-uh  Tracer showed me a picture of his girlfriend.


One time this dude I was buying weed from showed me a picture of this hot-as-fuck blonde chick on his phone and said he fucked her. Thing was he was like 300 lbs and worked at subway. Dude must've had some serious game.
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2013, 07:56:03 AM »
Quote from: Merked on April 09, 2013, 05:51:20 AM
Quote from: Tracer  link=topic=69380.msg1887879#msg1887879 date=1365487605
How dirty is your girlfriend?

Does she smash on her period?
Does she take cumshots to the face/mouth?
Does she do anal then smoke your pole?

I've never been into girls that are in to S+M shit, peeing and pooing, super big orgies. My last GF was a 4, your standard boring asian fuk condom on cum off.

You are a virgin bro.  Stop trying to compensate with shit tier threads.
Noone forced you to post in such a shitty thread bro, why you wasting ur time bro?
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2013, 07:59:49 AM »
Quote from: chockfullofthat on April 09, 2013, 06:38:17 AM
We need some entertainment around these here forums so I'm proposing a contest between Merked and Tracer.  The loser has to focus their account.  How about the first person to produce proof that they are not a virgin and that they can kickflip a 5 stair wins.  If the proof doesn't surface by May Day, you both focus.  If the contestants don't agree to these terms, than propose something else.  It's for the good of SLAP.

Fuckin loled.  I got proof of gettin laid, but I don't think my ex would approve of my postin a vid on the internets.  Kickflippin the 5 stair could be tough because I never skate stairs and I fucking hate kickflips.  Maybe a tre flip?  I like where your heads at though.
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2013, 08:03:43 AM »
Quote from: malibu hamish on April 08, 2013, 11:11:26 PM
my girlfriend is as dirty as i want her to be since shes my left hand right now


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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2013, 08:07:29 AM »
Quote from: Merked on April 09, 2013, 07:59:49 AM
Quote from: chockfullofthat on April 09, 2013, 06:38:17 AM
We need some entertainment around these here forums so I'm proposing a contest between Merked and Tracer.?  The loser has to focus their account.?  How about the first person to produce proof that they are not a virgin and that they can kickflip a 5 stair wins.?  If the proof doesn't surface by May Day, you both focus.?  If the contestants don't agree to these terms, than propose something else.?  It's for the good of SLAP.

Fuckin loled.?  I got proof of gettin laid, but I don't think my ex would approve of my postin a vid on the internets.?  Kickflippin the 5 stair could be tough because I never skate stairs and I fucking hate kickflips.?  Maybe a tre flip??  I like where your heads at though.

It doesn't have to be a vid.  Just a naked picture of her with you're username written on her tits or something.  Also you can change it to a 3 flip if Tracer agrees, otherwise it remains a kickflip.
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« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2013, 08:58:24 AM »
Quote from: chockfullofthat on April 09, 2013, 08:07:29 AM
Quote from: Merked on April 09, 2013, 07:59:49 AM
Quote from: chockfullofthat on April 09, 2013, 06:38:17 AM
We need some entertainment around these here forums so I'm proposing a contest between Merked and Tracer.?  The loser has to focus their account.?  How about the first person to produce proof that they are not a virgin and that they can kickflip a 5 stair wins.?  If the proof doesn't surface by May Day, you both focus.?  If the contestants don't agree to these terms, than propose something else.?  It's for the good of SLAP.

Fuckin loled.?  I got proof of gettin laid, but I don't think my ex would approve of my postin a vid on the internets.?  Kickflippin the 5 stair could be tough because I never skate stairs and I fucking hate kickflips.?  Maybe a tre flip??  I like where your heads at though.

It doesn't have to be a vid.  Just a naked picture of her with you're username written on her tits or something.  Also you can change it to a 3 flip if Tracer agrees, otherwise it remains a kickflip.

I will look into this.  Bout to buy a smartphone soon.  May open up more options.
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